March 14 is Steak & Blowjob Day!

[Lusankya]

My biggest problem is that I don't have a boyfriend to give a steak or blowjob to. See, as everybody knows, blowjobs have a tendency to turn into sex, which is pretty awesome. I guess whenever I get a boyfriend I can give him a steak and blowjob regardless of whether or not it's steak and blowjob day or not, but this sounds kinda fun. Sort of like talk like a pirate day, except for couples.

[CaptainChewbacca]

I will be happy to volunteer to help any young woman who feels left out this holiday season.

Because I care.

[Mr. Coffee]

Just doing your duty for knob and country, right, homie?

I love the idea of this Steak Blowjob Day and when I become supreme disctator of the US, it WILL become a federal holiday. I'm talkin' paid vacation, gift vouchers for Omaha Steaks sent to every house, da works...

[Elfdart]

My biggest problem is that I don't have a boyfriend to give a steak or blowjob to. See, as everybody knows, blowjobs have a tendency to turn into sex, which is pretty awesome. I guess whenever I get a boyfriend I can give him a steak and blowjob regardless of whether or not it's steak and blowjob day or not, but this sounds kinda fun. Sort of like talk like a pirate day, except for couples.

My only problem with this holiday is that for some strange reason, every girlfriend I've ever had has been a terrible cook, so I have issues with trust when it comes to women and cooking in general, and the grill in particular. So I'd end up grilling the steak.

I'll still take the blowjob, though.

[Kodiak]

3-14 is supposed to be Pi day?

Yeah, but only at 4 p.m.

Pretending not to know or care about why people might prefer steaks and blowjobs over mathematical constants may strike you as funny, but it makes you look, well, lame.

Or is the sign of someone who won't be getting any come March 14. If you excuse me, I'll go cry myself to sleep.

I propose a compromise - following up steak-and-a-bj with a large helping of Pie. I can't think of a holiday in the world that could beat that.

[Havok]

So how is this working out for everyone so far?

[salm]

So how is this working out for everyone so far?

Bad. Fuckbuddy is vacationing in Sweden. And i´ve got no steak in the house, only carrots.

[Ryan Thunder]

Terrible. I don't have a fuckbuddy to begin with.

[Aaron]

So how is this working out for everyone so far?

Steak is thawing right now. Kind of have to wait for the little ones to go to bed to fully enjoy the holiday.

Terrible. I don't have a fuckbuddy to begin with.

Your in TO, right? IIRC Aerius has a number you can call to help with that.

[Schuyler Colfax]

My biggest problem is that I don't have a boyfriend to give a steak or blowjob to.

What a coincidence, I don't have a girlfriend to get a steak or a blow job from.

I'm just kidding.

[aerius]

So how is this working out for everyone so far?

I normally don't have steak for lunch, but today I did, and it was worth it. This is a holiday which should be celebrated every month, we should replace all the regular statutory holidays with Steak & Blowjob holidays.

Terrible. I don't have a fuckbuddy to begin with.

Your in TO, right? IIRC Aerius has a number you can call to help with that.

Nah, I'll just point him to terb.ca where he can book an escort to go with the steak.

[Havok]

I'm just kidding.

No you aren't.

I'm totally not even celebrating this.

[Davey]

I have good news, bad news, and worse news. The bad news is that I was heading for a trainwreck of a disaster; the girl I wanted to ask out still has feelings for her ex, who happened to be a buddy of mine. The good news is that I was able to bring the train to a halt before it overran the buffer stop, so a crisis has been averted by a bit of quick thinking, and retain both their friendships. The worse news is that the second train is coming right behind this one and their brakes have malfunctioned.

On the bright side, I've noticed that every rejection and disaster I go through comes with a corresponding increase in computer savviness, so at least that's a plus. Excuse me while I go try to find out if it's possible to dual-boot FreeBSD on an Xbox.

[The Spartan]

Haven't celebrated so far, but I'm going to leave in about two hours to pick up my girlfriend.

The good news is that she's taking me out for steak, we're stopping to get some pie afterward and then heading back here to finish off the festivities.

The bad news? If it comes to that, I'll leave it for the vent thread.

[Nova Andromeda]

-SO's out of state, but we found a way to celebrate this wonderful holiday anyhow!

[Broomstick]

The Other Half said he was in the mood for chocolate, and corn chips with sour cream, not steak*. Maybe because we had steak in the beef and broccoli stir fry yesterday. Fortunately, his food choice was easy to accommodate.

* Other Half does eat meat, but we're both edging over into "Flexitarians". How he arrives at some food combinations, though, is beyond me, but whatever makes him happy...

[Mr Bean]

My two attempts at being festive today were utter failures, what is it with the Sexual Harassment writeup's? If someone said happy Waffles and Reach-around day I'd say it right back no look at me oddly or go for the Mace.

So what's with the crazy looks when I happly great my boss with "Happy Steak and BJ day sir!, it's that time of year again already!"

Sigh... about the only Holiday I have left is Thanksgiving

Yeah I'm fning kidding, I'm at work taking calls and I've had two hours of sleep even without being between SO's I'd fall right asleep if I got either.

[Havok]

So we flipped it all caddywonkus. We did Spaghetti and Pussy Eating on the stairs. Much better in my opinion.

[Phantasee]

I had ribs for dinner, but no touching of any kind. Went out with family instead.

I saw a couple at the restaurant, I thought it was cute that she got the steak and he got the ribs. Kinda pissed that they got their food before us, and actually got there dessert done before our food even arrived. We ordered our drinks before they did, too. And the delay meant we couldn't see Gran Torino.

I'm going to call someone up tomorrow and go watch the movie. Perhaps I can get the other half of today's holiday then.

[Bob the Gunslinger]

So how is this working out for everyone so far?

I guess I'm doing it wrong. Somehow I ended up performing cunnilingus and then maneuvered directly into coitus... the "congress of a cowgirl" I think. I'm still confused about how it happened.

Not to worry, though. The day's not over yet.


Now where did I put that jar of Nutella?

[Death from the Sea]

all I have to say is today was GREAT!

[Darth Wong]

I cannot recall the last time my balls have felt so drained. What a fantastic holiday. It should really be recognized at the federal level.

PS. The steak was good too.

[lukexcom]

I did two .75oz New York Strip steaks in an iron skillet for the two of us, and they were delicious. I coated them with a mix of .5 tsp cayenne pepper, 1tsp ground black pepper, 1tsp garlic powder, and 1tsp salt. Made for a very nice light crust on the steaks. I also quickly made some tossed salad, grabbed a bottle of red wine, glasses, and lit a few candles. It's amazing just how easy and quick it is to set all of this up, maybe 20 minutes from start to finish, provided you already have everything stocked at home.

Afterward, though, we somehow got so caught up in the "sex now!" thought that we completely forgot the BJ part and just dived into the deep end of the pool for a great 20 minute stint. I did not mind that at all.

[Ender]

Mine also included these, which are fucking brilliant.

[Crossroads Inc.]

So we flipped it all caddywonkus. We did Spaghetti and Pussy Eating on the stairs. Much better in my opinion.

your a good good man there