Posted: 2003-06-11 05:12pm
The monkeys will never take us alive.
You were the monkey lord though.Smurf v2.0 wrote:The monkeys will never take us alive.
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Posted: 2003-06-11 05:13pm
Posted: 2003-06-11 05:15pm
Ted wrote:You were the monkey lord though.Smurf v2.0 wrote:The monkeys will never take us alive.
Lies I tell you! LIES!
Of course, they might take us dead, in which case we'll all be undead zombie monkeys.
Posted: 2003-06-11 05:18pm
SEGNOR and the Gnomish revoloution will be destroyed, as soon as PinkIce heals i'll take you all on!!!!!!!Darth Garden Gnome wrote:I'll never join, never, NEVER! Not until I get my own usergroup. SEGNOR will have a usergroup someday, you'll see.
Posted: 2003-06-11 05:20pm
[monkeybob]There is no Nudity, the nudity is surrounded and being destroyed right now by good wholesome activities, such as cooking and baseball.[/monkeybob]RedImperator wrote:I think it's time I broke down and applied for membership. I was unaware of all this nudity and debauchery.
Posted: 2003-06-11 05:22pm
Only in the BotM an you see Mary Poppins in all her meaty goodness................ or so I hear.
Posted: 2003-06-11 05:26pm
Lies. All lies. There is nothing but wholesomeness in there. And that thing about Mary Poppins vs. Trinity, that was about, er....The merits of the wholesome image of Mary Poppins against the evil leather wearing ways of Trinity. Yeah, that's it.Smurf v2.0 wrote:Only in the BotM an you see Mary Poppins in all her meaty goodness................ or so I hear.
Posted: 2003-06-11 05:27pm
That was a turkey legSmurf v2.0 wrote:Only in the BotM an you see Mary Poppins in all her meaty goodness................ or so I hear.
.Now we must go back to discussing food products and such.
Posted: 2003-06-11 05:46pm
The nudity is deleting itself against the entrance to the private forums. Even now, our great head monkey Verilion, praise Allah, is destroying the heathen nudity.
Posted: 2003-06-11 06:05pm
If true, then the whole idea is pointless and age might as well be totally ignored.Robert Treder wrote:The Brotherhood of the Monkey is an organization established to help its members more easily trade family recipies, so it's not like an age limit is required.
But yeah, there are several less-than-eighteen-year-olds in there. I remember a long time back ver had a thread polling all our ages, but I don't recall if anything was done about it. I think that now no new under-eighteens will be allowed in, but obviously the others are grandfathered in. Hemlock Grey has been in the BotM since before that, hence why he's still in. I don't know about the legality of it, but that's the way it seems to be.
Posted: 2003-06-11 06:07pm
Am I reading this right? Before he was 18 Ted was giddily checking out the nudy picks in BOTM and now that he's 18 he wants to lock it from the rest of them?
Posted: 2003-06-11 06:37pm
Porn, in the BOTM? What nonsense is this? Everyone knows that the BOTM is the resident simian rights group. Why else would it be called the Brotherhood of the Monkey?
Posted: 2003-06-11 06:48pm
Wow, that's funny, I brought up this very issue a few months ago...
Posted: 2003-06-11 07:25pm
Not really, see back then, there was no big announcement.Mark S wrote:Am I reading this right? Before he was 18 Ted was giddily checking out the nudy picks in BOTM and now that he's 18 he wants to lock it from the rest of them?
As well, it would be interesting to see the effect on post counts of those less than 18 years old if they were kicked out of the BotM. The rise would be so slow.
Posted: 2003-06-11 07:34pm
You know, Ted. According to the list, you don't even belong to the Brotherhood. How come you're so concerned about the nude thread there? It has been cleaned, btw, and has no explicit porn.
Posted: 2003-06-11 08:25pm
I am applying for future membership. Please make me a BotM member at Midnight CST on July 25th, this year. 
Posted: 2003-06-11 10:20pm
There is no porn in the Brotherhood. In fact, no monkeys have ever seen porn, Allah be praised. It is so devoid of porn, the porn content is represented by a negative number. Lies!
Posted: 2003-06-11 10:27pm
All Hail ALLAHRobert Treder wrote:
There is no porn in the Brotherhood. In fact, no monkeys have ever seen porn, Allah be praised. It is so devoid of porn, the porn content is represented by a negative number. Lies!
Porn is of the western devils
Quietly hands Treder a location where to drop off more porn
Posted: 2003-06-11 10:29pm
What the hell is BoTM ? 
... i want porn.
... i want porn.Posted: 2003-06-11 10:52pm
You don't need to see any porn. This isn't the thread you're looking for. Move along.
Posted: 2003-06-11 11:47pm
Jeez. Does secrecy mean nothing to you people? 
Posted: 2003-06-12 12:52am
strangely enough, I havent visited monkey forum in a while.
maybe I gave it up for lent.
maybe I gave it up for lent.
Posted: 2003-06-12 01:58am
monkey forum... is that like bamf.com? what the crap ?
Posted: 2003-06-12 02:16am
The Brotherhood of the Monkey is not a place of porn or lunacy, but a grassroot organization started by some of us rabidly enviromentalist people on this board who decided to champaign for equal rights between monkeys and men, especially lab monkeys. We also promote victorian manners and the abolishment of pornographic institutes such as playboy that corrupt poor girls and boys into doing sin for money. We are also moving to become the head of religous zelor within SD.net....
Posted: 2003-06-12 03:40am
There is nothing naughty going on in the BOTM. Trust me would this face lie???? I mean sure we had the block party for IG-88E but it was holsome and pure something you copuld take your mother to. No worse than spring break in Cancun or New Orleans at Mardi Gras