Vertigo1 wrote:Daniel: I need to see a doctor!
Guy: This hospital is closed!
Daniel: But I need to see a doctor! I've been electrocuted!
Guy: Electrocuted?! Daniel : Do you know what it feels like to be electrocuted?
Guy : No...
Daniel: Yeah, it felt alot like this!
*Daniel zats the guy*
Ya missed a bit
"Prodesse Non Nocere." "It's all about popularity really, if your invisible friend that tells you to invade places is called Napoleon, you're a loony, if he's called Jesus then you're the president." "I'd drive more people insane, but I'd have to double back and pick them up first..." "All it takes for bullshit to thrive is for rational men to do nothing." - Kevin Farrell, B.A. Journalism. BOTM - EBC - Horseman - G&C - Vampire
It's been a year or so since I saw this so forgive me if it is wrong.
(Just after Jonas is assigned to SG1)
O'Neill: Command feels we need another socio-political nerd to offset our overall coolness.
"Oh no, oh yeah, tell me how can it be so fair
That we dying younger hiding from the police man over there
Just for breathing in the air they wanna leave me in the chair
Electric shocking body rocking beat streeting me to death"
- A.B. Original, Report to the Mist
"I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately."
- George Carlin
Gandalf wrote:It's been a year or so since I saw this so forgive me if it is wrong.
(Just after Jonas is assigned to SG1)
O'Neill: Command feels we need another socio-political nerd to offset our overwhelming coolness .
I think that's what he said
And this is why you don't watch anything produced by Ronald D. Moore after he had his brain surgically removed and replaced with a bag of elephant semen.-Gramzamber, on why Caprica sucks
O' NEILL: What's four?
CARTER: There is no four.
O'NEILL: It's after three.
CARTER: Not this time, Colonel.
O'NEILL: Alright, we'll assume they made it back to Earth. They'll start sending search parties.
CARTER: To where?
O'NEILL: Here, I hope.
CARTER: Where would they begin? They have no idea where we are. With all the possible Stargates a random search could easily take ten years!
O'NEILL: Not if they look here first.
CARTER: If we don't make it, I won't have any regrets, you?
O'NEILL: I'll regret dying.
"You know, I was God once."
"Yes, I saw. You were doing well, until everyone died."
Bender and God, Futurama
While not exactly a quote, and not in the same vein as others, I really liked the scene in "Divide and Conquer" where Jack reveals his feelings for Carter.
"I care about her ... more than I'm suppose to," is wonderfully delivered, in particular.
I believe in a sign of Zeta.
[BOTM|WG|JL|Mecha Maniacs|Pax Cybertronia|Veteran of the Psychic Wars|Eva Expert]
"And besides, who cares if a monster destroys Australia?"
Peregrin Toker wrote:In that episode where the SG-1 team were enslaved and memory-wiped:
(insert deviant sexual fantasy about Samantha Carter)
O'NEILL: "I have memories of a bald man wearing a short-sleeved guy... his name is Homer, and I remember that he's very important to me..."
This is particularly funny, since I stopped watching "The Simpsons" in order to start watching SG-1.
Which brings to mind this other gem:
O'NEILL: Damn it!
[silence]
O'NEILL: I forgot to tape the Simpsons. It's important to me.
Babylon 5: In the Beginning quote:
General Lefcourt: "My people can handle themselves. We took care of the Dilgar. We can take care of the Minbari." Londo Mollari: "Ahh, arrogance and stupidity all in the same package. How efficient of you."
*General Hammond plays tape recording of Martin's phone call."
"I know all about Roswell, and the Black Ops, and the Kennedy cover up..."
"This goes on quite a while." *fast forwards tape*
"...and the CIA microwave harrasment....."
"quite a while" *fasts forward tape for about 30 seconds*
"...and the lizard people"
"The rifle itself has no moral stature, since it has no will of its own. Naturally, it may be used by evil men for evil purposes, but there are more good men than evil, and while the latter cannot be persuaded to the path of righteousness by propaganda, they can certainly be corrected by good men with rifles."
Teal'c: Do you Believe Major Carter has become mentally unstable?
O'Neill: No more than the rest of us.
"The rifle itself has no moral stature, since it has no will of its own. Naturally, it may be used by evil men for evil purposes, but there are more good men than evil, and while the latter cannot be persuaded to the path of righteousness by propaganda, they can certainly be corrected by good men with rifles."
Carter: *watching the O'Neill explode and take out the Replicator ships* Yes! We did it!
Thor: It was your dumb idea, Major Carter.....
Nitram, slightly high on cough syrup: Do you know you're beautiful?
Me: Nope, that's why I have you around to tell me.
Nitram: You -are- beautiful. Anyone tries to tell you otherwise kill them.
"A life is like a garden. Perfect moments can be had, but not preserved, except in memory. LLAP" -- Leonard Nimoy, last Tweet
*Teal'C walks up and opens the flap on the cell door*
Jack: LUCY! I'm home!
Teal'C: I am not Lucy! *moves to close flap*
Jack: Its a reference to an old TV show....oh will you just let me out of here!
"I once asked Rebecca to sing Happy Birthday to me during sex. That was funny, especially since I timed my thrusts to sync up with the words. And yes, it was my birthday." - Darth Wong
Leader of the SD.Net Gargoyle Clan | Spacebattles Firstone | Twitter
"I once asked Rebecca to sing Happy Birthday to me during sex. That was funny, especially since I timed my thrusts to sync up with the words. And yes, it was my birthday." - Darth Wong
Leader of the SD.Net Gargoyle Clan | Spacebattles Firstone | Twitter
Jack: Well it's not like the first time we'v disobeyed a direct order..
Carter: Yeh, but those other times were to save the earth
Jack: Earth, Steaks... what's the difference?
(upgrades)
O'Neill: ...And then I kind of lost my temper.
Hammond: What exactly does that mean?
Daniel: Let's just say he made a reference to Freyr's Mother.
"The rifle itself has no moral stature, since it has no will of its own. Naturally, it may be used by evil men for evil purposes, but there are more good men than evil, and while the latter cannot be persuaded to the path of righteousness by propaganda, they can certainly be corrected by good men with rifles."
Mayborne: I can take care of him for ya.
O'Niell: What?
Mayborne: Simmons. I can make sure he's never a problem again. I'm already wanted for treason. It would be my pleasure Jack.
O'Niell: Ok, I'll just pretend you didn't say that.
"If the facts are on your side, pound on the facts. If the law is on your side, pound on the law. If neither is on your side, pound on the table."
"The captain claimed our people violated a 4,000 year old treaty forbidding us to develop hyperspace technology. Extermination of our planet was the consequence. The subject did not survive interrogation."
I know this wasn't made by the current Jack, but I thought I'd plug in a movie line:
JACK: Give my regards to King Tut, asshole.
Babylon 5: In the Beginning quote:
General Lefcourt: "My people can handle themselves. We took care of the Dilgar. We can take care of the Minbari." Londo Mollari: "Ahh, arrogance and stupidity all in the same package. How efficient of you."
Carter: Is there any chance that the Russians will lend us their DHD?
Jackson: Not without giving back Alaska.
Carter: That bad?
Jackson: Yeah.
O'Neil: "Just for the record sir I want to blow it to hell. These folks want to chat with it."
Teal'c: "I have gotten you a new water weapon. You will find it had greater range."
Daniel: "Wow, this coffee's...great."
Carter: "I was just thinking that."
O'Neill: "Yeah, is that cinnamon?"
Daniel: "It's some kind of...it's chicory."
O'Neill: "Chicory." Teal'c picks up the pot of coffee and drinks the whole thing.
Carter: "Teal'c?"
Teal'c: "Ah."
O'Neill: "Isn't that hot?"
Teal'c: "Extremely."
And now, my favorite quote...
Michael: No sweat. (to Teal'c) So, uh, your thing, uh, that thing... what's it symbolize? Peace? (RE his gold insignia)
Teal'c: Slavery. To false gods.
Michael: Right on! So, um, it's made out of-
Teal'c: Do not discuss it further!
Michael: I dig. Cool....So you just go AWOL?
*Teal'c looks at him with the one eyebrow 'Teal'c' look*
Michael: After the concert, me and Jenny, we're even thinking of crossing the border up to Canada.
Teal'c: For what reason?
Michael: You know, man, the war.
*Teal'c nods knowingly*
Teal'c: The war with Canada.
"I once asked Rebecca to sing Happy Birthday to me during sex. That was funny, especially since I timed my thrusts to sync up with the words. And yes, it was my birthday." - Darth Wong
Leader of the SD.Net Gargoyle Clan | Spacebattles Firstone | Twitter
Just saw another good one tonight (approximationi):
O'Neill: Could you just warn me or something?
Teal'c: I am going to shoot you.
O'Neill: No, I mean count to three or something.
*Teal'c* nods
O'Neill: Okay, one...
*ZAP*
O'Neill: TWO!!!!!
"And the sign said, 'Anybody caught tresspassing, will be shot on sight.' So I jumped over the fence and yelled at the house, 'Hey! What -'" BAM*BAM*BAM*BAM*BAM
O'Neill (to the Langarans that have been debating and squabbling over evacuation, and who have just been inform that Earth is no longer going to help them evacuate their world before it blows up): That's what you get for dicking around!
Said by O'neil many times, and always with great comedic effect.....
"What?"
And this is why you don't watch anything produced by Ronald D. Moore after he had his brain surgically removed and replaced with a bag of elephant semen.-Gramzamber, on why Caprica sucks
