Officer Exchange

Darth Yoshi · Post by **Darth Yoshi** » 2002-07-25 01:09am

Sami, from the Game Boy Advance title Advance Wars. Quite the looker, huh?

EmperorChrostas the Cruel · Post by **EmperorChrostas the Cruel** » 2002-07-25 09:55pm

Darth Yoshi, are you jailbait like your avatar?

Master of Ossus · Post by **Master of Ossus** » 2002-07-25 10:01pm

Emperor Chrostas the Crue wrote:Darth Yoshi, are you jailbait like your avatar?

lol!

willburns84 · Post by **willburns84** » 2002-07-25 10:19pm

Klingon officer on Imperial ship - placed in the brig for starting a messhall clearing brawl over the honor of the beer he was drinking (or something even more retarded).

Romulan officer on Imperial ship - executed for espionage.

Cardassian officer on Imperial ship - Say... Gul Dukat? (spelling?) Lord Vader would have a new drinking buddy... Okay, maybe not.

Gotta love the Cardassians.

Master of Ossus · Post by **Master of Ossus** » 2002-07-25 10:28pm

Imperial officer on SF ship: "Are we there, yet?" "Are we there, yet?" "Are we there, yet?"

SF officer on Imperial ship: "My brains are going into my feet."

"My earthworm isn't eating. Can we stop, somewhere, to drop him off?"

Singular Quartet · Post by **Singular Quartet** » 2002-07-25 10:52pm

Typhonis 1 wrote:How would the Klingons,Romulans,Ferengi,and Cardassian officers react if they were exchnged onto an Imperal ship

Klingon: Shot for attempting to kill the captin for hurting his honor.
Romulan: Acts like a normal Imperial Officer.
Ferengi: Gets shot for cheating in a Sabac game.
Cardassian: Wouldn't know. Haven't really seen how they run their ships.

LordShaithis · Post by **LordShaithis** » 2002-07-26 01:17am

[i]SF officer on Imperial ship: "My brains are going into my feet."[/i]

[size=18]ROFLMAO! SPACEBALLS![/size]

Master of Ossus · Post by **Master of Ossus** » 2002-07-26 01:26am

Klingon: No! Don't use the HTL's. That is dishonourable. We should either ram them or have some sort of chest beating competition. That'll show them.

Ferengi: Even for a human, you people have no lobes for fashion.

Cardassian: It's always too cold.

Romulan: Just because they can't hurt us isn't a reason why we shouldn't use a cloaking device!

Moonstone Spider · Post by **Moonstone Spider** » 2002-07-26 02:24am

Actually I kind of agree with the Romulan. I'd go around cloaked all the time if I could.

Cpt_Frank · Post by **Cpt_Frank** » 2002-07-26 04:44am

In my opinion, cloaking devices are only good for the purpose of de-cloaking in the right moment to intimidate your foes.
Imagine Executor de-cloaking together with a massive fleet of ISDs and VSDs. That is true coolness.

Isolder74 · Post by **Isolder74** » 2002-07-26 01:08pm

correct a cloak is a strategic Weapon. it allows an empire to deploy units covertly without an opposing power knowing what you are up to. the power required to operate a cloaking device makes its continual use prohibitive unless you conside loss of range of strategic value for the surprise factor it gives you forces

Darth Yoshi · Post by **Darth Yoshi** » 2002-07-26 02:40pm

Emperor Chrostas the Crue wrote:Darth Yoshi, are you jailbait like your avatar?

Huh?

paladin · Post by **paladin** » 2002-07-27 02:02am

Imperial Officer- discharged from Imperial Navy after tour of duty in StarFleet to constant stress of worrying about bridge console suddenly exploding.

StarFleet Officer- stays with Imperial Navy, no worry of exploding bridge console on Imperial starships.