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Posted: 2004-08-05 01:58am
by Jason von Evil
We must have the topless weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeemen.

Posted: 2004-08-05 07:59am
by Lagmonster
Screw that, bring out the evening gown competition!
Posted: 2004-08-05 09:42am
by El Moose Monstero
Formal wear competitions? Only if they can be called 'The Dogs Bollocks awards'!

Posted: 2004-08-05 11:04am
by Darth Wong
One word: LINGERIE
Posted: 2004-08-05 11:16am
by The Cleric
Hehe, I'm liking this Mike guy more and more.
Posted: 2004-08-05 11:17am
by NecronLord
muse wrote:But that would be porn, and we have underage people here, so no.

The board has a quite clear -only-genitals-are-porn- clause in the registration.
You agree not to post any threats, hate literature, or explicit pornography (defined here as images depicting genitalia),
It sounds very much like nipples are permitted to me.

Posted: 2004-08-05 11:22am
by CrimsonRaine
Well, you all will understand my biggest difficulty in this. Red would have a conniption fit if I did anything besides a face pic.
Raine
Posted: 2004-08-05 12:07pm
by DPDarkPrimus
Stormbringer wrote:muse wrote:ArmorPierce wrote:Well we had a Mr SDnet contest before and now had a shirtless contest. Only fair to have a shirtless/braless women contest.
But that would be porn, and we have underage people here, so no.

Topless shots? No it wouldn't. Trust me, they've been posted in public forums before.

Plenty of topless pics in the old Funny Pics thread, IIRC.
Posted: 2004-08-05 12:10pm
by Mr Flibble
CrimsonRaine wrote:Well, you all will understand my biggest difficulty in this. Red would have a conniption fit if I did anything besides a face pic.
Raine
I don't see a problem with this, we'd get to see a great pic of you, and as an added bonus know that it was causing Red to have conniptions
*runs away before Red can hunt me down*
*leaves note: :"I'm just a cute little penguin how can you be mad at me."*
Posted: 2004-08-05 12:14pm
by Ghost Rider
Wicked Pilot wrote:Zaia (translated from female to male) wrote:Fat chance
Truly all that needs to be said.
So unless one of you has access to female mind control device...or is a sexual god that will make women swarm over you.
This will happen when finally pigs fly.
Though as for allowing Nipples...we've had plenty of pics(the women of Sci-Fi)
Posted: 2004-08-05 12:43pm
by Zaia
CrimsonRaine wrote:Well, you all will understand my biggest difficulty in this. Red would have a conniption fit if I did anything besides a face pic.
Raine
Yes, and my baby brother posts here now! How could I do such a thing to his fragile mind?

Posted: 2004-08-05 12:51pm
by J
And my BF & little sister post here too, and I suspect my baby brother browses the site as well. It just wouldn't be kosher.

Posted: 2004-08-05 12:53pm
by Col. Crackpot
jmac wrote:And my BF & little sister post here too, and I suspect my baby brother browses the site as well. It just wouldn't be kosher.

Does Aerius hit on him too?

Posted: 2004-08-05 12:59pm
by aerius
Col. Crackpot wrote:jmac wrote:And my BF & little sister post here too, and I suspect my baby brother browses the site as well. It just wouldn't be kosher.

Does Aerius hit on him too?

Let me answer you question with another question. Would you let Richard Simmons tap your ass?

Posted: 2004-08-05 01:35pm
by Dorsk 81
DPDarkPrimus wrote:Stormbringer wrote:muse wrote:
But that would be porn, and we have underage people here, so no.

Topless shots? No it wouldn't. Trust me, they've been posted in public forums before.

Plenty of topless pics in the old Funny Pics thread, IIRC.
And then there was the topless Kirea Knightly picture from
The Hole I was asked to post, I don't remember that being censored...
Posted: 2004-08-05 02:53pm
by RogueIce
CrimsonRaine wrote:Well, you all will understand my biggest difficulty in this. Red would have a conniption fit if I did anything besides a face pic.
Raine
So what? Last I checked you were your own person, right? And he ain't a Mod in A&P so he can't do shit about it.
Posted: 2004-08-05 03:04pm
by Ghost Rider
RogueIce wrote:CrimsonRaine wrote:Well, you all will understand my biggest difficulty in this. Red would have a conniption fit if I did anything besides a face pic.
Raine
So what? Last I checked you were your own person, right? And he ain't a Mod in A&P so he can't do shit about it.
Yeah...but even without modhood...she has to live with him.
A wee bit differnt then whatever he'll throw here.
Posted: 2004-08-05 03:05pm
by RogueIce
Ghost Rider wrote:A wee bit differnt then whatever he'll throw here.
Hey, it's still her life. If she wants to post the pics, then Red can just get over it. She's 20 fer cryin' out loud. Just because he's gonna get all mad about it doesn't mean she shouldn't do it if she doesn't want to.
Note I'm saying
if she wants to do it. 'Tis her choice, nobody else's.
EDIT: "shouldn't do it if she doesn't want to." Does this not make sense to anyone else? I think it should be "shouldn't do it if she wants to" in that sentence. But I could be wrong. Hopefully you get the point.
EDIT2: I can't spell worth shit today.
Posted: 2004-08-05 03:22pm
by CrimsonRaine
RogueIce wrote:Ghost Rider wrote:A wee bit differnt then whatever he'll throw here.
Hey, it's still her life. If she wants to post the pics, then Red can just get over it. She's 20 fer cryin' out loud. Just because he's gonna get all mad about it doesn't mean she shouldn't do it if she doesn't want to.
Someone said it! Someone actually said it!
RogueIce has just received one (1) cookie.
Raine
Posted: 2004-08-05 03:26pm
by RogueIce
CrimsonRaine wrote:Someone said it! Someone actually said it!
RogueIce has just received one (1) cookie.
Raine
Always glad to help, m'lady. *bows noblely*
Posted: 2004-08-05 03:49pm
by RogueIce
So, if I were to go make one, would the lovely ladies of SDNet participate? Given the unique differences between the male and female populace, I guess it would have the following conditions:
1) Topless: only if you want to, and if by doing so you wouldn't be breaking various and sundry laws in most of the civilized world.
2) Swimwear/Other Revealing Attire: Again, only if you wanted to.
3) All Others: The only requirement is that you do make some sort of special effort. In other words, not just the random pictures that you might post for a "What Do You Look Like?" thread, but something where you do put some effort into a picture exclusively for the purpose of the contest (a nice dress, makeup, hairdo, whatever; you ladies are the experts in that regard).
Would that be fair?
Posted: 2004-08-05 05:16pm
by Ghost Rider
But Topless and swimsuit?!
Okay I joke and I kid and flirt, but one is really pushing it...and swimsuit while I see a few. Only a select few.
Literally if they want to do one, let them do it of their own violtion.
Pressing them is not going to really work here.
Or here's an easier breakdown.
1. Zaia was asked to host it by someone else bbecause really he knew she would have guys at more ease.
I don't believe any of us guys can put all of the SoS member at ease for the first two...maybe the third.
2. Topless and Swimsuit is just pushing it amongst friends...let alone a webboard. For topless...porn is all I'll say about it. Swimsuit...eh, but still a little bit treading into that creepy arena.
3. The biggest problem is that this is offered by us horndog guy as some sort of consolation for us going topless?
But we did it of our free will because a chick asked us, and heck we thought it'd be fun.
If we ask the gals and they go maybe, might be, and or no.
Somehow it's just not going to happen.
Posted: 2004-08-05 05:21pm
by RogueIce
Ghost Rider wrote:But Topless and swimsuit?!
Okay I joke and I kid and flirt, but one is really pushing it...and swimsuit while I see a few. Only a select few.
Literally if they want to do one, let them do it of their own violtion.
Pressing them is not going to really work here.
I never said it would be pressing. Only if they wanted to it.
It'd be like the Adonis thing. Nobody
forced the guys to participate. And nobody's (seriously, at least) forcing the females to participate either.
I was just trying to make a compromise of sorts: obviously, the women-folk have issues with a topless contest of themselves. So I'm trying to address that, while not going around excluding those who would happen to want to do so.
Posted: 2004-08-05 05:28pm
by Ghost Rider
RogueIce wrote:Ghost Rider wrote:But Topless and swimsuit?!
Okay I joke and I kid and flirt, but one is really pushing it...and swimsuit while I see a few. Only a select few.
Literally if they want to do one, let them do it of their own violtion.
Pressing them is not going to really work here.
I never said it would be pressing. Only if they wanted to it.
It'd be like the Adonis thing. Nobody
forced the guys to participate. And nobody's (seriously, at least) forcing the females to participate either.
I was just trying to make a compromise of sorts: obviously, the women-folk have issues with a topless contest of themselves. So I'm trying to address that, while not going around excluding those who would happen to want to do so.
No shit...really?
But look who asked?
And I do mean that as a point.
No offense to Zaia whatsoever, but it is a clear show of the sway she does have over us guys and was asked by Alyrium because he knew if he asked it wouldn't have been as large.
It's us asking them to flash their boobs or swimsuit for what again?
I still find it a bit crass to ask for topless pictures of women we know on a cursory basis.
Posted: 2004-08-05 05:34pm
by Stravo
Not very comfortable with the direction this thread is heading. If anyone else has anything to add CONSTRUCTIVE please do, otherwise I'll be locking this down in a bit.