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Posted: 2003-06-04 10:39pm
by Next of Kin
Don't forget some brass pole entertainment. The House of Lancaster has some talented stripper-gals! Go, get a lap dance, and have some fun!

Posted: 2003-06-04 10:52pm
by RedImperator
Next of Kin wrote:Don't forget some brass pole entertainment. The House of Lancaster has some talented stripper-gals! Go, get a lap dance, and have some fun!
I've heard nothing but good things about Canadian ballet.

Posted: 2003-06-05 07:08am
by Col. Crackpot
RedImperator wrote:
Next of Kin wrote:Don't forget some brass pole entertainment. The House of Lancaster has some talented stripper-gals! Go, get a lap dance, and have some fun!
I've heard nothing but good things about Canadian ballet.
bah! The "Canadian Ballet" is far better in Montreal. :wink: speaking of which, my travel agent is trying to tell me NOT to go to Montreal in August because of SARS in Toronto! How fucking dumb is that?

Posted: 2003-06-05 07:37am
by Next of Kin
Col. Crackpot wrote: bah! The "Canadian Ballet" is far better in Montreal. :wink:
Ah yes, CLub Super Sex. Home of crowds, high prices and NO lap dances. Great indeed.
speaking of which, my travel agent is trying to tell me NOT to go to Montreal in August because of SARS in Toronto! How fucking dumb is that?
Why? Are you planning on taking a golden tour of the hospitals? :P

Posted: 2003-06-05 07:41am
by Gandalf
You could come to the REAL Toronto, here in Australia. They have a brilliant fish and chip shop. And you could visit me. :)

Posted: 2003-06-05 07:50am
by Montcalm
Col. Crackpot wrote:my travel agent is trying to tell me NOT to go to Montreal in August because of SARS in Toronto! How fucking dumb is that?
I`ve heard something just as dumb after september 11,don`t go to New York because of planes crashing in building. :roll:

Posted: 2003-06-05 08:11am
by Col. Crackpot
Montcalm wrote:
Col. Crackpot wrote:my travel agent is trying to tell me NOT to go to Montreal in August because of SARS in Toronto! How fucking dumb is that?
I`ve heard something just as dumb after september 11,don`t go to New York because of planes crashing in building. :roll:
i don't give a fuck, i'm still going! damn stupid SARS isn't gonna fuck up my vacation. [obnoxious american patronizing horseshit] after all of those brave Canadians vacationed in New York after Sept. 11th [/obnoxious american patronizing horseshit]

Next Of Kin wrote:Ah yes, CLub Super Sex. Home of crowds, high prices and NO lap dances. Great indeed.
Fuck Super Sexe, Club Teasers: home of he $10 boobie-squeeze lap dance! :wink:

Posted: 2003-06-05 11:25am
by Peregrin Toker
Lonestar wrote:
Dalton wrote:Visit Mike, raid his fridge, spoil his children and steal his stereo.
Don't forget to give his Kids' Chick trracts... :wink:
While you're at it, find out whether he drives a Mercury Grand Marquis or a smaller model. (Various pages on the SD.net main page denote that he drives a big, dark blue Mercury sedan with a gas-guzzling V8 engine, but he never specifies which model - on his personal home page he also complains about skinny parking spots, which can be a pain in the ass if you drive something that big.)

Posted: 2003-06-05 11:35am
by aerius
Simon H.Johansen wrote:While you're at it, find out whether he drives a Mercury Grand Marquis or a smaller model.
He does indeed drive a Grand Marquis, and damn that thing is huge! I thought my parent's Buick LeSabre was big and then I saw his car. There's a reason that car has a V8 engine...

Posted: 2003-06-05 11:42am
by Peregrin Toker
aerius wrote:
Simon H.Johansen wrote:While you're at it, find out whether he drives a Mercury Grand Marquis or a smaller model.
He does indeed drive a Grand Marquis, and damn that thing is huge! I thought my parent's Buick LeSabre was big and then I saw his car. There's a reason that car has a V8 engine...
Yeah, it dwarfs even a Mercedes-Benz S-Class.

Posted: 2003-06-05 12:34pm
by RedImperator
Simon H.Johansen wrote:
Lonestar wrote:
Dalton wrote:Visit Mike, raid his fridge, spoil his children and steal his stereo.
Don't forget to give his Kids' Chick trracts... :wink:
While you're at it, find out whether he drives a Mercury Grand Marquis or a smaller model. (Various pages on the SD.net main page denote that he drives a big, dark blue Mercury sedan with a gas-guzzling V8 engine, but he never specifies which model - on his personal home page he also complains about skinny parking spots, which can be a pain in the ass if you drive something that big.)
Would you like his liscense plate number, too?

Posted: 2003-06-05 12:38pm
by Ted
RedImperator wrote:Would you like his liscense plate number, too?
I've got his cell phone number.

Posted: 2003-06-05 06:33pm
by Arthur_Tuxedo
Laird wrote:
Dalton wrote:Visit Mike, raid his fridge, spoil his children and steal his stereo.
Sounds like a plan since i'll be in Toronto in July.
Funny, I thought your plan would be more along the lines of descending on his house with a troupe of urinating monkeys.

Posted: 2003-06-05 07:09pm
by Montcalm
If you want adventure come in Montreal on June 24 during the St Jean and wave your American flag. :wink:

Posted: 2003-06-05 08:32pm
by Darth Wong
Montcalm wrote:If you want adventure come in Montreal on June 24 during the St Jean and wave your American flag. :wink:
So he can watch everybody surrender?

Posted: 2003-06-05 08:40pm
by Montcalm
Darth Wong wrote:
Montcalm wrote:If you want adventure come in Montreal on June 24 during the St Jean and wave your American flag. :wink:
So he can watch everybody surrender?
Not quite the French Canadians win a battle get drunk wake up the next morning and realise they lost the war,remember the battle of Abraham`s plaines near Quebec city. :lol:

Posted: 2003-06-05 09:15pm
by SyntaxVorlon
I've been to the Toronto Symphony once, beautiful.

And just taking in the skyline is nice too.

Posted: 2003-06-06 08:05am
by Darth Gojira
The ROM has some VERY cool exhibits. I went to Toronto last year. Not knowing how to drive or the Great One's address, I couldn't pay homage to the founder of this site. Several miles away from Toronto, you can watch idiots narrowly avoid getting their hands bitten off! Drive southwest to get to Buffalo! Remark how much better Canada is compared to Detriot(I went to both Detroit and Toronto, and the coolness difference 'tween the two is HUGE)!

Posted: 2003-06-06 09:50am
by Peregrin Toker
RedImperator wrote:
Simon H.Johansen wrote:
Lonestar wrote: Don't forget to give his Kids' Chick trracts... :wink:
While you're at it, find out whether he drives a Mercury Grand Marquis or a smaller model. (Various pages on the SD.net main page denote that he drives a big, dark blue Mercury sedan with a gas-guzzling V8 engine, but he never specifies which model - on his personal home page he also complains about skinny parking spots, which can be a pain in the ass if you drive something that big.)
Would you like his liscense plate number, too?
Nah, but I'd like to know how old it is. (For some reason, I can't envision him driving anything older than the '92 Grand Marquis. Probably because I find most eighties-era Mercuries to be damn ugly)