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Re: World to End on Saturday
Posted: 2011-05-20 03:02pm
by Phantasee
I need to get to my dry ice supplier. I'm going to make some videos!
Re: World to End on Saturday
Posted: 2011-05-20 04:32pm
by PeZook
I am going to sleep now, people.
See you all in Hell!
Re: World to End on Saturday
Posted: 2011-05-20 05:28pm
by FSTargetDrone
Not to be a wet blanket, but I saw some stories where a father believed in this but the wife and kids did not. He claimed to be convinced it was going to happen. I must admit to having some slight bit of concern for people in those situations. If the end doesn't come, I hope none of these believers decide to end it themselves and possibly harm their family members in the process. I don't think I'd be comfortable staying in the house if my father was sure the end was coming the next day.
EDIT:
I happened to see one of those vans advertising this nonsense out on the highway here, just northeast of Philadelphia, some months ago. Apparently they are going to be back in a town near me tomorrow.
Re: World to End on Saturday
Posted: 2011-05-20 05:32pm
by The Spartan
I saw a airplane with a banner behind it on the way home from work this afternoon advertising these fruitcakes.
All this kind of makes me wish we could charge him with fraud once the appointed time of the end comes and goes without incident.
Re: World to End on Saturday
Posted: 2011-05-20 08:23pm
by Alyeska
NYPD has an awesome response to the End of the World.
http://i.imgur.com/DlcfR.png
Re: World to End on Saturday
Posted: 2011-05-20 09:12pm
by General Mung Beans
Camping is following the Bible about as much as the current Chinese Communist Party is following the Communist Manifesto. Let's see what Jesus has to say on this issue:
Matthew 24:36
36 “But about that day or hour no one knows, not even the angels in heaven, nor the Son,[f] but only the Father.
Re: World to End on Saturday
Posted: 2011-05-20 09:17pm
by Norseman
Relax everyone! A Norwegian numerologist has announced that Camper's calculations are wrong, so relax apocalypse is cancelled.
EDIT: Also the end of the world is to happen precisely at 6PM in each timezone.
Re: World to End on Saturday
Posted: 2011-05-20 09:21pm
by General Mung Beans
Norseman wrote:Relax everyone! A Norwegian numerologist has announced that Camper's calculations are wrong, so relax apocalypse is cancelled.
EDIT: Also the end of the world is to happen precisely at 6PM in each timezone.
Apparently Camping is ignoring the fact that time zones are not straight and perfect but often adjusted so countries or states can all have the same time//
Re: World to End on Saturday
Posted: 2011-05-20 10:24pm
by Steven Snyder
General Mung Beans wrote:
Apparently Camping is ignoring the fact that time zones are not straight and perfect but often adjusted so countries or states can all have the same time//
I think Camping is ignoring quite a bit more than that...
Re: World to End on Saturday
Posted: 2011-05-20 10:29pm
by General Mung Beans
PeZook wrote:I am going to sleep now, people.
See you all in Hell!
Camping, though, believes God will simply destroy unsaved souls, not send them to Hell.
Re: World to End on Saturday
Posted: 2011-05-20 10:30pm
by TimothyC
I was able to actively mock one of these nuts using Bible verses from memory today on my way home from School
He couldn't even find Acts without me helping him, and got very big eyes when I told him to have a good weekend with the rest of us here on Earth.
The second one got even bigger eyes from the Indigo Tribe Oath.
Re: World to End on Saturday
Posted: 2011-05-21 01:07am
by erik_t
The Spartan wrote:I saw a airplane with a banner behind it on the way home from work this afternoon advertising these fruitcakes.
All this kind of makes me wish we could charge him with fraud once the appointed time of the end comes and goes without incident.
I saw same near downtown Minneapolis. However, I appear to still be here.
Re: World to End on Saturday
Posted: 2011-05-21 01:27am
by Darksider
I don't know you guys.
Castiel just got the power of all the souls from purgatory, and declared himself to be god. We might be in for some shit in the future.
Re: World to End on Saturday
Posted: 2011-05-21 05:20am
by wautd
Europe is still here, but I'm assuming it's too early for Americans to be rapture yet so I don't expect Jebus coming back in the next 12 hours or so.
Re: World to End on Saturday
Posted: 2011-05-21 05:53am
by Broomstick
6 pm, not am.
Re: World to End on Saturday
Posted: 2011-05-21 06:09am
by Darth Tedious
Yeah, 6pm already passed here in Australia.
Now the Christians have gone, I can tell you that I am actually the Antichrist. You may now commence worshipping me.
Re: World to End on Saturday
Posted: 2011-05-21 07:50am
by Iroscato
Well, so far, the world hasn't collapsed into a screaming mass of chaos and judgement, but the day is still young

My only wish is that Doctor Who isn't interrupted by the impending armageddon, that would really spur me to complain to the BBC. As well as God.
Re: World to End on Saturday
Posted: 2011-05-21 08:42am
by Broomstick
Yay, probably shallow of me, but when I heard 6 pm for the start of the earthquakes, etc. my first thought was "oh, good - I can probably get a last episode of Doctor Who in before the end..."
Re: World to End on Saturday
Posted: 2011-05-21 09:08am
by Eternal_Freedom
Breaking news - Earth not destroyed. Fundie moron got it wrong again. Retard.
And I planned that Apocalypse BBQ for nothing! Oh well, back to mocking fundies...
Re: World to End on Saturday
Posted: 2011-05-21 10:00am
by Crossroads Inc.
Current Earth Status: NOT DESTROYED
Oh well, poor fundies, got me all hopeful for nothing.
Re: World to End on Saturday
Posted: 2011-05-21 10:09am
by PeZook
Oh thank God end of theworld in two hours.
The baby's been complaining about everything for half the day.
I'm gonna be really angry at some people if nothing happens. Really angry.
Re: World to End on Saturday
Posted: 2011-05-21 12:06pm
by Serafina
Well, no one in Europe got raptured.
Re: World to End on Saturday
Posted: 2011-05-21 12:24pm
by wautd
Re: World to End on Saturday
Posted: 2011-05-21 12:30pm
by Dartzap
30 minutes to go! Apparently on this side of the Pond, Boris is going to proclaim himself King and start chucking Ccharge dodgers in the Tower.
Re: World to End on Saturday
Posted: 2011-05-21 01:12pm
by Iroscato
6:10 Here in Britain, and oooh, what a surprise, beardy hippy man hasnt made an appearance. I'm stunned.