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The Spartan wrote:What's more, from the Book of Leviticus:
20:15 And if a man lie with a beast, he shall surely be put to death: and ye shall slay the beast.
20:16 And if a woman approach unto any beast, and lie down thereto, thou shalt kill the woman, and the beast: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

So, if you screw a mule you're supposed to be put to death. Which, incidentally is the same punishment set aside for homosexuals.

Again from the Book of Leviticus:
20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
Yup, I pointed that out in the earlier thread. ;) Perhaps the best way to get rid of the guy is to have someone hold a Bible reading session with him and hope he jumps off a cliff or something (no I don't really think that would work).

There is some hope that the fundies supporting him will ditch him in favour of someone else, though I don't know whether it would neccesarily mean there would be an improvement.
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I remember now. I had forgotten that you had pointed that out. As for his replacement, well, I doubt their stance on homosexuality will be terribly different but I find it hard to believe that he'd be a mule-fucker too. And they just might be a little bit more progressive, which is better than more regressive though not ideal.
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Post by SpacedTeddyBear »

I say kill the man, spare the mule. The mule has so much more uses than that ......"person".
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Is there something somewhere that could tell us if he recieved it analy from a mule? :wink:
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This reminds me of one of Bob Schimmel's bits:

"I just read in the paper a guy was in court for animal necrophilia. How do you plead on something like that? 'Gee Your Honor, I thought that cat was still alive when I was fucking it.'.
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This man has a very unfortunate name.
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Post by Surlethe »

You know, I'm generally not up with the Bible on penalties, but guys like Mulely certainly make me reconsider my opposition to the death penalty.
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