If my husband married my sister

[Raw Shark]

RAW SHARK'S FREE ADVICE CORNER:

LEFT JAB: Smack it away with your right hand.

RIGHT HOOK: Smack away HARD with you left hand.

GENERAL ADVISE: Get down in the dirt as soon as possible. That's where battles are won. Wrapping your legs around your aggressor's legs and twisting your full body weight abruptly and vigorously usually does the trick.

[Raw Shark]

If Pearl Harbour happened in the 21st century

The first time I was ever tried on a criminal charge, I was 19 years old and it happened on December 7th. The judge was an old Navy guy, and he was asking every defendant if they knew what day it was in history. I was the first to say, "A day that will live in infamy," and he went easy on me.

[Raw Shark]

"No. No, no jazz solo. This is supposed to be a dis track. Jeffery, get off the drums."

[Raw Shark]

I used to love the country of my birth, The USA. Land of opportunity. That my grandparents came to as WOPs. It's so far from that right now, I'm lost.

My Italian grandpa defended democracy in WWII. If he doesn't get a pass I don't know who should.

[muse]

[Raw Shark]

There was a shooting at my store, the other day. Guy fired three shots. What would even motivate this state of society?

"C'mon people now, smile on your brother."

[Raw Shark]

If Jesus was real (and that's a big if, but as an atheist I'm not ruling it out) he was a carpenter who lived about 2000 years ago and also a rabbi and had a lot of really nice things to say about people. I will paraphrase Ghandi here: "I like your Christ. I wish more of your Christians were like him."

[J]

[Raw Shark]

"The burning weed with its roots in hell!" Shiiiiit. It's better for you than paracematol.

[aerius]

Those are some sad looking buds in the video, it's even worse than the bush weed my buddy grew in a forest back in the late 90s.