Jolly Star Wars Pics

Dodge · Post by **Dodge** » 2002-12-03 01:12pm

The more images, the merrier... and the higher quality, the better.

I'm a mere Paint Shop Pro 7 user. Wish I had a Mac with Photo Shop (or even better!).

Lord Pounder · Post by **Lord Pounder** » 2002-12-04 06:10pm

shit i just looked at the site, very funny. I'm gonna have to stop looking at them, if i laugh any more the neighbours will complain.

Dodge · Post by **Dodge** » 2002-12-05 05:13am

Great! My efforts aren't completely going to waste...

I love all this "captioned" and "speech bubbled" image spoofery; I wouldn't be surprised, though, if I was laughing louder than you do!

Anyway, the site is constantly being added to (what awful grammar!), and is about to get another menu item (yes, Images Page 4!).

Glad someone likes my pictures!

Lord Pounder · Post by **Lord Pounder** » 2002-12-06 04:55pm

I think a better caption would have been

"Left a bit, right a bit, easy on the acclerator. SHIT. FUCKING WOMEN DRIVERS"

Zaku-chan · Post by **Zaku-chan** » 2002-12-06 05:05pm

Reminds me of the one I saw in the funny pic thread:

Evil Sadistic Bastard · Post by **Evil Sadistic Bastard** » 2002-12-06 05:07pm

Darth Pounder wrote:
<Pic of Executor ramming DS>

I think a better caption would have been

"Left a bit, right a bit, easy on the acclerator. SHIT. FUCKING WOMEN DRIVERS"

I personally prefer: " YOU IDIOT! THE BRAKE'S ON THE OTHER PEDAL!"

Dodge · Post by **Dodge** » 2002-12-07 11:22am

I think the picture deserves a thread of its own (perhaps even a sticky? Mod?) entitled "Caption Competition", and the winner (judged by poll or by Moderator, or even by The Wong if he's not too busy) might be allowed a ranking of his/her own choice???

What do you think?

Evil Sadistic Bastard · Post by **Evil Sadistic Bastard** » 2002-12-07 11:25am

Why not? it's been done before.

Though I don't think Wong would judge it.. Laugh at the entries, yes, judge, no.

Dodge · Post by **Dodge** » 2002-12-07 04:56pm

OK then, I propose that the image caption competition thread should be started as a new sticky thread...

...how can we get this set up?

Zaku-chan · Post by **Zaku-chan** » 2002-12-07 04:57pm

I'll try it.

Dodge · Post by **Dodge** » 2002-12-09 06:57am

You really are a sterling fellow.

There are probably a lot of Star Wars scenes which deserve alternative captions.

By the way, check my website again at http://www.rsjc.myby.co.uk/starwars/; there's more stuff there now (including a hit counter to show how many different people have visited!).

MirrorUniverseSpy1 · Post by **MirrorUniverseSpy1** » 2002-12-10 03:17am

Nice pics. I like the site.

Dodge · Post by **Dodge** » 2002-12-10 03:55am

Thanks, you're too kind.

I mentioned something about a hit counter, but for some reason it does not work - stupid thing! Now I've got to do a server-side Perl program myself... Bah!

Anyway, I'll put some more pics on soon!

Oberleutnant · Post by **Oberleutnant** » 2002-12-10 04:48pm

Hilarious! I loved all of your pics!

http://www.rsjc.myby.co.uk/starwars/images/amidala.jpg
Let me guess, you've watched The Fast Show?

Dodge · Post by **Dodge** » 2002-12-11 11:02am

Thanks for your kind words.

I love the Fast Show, especially the two tailors in "Suits You"

Tailor 1: Good morning, sir. How are we today, sir?
Customer: Fine. You?
Tailor 1: Radiant, sir. Radiant.
[pause]
Tailor 1: Oh, that is a lovely suit, isn't it, sir?
Customer: Yes. Yes, it's nice, yes.
Tailor 1: Suits you, sir. Suit like that. Ooh! D'you want one off the peg, sir? Or d'you want one made up?
Customer: Well, I'm looking for something a bit smart - I'm starting a new job.
Tailor 1: Ooh! Congratulations, sir. Will you be having your own secretary, sir?
Customer: Yes! Yes, I think so.
Tailor 1: Will you be giving it to her, sir?
Customer: Sorry?
Tailor 1: Your secretary, sir. Will you be giving it to her, sir?
Customer: I-I'm not sure I understand.
Tailor 1: Would you like to try a different colour, sir? We have some excellent blue serge.
Customer: Yes, a blue - or, or a grey.
Tailor 1: Ooh, suits you, sir. Ooh! The ladies like a man in a suit, don't they, sir? Were you out with a lady last night, sir?
Customer: Yes, I was, as a matter of fact.
Tailor 1: Did she want it, sir?
Customer: I beg your pardon?
Tailor 1: The lady you were out with last night, sir - did she want it, sir? Ooh! Suits you, sir! Ooh!
[Customer makes a move to leave...]
Tailor 1: A-a-ah - arms! Sorry, sir - didn't mean a thing. Just trying to make conversation. Won't say another word.
[a very short pause, then...]
Tailor 1: This l-a-d-y you were out with last night, sir.
Customer: Y-e-s?
Tailor 1: Known her long?
Customer: Yes, about four years. She's my fiance.
Tailor 2: Does she want it, sir?
Customer: You WHAT?
Tailor 2: Your fiance, sir. Does she want it, sir? Is she a pale girl, sir? Doe-eyed, sir?
Tailor 1: Like a frightened deer in a woodland glade, sir? Cornered by the hounds? Ooh!
Tailor 2: Does she make this sort of noise, sir? Aah! Aah! Aah! Aah! Aah! Aah!
Customer: Goodbye!
Tailor 1: Does she look over her shoulder at you, sir? Like this - Aah!
Tailor 2: Suit you, sir!
Tailor 1: Suits you, sir!

Priceless!

Oberleutnant · Post by **Oberleutnant** » 2002-12-11 12:24pm

All characters were great, but those two guys were probably the best. "Are you a buyer sir, or are you just here for a wank?"

I wonder if I should add some quotes from the show to my sig, like "This week I've been mostly wearing thongs."

Probably not, since it's not that well-known show, at least not outside Europe.

Dodge · Post by **Dodge** » 2002-12-12 04:25am

Well, I can honestly recommend that you (and others like us) should visit the following website then.

http://www.powerage.demon.co.uk/fastshow/scripts.htm

Hope you like it!

Post by **Kuja** » 2002-12-12 02:11pm

ROFLOL, funny shit.

Dodge · Post by **Dodge** » 2002-12-13 02:57pm

Yeah, great stuff! It always makes me laugh (and so does Blackadder) no matter how many times I see it.

Oh, by the way, I've added a couple more pics to my Jolly Star Wars Pics website (see sig below), and also, some congratulations please for my promotion to Youngling

IRG CommandoJoe · Post by **IRG CommandoJoe** » 2002-12-16 08:38pm

Those last pics are quite funny. I think my favorite pic is the one with Vader and Fett talking to each other about the past. LOL

Keep up the good work.

Dodge · Post by **Dodge** » 2002-12-17 04:27am

Thanks!

Nice to see my efforts are appreciated. I'll keep adding pictures as and when I get time and see appropriate images. It's a good laugh. I think I like the Vader & Fett image as well (I think I've probably laughed more than anyone at my own humour!)

Dodge · Post by **Dodge** » 2002-12-18 12:02pm

More images on the site now. Hope you like!

Oberleutnant · Post by **Oberleutnant** » 2002-12-19 04:29pm

Some of those new pics are fucking marvellous! Count Dookula, Sunny Delight, Jeez you're ugly...

Also thanks for the link!

Dodge · Post by **Dodge** » 2002-12-20 06:02am

Fantastic!

Dodge · Post by **Dodge** » 2002-12-23 07:11am

Just noticed your sig. I remember that movie. Brilliant! I like the bit where the hero is in the cellar with the lawn mower, and starts "mowing" the zombies.

There's another film by the same group, called "Bad Taste", isn't there? I like the bit in that one where the guy kicks a zombie's head out of the window...

All brilliant stuff!

P.S. New images on my Jolly Star Wars Pics website! Check 'em out!