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Oh, you people haven't SEEN redneck 'til you have lived in the county with the second to last population density in TN. Hey, I am one and 98% of the people I know and live near are. And yes, lots of cars that don't run is a big sign of being a redneck.

BTW, the vast majority of Jeff Foxworthy's "You Might Be A Redneck" jokes are quite true, as I have seen from many years of experience living in the Tennessee backwoods, lol.

Nathan F wrote:Oh, you people haven't SEEN redneck 'til you have lived in the county with the second to last population density in TN. Hey, I am one and 98% of the people I know and live near are. And yes, lots of cars that don't run is a big sign of being a redneck.

BTW, the vast majority of Jeff Foxworthy's "You Might Be A Redneck" jokes are quite true, as I have seen from many years of experience living in the Tennessee backwoods, lol.

Tennessee, Kentucky, West Virginia... yep, jus' bout anythin' ol' Jeff sayz 'bout Rednecks is true 'nuff here.

E'ery Halloween, we even get one-holers tipped over in some of the hollers.

Dalton wrote:

Sea Skimmer wrote:

MKSheppard wrote:
*gets up to go push a car out of the driveway*

Onto your lawn?

Well, he does have to make enough room to roll his house down to the street.

That made my day brighter! A "golden spit" from Dalton!

LadyTevar wrote:Tennessee, Kentucky, West Virginia... yep, jus' bout anythin' ol' Jeff sayz 'bout Rednecks is true 'nuff here.

E'ery Halloween, we even get one-holers tipped over in some of the hollers.

English please?

LadyTevar wrote:Tennessee, Kentucky, West Virginia... yep, jus' bout anythin' ol' Jeff sayz 'bout Rednecks is true 'nuff here.

Yes, almost everything Jeff says about Rednecks is true enough here.

E'ery Halloween, we even get one-holers tipped over in some of the hollers.

Every Halloween, we even get outhouses tipped over in some of the valleys (Hollows, actually, but a hollow is just a small valley between two ridges).

Ted wrote: English please?

There ya go, ya damn yankee who can't talk right, lol.

I guess there are also computer "rednecks" who keep tons of old non-functional computers.

all you need now shep is a cross-eyed kid in overalls running up the driveway yelling: "Uncle Dad! Uncle Dad! git the sherriff! that dang Rosco done fell down ol' man McCoy's well! an' he plum busted his leg onna' way down!"