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SirNitram wrote:You would when she starts pinching and excavating everything vaguely resembling a pimple on your face. And back. And ass. And neck. And...

Ouch.

Ghost Rider wrote:I collect unique looking beer and liquor bottles.

Have nearly 200 so far.

Do you have a Hobgoblin Ale bottle?

SirNitram wrote: You would when she starts pinching and excavating everything vaguely resembling a pimple on your face. And back. And ass. And neck. And...

My mom always does that to me, except the ass part. And probably the "and..." part.

Yuri Prime wrote:

Alyrium Denryle wrote:I will go from one accent to the other...I will go from Cockeny, to high english, to queer english, to queer, to german, to irish, to stereotype canadian, to italian...to old gay english man.....in one conversation, without really noticing I am doing it.....

I have even used Valley Girl on a few occasions

I also spontaneously sing monty python songs....

*sings* Always look on the bright side of life...

*whistles*

*sings the Bravely Bold Sir Robin Song.*

Mark S wrote:

Ghost Rider wrote:I collect unique looking beer and liquor bottles.

Have nearly 200 so far.

Do you have a Hobgoblin Ale bottle?

Hmmm...let's see...AH-HAH...that's where I've seen your avatar.......

Stupid brain...yes.

I hum or sing Christmas carols all the time. Except, oddly enough, around Christmas, because I get sick of hearing them so Goddamn much.

I never reuse bath towels. Once I've dried off with one, straight to the laundry it goes. I've been told that's strange. I also have my own bottle of Listerine, the regular yellow kind, because I like that better than the mint flavored types and I know nobody else's lips will be on the bottle.

I write on a manual typewriter. Right now, it's a German-made model called an Aztec 700, built in 1971 if I'm reading the serial number right, but I have a '36 Royal Deluxe that should be arriving any day now. By the way, if anybody has either a Royal Duotone portable (preferably in red) or an Underwood #5 in serviceable condition lying about they don't need, I'm in the market. Actually, any vintage typewriter will do. No electrics, please.

I always carry my wallet and keys in my front left pocket. My cell phone, lighter, pens, and chewing gum go in the right front pocket. Cigarettes go in the right leg pocket, if I have one, or the breast pocket. I do not deviate from this pattern no matter what, and if I do, the result is usually a disaster--I've been known to spend 20 minutes looking for keys that were in the front right pocket instead of the front left.

RedImperator wrote:I always carry my wallet and keys in my front left pocket. My cell phone, lighter, pens, and chewing gum go in the right front pocket. Cigarettes go in the right leg pocket, if I have one, or the breast pocket. I do not deviate from this pattern no matter what, and if I do, the result is usually a disaster--I've been known to spend 20 minutes looking for keys that were in the front right pocket instead of the front left.

Wallet in the front left. Keys, lighters, coins, whatever in the front right. Phone preferably in an inside coat pocket but sometimes on a clip if its summer and I need it.

Personal quirks? Hmmm.

When I am thinking, I tend to stare at someone. If there isn't a person or animal to look at, my eyes wander. This makes some people uncomfortable, for some reason.

Ghost Rider wrote:I collect unique looking beer and liquor bottles.

Have nearly 200 so far.

Do you have a Klein bottle?

When in someone's car on a clear night, I sometimes wind down the window, stick my head out and stargaze.

When I drive under amber lights, I kiss the tips of my fingers and then smack the ceiling of my car to keep it from going red while I drive under it.

I call yellow lights 'amber' lights.

Raxmei wrote:

Ghost Rider wrote:I collect unique looking beer and liquor bottles.

Have nearly 200 so far.

Do you have a Klein bottle?

Nope...not on my list...good lookin?

Bug-Eyed Earl wrote:I grab every bottle cap from 2-liter and 20 oz bottles I can find. I have a trash can full of them.

What odd things do you do?

on microwaves, I always stop the count at one.
I never take psychotropic drugs.
I speak in assorted accents, musical tones, and go into hysterics on views no one, including myself, cares about. I make up stories on the spot and act them out.

Ghost Rider wrote:

Raxmei wrote:Do you have a Klein bottle?

Nope...not on my list...good lookin?

Klein bottle, or the best we can model one in 3-D space. The inside is the outside is the...don't think about it too much, you'll lose your mind.

Oh, my dad seems to find it odd that I will burst into song (either pre-existing songs or songs I make up on the spot) at any time, at any place, for just about any reason. I once wrote a lovely little tune about broccoli... I don't find this odd in the least, but he does.

I also sing and dance while I clean. Dusting, vacuuming, scrubbing the bathrooms, washing the windows--all done by the walking caberet that is Zaia.

Oh, and my car has a guestbook.

aerius wrote:

Montcalm wrote:AH you went to the Mcgyver school of improvised weaponry.

I actually watched that show a lot when I was a kid. I learned that one can use a can of freon to freeze a padlock so that it can be broken with a hammer. Very educational. :D

Bah, if your using a hammer you shouldn't NEED the freon.

weemadando wrote:

aerius wrote:

Montcalm wrote:AH you went to the Mcgyver school of improvised weaponry.

I actually watched that show a lot when I was a kid. I learned that one can use a can of freon to freeze a padlock so that it can be broken with a hammer. Very educational.

Bah, if your using a hammer you shouldn't NEED the freon.

And on the opposite side, you shouldn't need a hammer if you have the freon. Just a rock.

Dalton wrote:

LadyTevar wrote:Sir Nitram will only eat fries and chicken strips/nuggets/whatever when we go out to eat.

I have the constant urge to groom myself or Nitram... to the point that I'll drag him into the bathroom and shave/trim his beard myself.

With what I've seen of his beard (remember that pic of him in the kilt?) he desperately needs it

I dragged him off to the salon, and he lost 4 inches of hair on top and 2 inches of beard. I intend to keep it that way.

aerius wrote:

Ghost Rider wrote:

Raxmei wrote:Do you have a Klein bottle?

Nope...not on my list...good lookin?

Klein bottle, or the best we can model one in 3-D space. The inside is the outside is the...don't think about it too much, you'll lose your mind.
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SWEET

I'll have to get one of those.

I have this weird hang-up about toasting glasses. I try to avoid it whenever I can, it just makes me feel extremely uncomfortable.

I'm just about the fastest eater you can imagine. I inhale my food and I don't come up for breath.

Howedar wrote:

SirNitram wrote: You would when she starts pinching and excavating everything vaguely resembling a pimple on your face. And back. And ass. And neck. And...

My mom always does that to me, except the ass part. And probably the "and..." part.

YES! I'm not the Only One!! It's not just something the women of my Family do! I TOLD YOU SO, Nitram!!

One of my Uni buildings have them. Where can you find them to buy?

Ghost Rider wrote:

Raxmei wrote:

Ghost Rider wrote:I collect unique looking beer and liquor bottles.

Have nearly 200 so far.

Do you have a Klein bottle?

Nope...not on my list...good lookin?

how about Rogue Dead Guy Ale?

neoolong wrote:One of my Uni buildings have them. Where can you find them to buy?

Klein bottles? You can buy them from http://www.kleinbottle.com/.

I tend to mumble to myself when Im thinking about an issue. I dont make anynoise but my lips move, so I look like a looney.

Id didnt even realize it, until a friend noticed. I dont know how long Ive been doing it.

Col. Crackpot wrote:
how about Rogue Dead Guy Ale?

Yep...

As a side note of weirdness...I request buds who go overseas to drink and send me said bottles.