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Posted: 2003-01-03 11:58pm
by Darth Yoshi
At home in front of a computer, of course.

Posted: 2003-01-04 12:02am
by The Black Jesus
i must be the only guy in the universe, nay, the country, that jizzes in a microwave-safe teacup


A quote by a raging masterbator:

trying to get my necro thru hell this time, still in normal and uing a great build somebody posted....

what's the opinion here? is it a wasted investment if you try to maintain 5 to 10 minions all the time....or is it still helpful to invest a few points in case you get wacked by chance? how many points if yes...? thanks!

Posted: 2003-01-04 12:02am
by Keevan_Colton
Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:
HemlockGrey wrote:
....but I have noticed vegitarian blood tends to taste a little sweeter.....
WTF?
Look at his avatar. Note the fangs. He's gay-- AHEM-- a vampire. :mrgreen:
After a fashion.
I do have fangs and I do like blood....but I dont run around pretending I'm a vampire or 500 years old or any shit like that....well....unless its dark and I happen to run into a bunch of assholes....then...a little drama can be amusing. :lol:

Keevan.

Posted: 2003-01-04 12:02am
by Enforcer Talen
or books. lots and lots of books.

Posted: 2003-01-04 12:02am
by aerius
HemlockGrey wrote:I begin to wonder where you learn these things.
Watching porn, doing research on the internet, TV specials on the lives of pornstars, TV specials on the porn industry, reading books in the library and bookstores, attending a porn convention in my city, I think that covers most of my sources. :D

Posted: 2003-01-04 12:03am
by Keevan_Colton
also...the avatar pic is of me.

Posted: 2003-01-04 12:05am
by Einhander Sn0m4n
Keevan_Colton wrote:
Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:
HemlockGrey wrote: WTF?
Look at his avatar. Note the fangs. He's gay-- AHEM-- a vampire. :mrgreen:
After a fashion.
I do have fangs and I do like blood....but I dont run around pretending I'm a vampire or 500 years old or any shit like that....well....unless its dark and I happen to run into a bunch of assholes....then...a little drama can be amusing. :lol:

Keevan.
In other words: The TReal Thing™
That R0X0RZ My S0X0Z!!! W00t W00t!

Posted: 2003-01-04 12:05am
by Keevan_Colton
aerius wrote:
HemlockGrey wrote:I begin to wonder where you learn these things.
Watching porn, doing research on the internet, TV specials on the lives of pornstars, TV specials on the porn industry, reading books in the library and bookstores, attending a porn convention in my city, I think that covers most of my sources. :D
Nothing like a good education to help you appreciate life.

Posted: 2003-01-04 12:05am
by Darth Yoshi
Look, page 18 of 17!!!

BTW, Keevan, you look majorly freaky.

Posted: 2003-01-04 12:05am
by Einhander Sn0m4n
Keevan_Colton wrote:also...the avatar pic is of me.
You're cute. :D

Posted: 2003-01-04 12:06am
by Necro99
What the HELL is this topic????

It depends over what kindo porn
Regular: 1/2 meter
Asian: 2/3 meter
Hentai: 1 Meter
Elf: 4 Meter
Real Thing: Depends on target range :D.
also...the avatar pic is of me.
*draws .45*
Bite me. NOW!
*paints a target on neck*

Posted: 2003-01-04 12:09am
by Keevan_Colton
Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:
Keevan_Colton wrote:also...the avatar pic is of me.
You're cute. :D
*chuckles*
Thanks.
Darth Yoshi wrote: BTW, Keevan, you look majorly freaky
And also, thanks.

Posted: 2003-01-04 12:09am
by Darth Yoshi
Welcome to the depravity.
You like elves? Cool.
BTW, since I haven't seen you before, *chucks egg*
Image

Posted: 2003-01-04 12:10am
by Enforcer Talen
Keevan_Colton wrote:also...the avatar pic is of me.
you look like ozzy. good stuff^^

I used to play the vampire game, but I grew out of it.

Posted: 2003-01-04 02:13am
by Necro99
Welcome to the depravity.
You like elves? Cool.
BTW, since I haven't seen you before, *chucks egg*
Yes, i like elves. Alot. Very Much. EXTREMLY MUCH. INSANELY MUCH. MIND-BOGGLINGLY MUCH!.

<.<
>.>
:oops:

anyway, you can all thanks Seggybop for bringing me here!

Posted: 2003-01-04 02:20am
by ArmorPierce
Am I the only one that can't see Darth Yoshi's image even with the .txt trick?

Posted: 2003-01-04 02:23am
by TrailerParkJawa
ArmorPierce wrote:Am I the only one that can't see Darth Yoshi's image even with the .txt trick?
I dont see the image either. Normally the .txt trick from Geocities works fine for me.

Posted: 2003-01-04 02:28am
by Keevan_Colton
Well, I can see it just fine....

Posted: 2003-01-04 03:34am
by Coyote
Okay, is anyone else wondering Why The Fuck "Black Jesus" fires it into a microwave safe teacup? I am torn between wanting to know and being fearful of the knowledge.

Why a teacup?

Why "Microwave Safe"

If this is a cannibalistic sicko ritual involving "special Cream of Wheat" then just leave it to yourself.

Posted: 2003-01-04 03:39am
by Keevan_Colton
Necro99 wrote:
also...the avatar pic is of me.
*draws .45*
Bite me. NOW!
*paints a target on neck*
Terribly sorry, but I make it a policy not to bite people I dont know at least a bit about......too many nasty things going about that can be caught...

Keevan.

Posted: 2003-01-04 03:48am
by Necro99
Damnit!
I love staying up at night and savagely ripping people up in pieces! What better candidate for a vamp than me?
:roll: :wink:

Posted: 2003-01-04 04:08am
by Keevan_Colton
"Stardestroyer.net, you will not find a more wretched hive of peversion and depravity...we must go join the fun...."

Anyway....sorry to dissapoint Necro but it isnt like that.
1. I do drink blood whenever I can get (only when its freely offered and I know the person is 'clean')
2. I live a perfectly normal life (by the relative standards of anyone posting in a thread about ejaculatory distances).
3. Coffee is far better for late nights than blood anyway....

Posted: 2003-01-04 04:13am
by Necro99
Oh well, i guess i gotta keep searching!
If i dont find some there, ill eat my helmet!
*Walks in a Goth Club*

Posted: 2003-01-04 04:34am
by Einhander Sn0m4n
Keevan_Colton wrote:"Stardestroyer.net, you will not find a more wretched hive of peversion and depravity...we must go join the fun...."

Anyway....sorry to dissapoint Necro but it isnt like that.
1. I do drink blood whenever I can get (only when its freely offered and I know the person is 'clean')
2. I live a perfectly normal life (by the relative standards of anyone posting in a thread about ejaculatory distances).
3. Coffee is far better for late nights than blood anyway....
W00t!~ COFFEE!!!! Hey wanna come to Nawlins and hang at my house? I have tons of coffee and a copy of VTM Redemption.

Posted: 2003-01-04 04:38am
by Keevan_Colton
Einhander Sn0m4n wrote: W00t!~ COFFEE!!!! Hey wanna come to Nawlins and hang at my house? I have tons of coffee and a copy of VTM Redemption.
Probably a bit out of my general area...I'm in scotland....I dont think thats walking distance.....though....if I set off now......