orky don't surf (so who would, 40k)

Post by **The Yosemite Bear** » 2004-11-17 03:59pm

and the ork pic doesn't show the incomming shuiken cannon fire...

Petrosjko · Post by **Petrosjko** » 2004-11-17 04:49pm

Kuja wrote:Heretics like you are not worthy of hanging ten!

See the poor, deluded servant of the False Emperor in all his sad squalor...

With the wide range of mutations available to even the lowliest recruit of the Chaos Gods, one can hang ten, twenty, or even a hundred.

Post by **The Yosemite Bear** » 2004-11-17 07:56pm

Mon-Keigh abonimation, *breaks out shrieker* now try and desicrate our sacred ritual of the wave, now try it when you have been melted back into primal ooze, in the name of Khaine

Petrosjko · Post by **Petrosjko** » 2004-11-18 12:13am

The Yosemite Bear wrote:Mon-Keigh abonimation, *breaks out shrieker* now try and desicrate our sacred ritual of the wave, now try it when you have been melted back into primal ooze, in the name of Khaine

Khaine? Khaine?

OH.

Yes, the OTHER God of War. The OLD God of War.

I'm sure you'd like to mention some of the other fine gods the Eldar have, but, wait, they're all dead.

I guess that's not discussed in polite company, though.

Imperial Overlord · Post by **Imperial Overlord** » 2004-11-18 01:29am

You are so catching a shrieker round for that crack..

Say hello to my Death Jester.

Whoever said the Eldar have no sense of humor has never met the Harlequins.

Petrosjko · Post by **Petrosjko** » 2004-11-18 01:33am

Imperial Overlord wrote:You are so catching a shrieker round for that crack..

Say hello to my Death Jester.

Whoever said the Eldar have no sense of humor has never met the Harlequins.

I may die, but in the end Slaanesh will consume you and your little soulstones too...

Post by **The Yosemite Bear** » 2004-11-18 01:45am

Also the LAughing God is still very much alive BTW

Petrosjko · Post by **Petrosjko** » 2004-11-18 02:03am

The Yosemite Bear wrote:Also the LAughing God is still very much alive BTW

Okay, you do have me there. My incomplete understanding of the fluff led me to believe that Khaine was the sole survivor among the Eldar Gods.

But that just adds to the variety on Slaanesh's menu.

Post by **NecronLord** » 2004-11-18 03:27am

Petrosjko wrote:Okay, you do have me there. My incomplete understanding of the fluff led me to believe that Khaine was the sole survivor among the Eldar Gods.

The Laughing God spends his days hiding in the web, rocking back and forth on his knees and whimpering about the nasty things Slaanessh will do to him if he gets caught.

Shinova · Post by **Shinova** » 2004-11-18 03:50am

So wait, Khaine is not actually Khorne?

Brother-Captain Gaius · Post by **Brother-Captain Gaius** » 2004-11-18 04:54am

Shinova wrote:So wait, Khaine is not actually Khorne?

Khaela Mensha Khaine is an aspect of Khorne. He is Khorne and he isn't Khorne.

white_rabbit · Post by **white_rabbit** » 2004-11-18 12:57pm

Khaine was the Eldar god of War, quickly moving on to murder as well I think, He got a bit focussed, there is no exact date given as to when he becomes "khorne" but I suspect its somewhere before he slaughters Eldanesh, greatest Hero of Pointy Ear legend.

Khaine, to be brief, was a real cunt. As of now, all that is the Eldar God Khaine is currently residing in animated chunks of one of Nightbringers necrodermis, as the Avatars.

Post by **Kuja** » 2004-11-18 12:59pm

Frigging Eldar with their whacky pantheon of complicated gods. See, we have the Emperor. There. Elegant and simple.

Yet more proof that humanity is superior.

white_rabbit · Post by **white_rabbit** » 2004-11-18 01:08pm

Kuja wrote:Frigging Eldar with their whacky pantheon of complicated gods. See, we have the Emperor. There. Elegant and simple.

Yet more proof that humanity is superior.

Yeah, but then we have all these Angelic manifestations, and Living Saints, and a Chaos Magister even saying words to the effect of. " Their feeble Gods can not help them "

Petrosjko · Post by **Petrosjko** » 2004-11-18 01:09pm

Kuja wrote:Yet more proof that humanity is superior.

Yes, but not for the reason you think.

Humanity, in its relatively short period on the scene spawned three major Chaos Gods.

The Eldar, for all their work and effort, only managed to spawn one. That's just sad, Space Elves.

The Orks, the most populous species around, they come up with two lousy gods distinguished by the fact that one is slightly smarter, and the other is slightly stronger. And they're not even Chaos Gods, to boot.

Yes, all hail the human race and its overachieving nature. And just imagine how much we'll be able to accomplish once we've torn the Corpse-Emperor from his throne and united all under the pantheon of Chaos...

Imperial Overlord · Post by **Imperial Overlord** » 2004-11-18 01:49pm

It works like this Chaos gods are born of emotions and desires.

Harlequins self mockery and sorrow was too alien for Slaanesh to absorb. Khaine's bloody handed revelry in slaughter contains aspects of both Khorne and Slaanesh. So they fought over who got to eat him and he splintered himself and escaped.

Bob the Gunslinger · Post by **Bob the Gunslinger** » 2004-11-18 02:59pm

Alright, here's my take on 40k surfing:

Chaos minions surf. "Surf for the surf god!"
I believe they even have a specially adapted mutation for surfing--surfing ninja turtlespawn. "Cowabunga! Anchovies for the False Emperor!"

In much of the IoM, surfing is a lost art from the Age of Dude, but some still retain its secrets.
Arbites do not surf in the conventional sense. They "Carapace Surf," which requires no board.
Somewhere there is probably an IG regiment who surfs. The Maliboo Marauders 509th.
Admech adepts surf the interweb, as well as watersurfing. They have a tendency to remove their feet to increase their connection to the board. thus eliminating the possibility of "hanging ten." Rust is a bit of a problem.

The Emperor surfed in his Aussie days (the early 1980's and again in the 19,800's).

Necrons just sink.

When the Orks find a nice ocean world, they tend to spore Beech Boyz to take advantage of the surfing.

Dark Eldar are just skaterpunks.

The kroot have been able to surf since they ate Anette Funicello.

Of course, the squats were the most enthusiastic surfers of all. Unfortunately, from overhead a squat on a surfboard looks a lot like a baby seal to a hungry Tyranid...

Post by **Kuja** » 2004-11-18 03:02pm

Bob the Gunslinger wrote:Of course, the squats were the most enthusiastic surfers of all. Unfortunately, from overhead a squat on a surfboard looks a lot like a baby seal to a hungry Tyranid...

Thank you Bob, now everyone in comp lab is giving me wierd looks.

Rogue 9 · Post by **Rogue 9** » 2004-11-18 03:04pm

FUQ!

Man, I just knew this thread would spawn one sooner or later...

Brother-Captain Gaius · Post by **Brother-Captain Gaius** » 2004-11-18 03:07pm

The Orks, the most populous species around, they come up with two lousy gods distinguished by the fact that one is slightly smarter, and the other is slightly stronger. And they're not even Chaos Gods, to boot.

Gork and Mork own your puny Chaos Gods. WAAAGH!

Petrosjko · Post by **Petrosjko** » 2004-11-18 03:39pm

JediNeophyte wrote:
The Orks, the most populous species around, they come up with two lousy gods distinguished by the fact that one is slightly smarter, and the other is slightly stronger. And they're not even Chaos Gods, to boot.
Gork and Mork own your puny Chaos Gods. WAAAGH!

Rally, my troops. It is time to commit fungicide...

Hey Bob, that squat line was especially priceless.

Post by **NecronLord** » 2004-11-18 05:23pm

In the Name of the Emperor, this spammage shall cease.

Imperial Overlord · Post by **Imperial Overlord** » 2004-11-18 05:26pm

When did they change the iron statues of Khaine to necrodermis? As many details as you can give me will be appreciated.

Thank you.

Bob the Gunslinger · Post by **Bob the Gunslinger** » 2004-11-18 05:31pm

NecronLord wrote:

In the Name of the Emperor, this spammage shall cease.

Are you locking the thread?

Thanks for the compliments guys. Hope I could make you laugh.

Post by **NecronLord** » 2004-11-18 05:38pm

Consider the above a warning. You want to play, go start a 40K STGOD. I'll even GM it for you. But OSF is not the place for TGODing.