TGOD

[Straha]

::gets sucked here by the unreality factor::



::smaks into Space Camaro::

Ow! Could someone get me out of here please? I don't want to be here...

*hears a huge "KLUNK" against his Camaro's hull*

Ahh.. WTF!!??

*backs up *REALLY* gently to see what hit him. Sees to his horror a spacesuited guy, and sets a tractor-beam on him, then calls in his modified EFNI Advanced Monitor, the EAS Valkyrie Then carefully docks in the landing bay. Then gets out of the Camaro and helps the man pull his helmet off*

STRAHA!!!? Where the hell did you come from? And where the FRELL is your ship?

Ship? I had a ship? Last I knew I was in my Labs in Hell testing out a new unreality device, and poof here I am. And why the hell am I in this suit?

*looks down at the planet below, its new craters still glowering dimly under the thin atmosphere*

Well those knuckleheads sure picked a nice battlefield to duel on. Whaddya say we make ourselves scarce and get to know each other a lil better?

Take back what I just said, this suit's me fine.

[Stormbringer]

*The ROU Gnomaina's Pride refuses to fire on another Mind and instead heads off to bother the Affront*

It's transmission while leaving: "It's never a good day to die."


*The Wrath begins circling the ISD, her weapons trained on the wedge shaped target*

"That's the problem with sentient ships, they aren't suicidal and I do beleive I have the jump on you."

[Einhander Sn0m4n]

::gets sucked here by the unreality factor::



::smaks into Space Camaro::

Ow! Could someone get me out of here please? I don't want to be here...

*hears a huge "KLUNK" against his Camaro's hull*

Ahh.. WTF!!??

*backs up *REALLY* gently to see what hit him. Sees to his horror a spacesuited guy, and sets a tractor-beam on him, then calls in his modified EFNI Advanced Monitor, the EAS Valkyrie Then carefully docks in the landing bay. Then gets out of the Camaro and helps the man pull his helmet off*

STRAHA!!!? Where the hell did you come from? And where the FRELL is your ship?

Ship? I had a ship? Last I knew I was in my Labs in Hell testing out a new unreality device, and poof here I am. And why the hell am I in this suit?

*looks down at the planet below, its new craters still glowering dimly under the thin atmosphere*

Well those knuckleheads sure picked a nice battlefield to duel on. Whaddya say we make ourselves scarce and get to know each other a lil better?

Take back what I just said, this suit's me fine.

Oh, I thought you were testing a Heart of Gold-class ship or something. I hope this Culture Effector I got from God-Knows-Where™ can keep those Thirdspace bastards away from my ship. I don't feel like combat-testing the Gridfire Turbolasers...

*starts hugging up on Straha...*

[Shinova]

*gazes upon the chaos*


Hmmm....


*Whips out his Sword of Doom(tm) and rushes toward battle*

*Suddenly, a vortex opens and the evil Lit Paper grabs Shinova*


NOOOOOOOOO!!!! I DON'T WANNA GO BAAAAAAAAAAACCKK!!!!!!


*he is silenced as the evil Lit Paper drags him into the vortex and the portal closes*

[Darth Garden Gnome]

*The ROU Gnomaina's Pride refuses to fire on another Mind and instead heads off to bother the Affront*

It's transmission while leaving: "It's never a good day to die."


*The Wrath begins circling the ISD, her weapons trained on the wedge shaped target*

"That's the problem with sentient ships, they aren't suicidal and I do beleive I have the jump on you."

WHO NEEDS YA! I CAN BEAT 'IM WITHOUT YOU! Punk....Ok, time to go to plan B.

*unsheathes Broadsword of Stubbiness*

I want lesbians damnit!

*leaps out of theLawn Ornament'sdocking bay, fires his thrusters towards the enemy craft, charging his sword into the ROUWrath. Its unstoppable blade pentrates the shields and outer-skin, and he lands inside one of its many hallways*

Cop-outtish again? Yes! But what areyougonna do about it?

Now where's Stormbringer, we've got "buisness" to attend to...

[Stormbringer]

WHO NEEDS YA! I CAN BEAT 'IM WITHOUT YOU! Punk....Ok, time to go to plan B.

*unsheathes Broadsword of Stubbiness*

I want lesbians damnit!

*leaps out of theLawn Ornament'sdocking bay, fires his thrusters towards the enemy craft, charging his sword into the ROUWrath. Its unstoppable blade pentrates the shields and outer-skin, and he lands inside one of its many hallways*

Cop-outtish again? Yes! But what areyougonna do about it?

Now where's Stormbringer, we've got "buisness" to attend to...

The Wrath uses it's Effectors to make DGG to stab him self repeatedly before he's transported out of the ship and into the cold depths of space.

[Darth Garden Gnome]

The Wrath uses it's Effectors to make DGG to stab him self repeatedly before he's transported out of the ship and into the cold depths of space.

HA! I'm a Lawn Gnome, I've no brain for you to control, I'm hollow! Furthermore, *flys back into theWrathafter Stomrbringer cowardly threw him out via-effector*

And finally, *in one final act of cop-outtedness, DGG activates his anti-effectorizing field* I'm not going anywhere! Now fight me like a man, ya pansy. I am calling you out, where are ya?

[Stormbringer]

HA! I'm a Lawn Gnome, I've no brain for you to control, I'm hollow! Furthermore, *flys back into theWrathafter Stomrbringer cowardly threw him out via-effector*

And finally, *in one final act of cop-outtedness, DGG activates his anti-effectorizing field* I'm not going anywhere! Now fight me like a man, ya pansy. I am calling you out, where are ya?

Once again transports DGG outside, the anti-effector trick was neat but it doesn't cover transporters. Immediately commences a missle with anti-matter warheads.

[Darth Garden Gnome]

Once again transports DGG outside, the anti-effector trick was neat but it doesn't cover transporters. Immediately commences a missle with anti-matter warheads.

Bah, you're no fun.

*chucks Broad Sword of Stubbiness into the missle formation, vaporising them along its path, and with a lucky hit he manages to scrap thetransporterstoo, damnit! He manages to slip past the missles some more using his highly effective Gnomish Stealth Arts, before getting back insideagain*

You mind if I stick around for alittlewhile longer? Its kinda cold out there, ya know. Thanks...

[Stormbringer]

"Just don't break anything more and STOP THE LESBIAN Poaching. There's a nice planet full of anime catgirls three systems over."

*mutters as he sends the drones to begin repairing the damage.

[Darth Garden Gnome]

"Just don't break anything more and STOP THE LESBIAN Poaching. There's a nice planet full of anime catgirls three systems over."

*mutters as he sends the drones to begin repairing the damage.

No kidding? Well then uh...I guess I'll be leaving. Uh..been fun? Yeah... Catgirls huh? Doesn't sound to shabby...

*continues mumbling to himself as he floats back toLawn Ornament*

With little cat ears and everything huh? Cool...I always wanted to have some of them...

*hides the the last couple of captured lesbians in a secluded closet, and whistles innocently as he blasts off into the far reaches of space*

I've been a baaaaaaaadddd boy.

[Straha]

Oh, I thought you were testing a Heart of Gold-class ship or something. I hope this Culture Effector I got from God-Knows-Where™ can keep those Thirdspace bastards away from my ship. I don't feel like combat-testing the Gridfire Turbolasers...

*starts hugging up on Straha...*

Testing ships? Hell no I'm making them now, or will be soon.

::draws a curtain in the C&C::

[Stormbringer]

"Just don't break anything more and STOP THE LESBIAN Poaching. There's a nice planet full of anime catgirls three systems over."

*mutters as he sends the drones to begin repairing the damage.

No kidding? Well then uh...I guess I'll be leaving. Uh..been fun? Yeah... Catgirls huh? Doesn't sound to shabby...

*continues mumbling to himself as he floats back toLawn Ornament*

With little cat ears and everything huh? Cool...I always wanted to have some of them...

*hides the the last couple of captured lesbians in a secluded closet, and whistles innocently as he blasts off into the far reaches of space*

I've been a baaaaaaaadddd boy.

Theiving bastard! *of course little does DGG know that he's been sent into the middle of an Affront fleet base*

*The ROU beams the last lesbains aboard and breaks off and gune the Ecession-tech engines*

[Darth Garden Gnome]

Theiving bastard! *of course little does DGG know that he's been sent into the middle of an Affront fleet base*

*The ROU beams the last lesbains aboard and breaks off and gune the Ecession-tech engines*

Theiving back bastards! I'm gonna go back to Earth, and I'm start my own colony of lesbians. And when I'm basking in their glory, YOU'RE not invited! Hmph.

*whisks away into the night*

Maybe I'll have anime cat girl ninjas too...

[Stormbringer]

Theiving back bastards! I'm gonna go back to Earth, and I'm start my own colony of lesbians. And when I'm basking in their glory, YOU'RE not invited! Hmph.

*whisks away into the night*

Maybe I'll have anime cat girl ninjas too...

"Fine, this is the Culture, catgirls are soooo passe.... But this is personal. I must now destroy you"

[Darth Garden Gnome]

"Fine, this is the Culture, catgirls are soooo passe.... But this is personal. I must now destroy you"

Erm, um...BYE!

*runs like hell*

[Stormbringer]

Erm, um...BYE!

*runs like hell*

*Pursues at maximum speed*

"Come back, I haven't vaporized you yet!*

[Darth Garden Gnome]

*Pursues at maximum speed*

"Come back, I haven't vaporized you yet!*

Now whys it always with the vaporizing? *coninues running* Maybe an arm-wrestle? Thumb-wrestle? CHESS?!

*stops, and puts up arm in front to halt Stormbringer*

What I'm really trying to say is....*full of emotion* can't we all just....get along? *tears roll from eyes*

[Straha]

*Pursues at maximum speed*

"Come back, I haven't vaporized you yet!*

Now whys it always with the vaporizing? *coninues running* Maybe an arm-wrestle? Thumb-wrestle? CHESS?!

*stops, and puts up arm in front to halt Stormbringer*

What I'm really trying to say is....*full of emotion* can't we all just....get along? *tears roll from eyes*

::runs out in blinding speed, and tosses da Gnome a neural Transmitter::

It has Janeway and Darkstar porn loaded in it, one hit, one slobbering idiot!

::runs back to Einy::

[Stormbringer]

Now whys it always with the vaporizing? *coninues running* Maybe an arm-wrestle? Thumb-wrestle? CHESS?!

*stops, and puts up arm in front to halt Stormbringer*

What I'm really trying to say is....*full of emotion* can't we all just....get along? *tears roll from eyes*

"Because damn it, you've been poaching on my lesbian preserves and damn it vaporizing is fun. But truce?"

[Darth Garden Gnome]

::runs out in blinding speed, and tosses da Gnome a neural Transmitter::

It has Janeway and Darkstar porn loaded in it, one hit, one slobbering idiot!

::runs back to Einy::

OMG!

Now I could use this, but is the world really ready for the horrors? Am I gonna be able to sleep at night knowing what I've done to a fellow human being? The world isn't ready Straha, its just not time *smashes transmitter*

"Because damn it, you've been poaching on my lesbian preserves and damn it vaporizing is fun. But truce?"

Can ya really blame me? Doesn't everyone love lesbians? As for vaporizing, well I love it to, but -- look over there! its a planet full of innocent defensless ugly-people. Wouldn't that be more fun to destroy? Surely more so than a Gnome (killing me may also result in a lawsuit! its rascim or something).

Now I gotta hit the road anyways, so it is on this day that the forces of Gnomania will sign there historic treaty with...the forces of Strombringer. For peace!

I'm out. *whisks away into the night, WITHOUT any lesbians this time. Couple cat girls, but noooo lesbians*

[Stormbringer]

"Excelllenttt. Now shall we commence the war on those would spread the horror that is Janeway/Darkstar porn"

*locks on Straha's ship and prepares to unleash the cleansing light that is Gridfire*

[Straha]

"Excelllenttt. Now shall we commence the war on those would spread the horror that is Janeway/Darkstar porn"

*locks on Straha's ship and prepares to unleash the cleansing light that is Gridfire*

I don't have a ship.

[Stormbringer]

I don't have a ship.

That'll only make it easier

[Straha]

I don't have a ship.

That'll only make it easier

BUt we're in hyper-space!