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Kelly Antilles wrote:Gil, you haven't once hit on me. I feel left out.

Sorry, Kelly, I have been a bit negligent lately... *pulls out a index card and clears his throat* Ahem... oh, baby, you're so fine. You're so fine, you blow my mind. Hey, Kelly. *clap clap* Hey, Kelly. *butt-pats Kelly and runs*

Gil Hamilton wrote: Sorry, Kelly, I have been a bit negligent lately... *pulls out a index card and clears his throat* Ahem... oh, baby, you're so fine. You're so fine, you blow my mind. Hey, Kelly. *clap clap* Hey, Kelly. *butt-pats Kelly and runs*

That's so much more meaningful with my real name... plus makes more sense. But thanks all the same, Gil.

Why do a lot of guys perk up and start worshiping when ever a girl shows up anywhere on the internet? Odds of accually meeting them are low to none. Do they think they're gonna score? I'm sorry, there is not a port for that on computers...





yet.

anarchistbunny wrote:Why do a lot of guys perk up and start worshiping when ever a girl shows up anywhere on the internet? Odds of accually meeting them are low to none. Do they think they're gonna score? I'm sorry, there is not a port for that on computers...





yet.

You got that right. I heard something on the news this morning. A VR glove that one person can transmit to another what they are touching... my first thought?

Sure as hell hope it's wash and wear.

Bah! The Cult of Zaia is far stronger than this Cult of Acacia!

Wait, there is no Cult of Zaia. I just, uh, made that up...yeah, made it up... *shifts eyes*

It just feels like the right thing to do. Regardles of whether or not we are going to score, that's a WOMAN goddamit! Any man would take a moment to look her over, and at the very least whistle appreciatively.

I think i'll write some poetry or something- how bout Haiku?


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My lady Kelly
the golden morning sunrise
is pale besides you

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RogueIce wrote:Bah! The Cult of Zaia is far stronger than this Cult of Acacia!

Wait, there is no Cult of Zaia. I just, uh, made that up...yeah, made it up... *shifts eyes*

Hey, what about the Organisation to the Eternal Devotion to Kelly?

Don't tell me you're some kind of idiot or something to forget about that...

Spanky The Dolphin wrote:Hey, what about the Organisation to the Eternal Devotion to Kelly?

Don't tell me you're some kind of idiot or something to forget about that...

What Organisation to the Eternal Devotion to Kelly?

*smacks Spanky across the head*

Kelly Antilles wrote:That's so much more meaningful with my real name... plus makes more sense. But thanks all the same, Gil.

I don't know your real name.

Zaia wrote:Duchess of Zeon, phongn. Gil must have a thing for redheads.

I know that Marina is DOZ, Zaia, but thanks

Gil Hamilton wrote:

phongn wrote:Marina?

*passes phongn listing the Gil Hamilton Manifesto with article 4C highlighted stating and I quote "Proper behavior befitting a liberal gentleman dictates one must include on bit of counter-intuitive information when giving a humorous anecdote and or "rant", as to give the audience pause to realize some small irony and/or perversity within the statement."*
In this case, include the most unlikely woman on the board to be "my lady", I created the desired "WTF?" effect in my audience. My love of ironic humor and satire shines through there.

Pie.

anarchistbunny wrote:Why do a lot of guys perk up and start worshiping when ever a girl shows up anywhere on the internet? Odds of accually meeting them are low to none.

I think it was already stated that the cult of Acacia was started as a general tax right off but it can branch into other areas too...like literacy, aid for farmers, legal aid for the rich and so forth.

Oh, my.

I may never stop blushing again.

Thank you for the compliment, NoK.

I feel so left out...do I not have any loyal followers?

jmac wrote:I feel so left out...do I not have any loyal followers?

well wait no more because i am sure some one will follow you

jmac wrote:I feel so left out...do I not have any loyal followers?

You have aerius, don't you?

SD.Netters have at least a little bit of decency! Also, you don't see a bunch of us hit on Tevar do you? I think if your boyfriend is a fellow SD.Netter, that should make you off limits.

And on that note... Zaia, if you ever get tired of all of us hounding you, I'll be glad to assist you in that.

THANK YOU FOR NOT SPAMMING!

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