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Posted: 2002-12-23 11:10pm
by aerius
Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi wrote:You're posting here during sex?
No, my GF decided to take a few whacks at me when she noticed what I was typing. I very much doubt I'd be able to post during sex unless my computer had voice recognition on it.

Posted: 2002-12-23 11:16pm
by Ted
aerius wrote:
Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi wrote:You're posting here during sex?
No, my GF decided to take a few whacks at me when she noticed what I was typing. I very much doubt I'd be able to post during sex unless my computer had voice recognition on it.

That'd be hilarius "Oh god," "yeah, up there" Oh I'm coming" over and over again.

Posted: 2002-12-23 11:46pm
by Coyote
Be careful with that-- you say,

"Oh, God, Oh, God...', so you get his attention....

and then you say, "Oh, baby, oh, baby.."

-- and so he thinks, That must be what you want....

And jmac, we're not so much perverted... just... carnally amused. Easily.

Posted: 2002-12-24 01:25am
by Vertigo1
Hey jmac, do you think I could come over and erm...conduct scientific measurements? ;)

Posted: 2002-12-24 03:06am
by The Yosemite Bear
I'm just remembering the old joke about the baby monitor switch.

Nothing From the kid any night ever and the kids first words are.

"I'm Comming"

Posted: 2002-12-24 03:22am
by Coyote
14 pages on Spooge Ballistics!

God, we're the most wonderful bunch of bastards on the planet!

Posted: 2002-12-24 10:21am
by Ted
We aint bastards, we're intellectuals.

Posted: 2002-12-24 11:34am
by J
Vertigo1 wrote:Hey jmac, do you think I could come over and erm...conduct scientific measurements? ;)
Of course you can, as long as I'm not involved in your experiments in any way shape or form. Please bring your own nudie mag & tape measure, you can use the downstairs bathroom and for god's sake please clean up after yourself when you're done with the measuring will ya? There's also a computer in basement so you can log on to report your results here. If you need assistance, please don't hesitate to ask my brother as I'll be over at my BF's place. :D

Posted: 2002-12-24 05:59pm
by Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi
Coyote wrote:14 pages on Spooge Ballistics!

God, we're the most wonderful bunch of bastards on the planet!
We have to be fucking geniuses. Nobody lower than our intellectual level could spend almost 15 pages dicussing the science of ejaculation (With a brief trip off-topic to discuss Shep's brother).

Science of Ejaculation... Doesn't that sound like something that's going to be made into a college course?

Posted: 2002-12-24 07:41pm
by AdmiralKanos
It would have the benefit of being unusual, and therefore more interesting to the doctorate committee than the usual papers.

Posted: 2002-12-24 08:19pm
by MKSheppard
The Yosemite Bear wrote:He was really lucky that he was able to get a replacement disk as fast as he did too.
I never got a replacement disk......NEVER EVER Do any business
with MATRIX GAMES, ever....AGAIN.

Posted: 2002-12-24 08:41pm
by Vertigo1
jmac wrote:
Vertigo1 wrote:Hey jmac, do you think I could come over and erm...conduct scientific measurements? ;)
Of course you can, as long as I'm not involved in your experiments in any way shape or form. Please bring your own nudie mag & tape measure, you can use the downstairs bathroom and for god's sake please clean up after yourself when you're done with the measuring will ya? There's also a computer in basement so you can log on to report your results here. If you need assistance, please don't hesitate to ask my brother as I'll be over at my BF's place. :D
Damn, I guess I'll wait till you're home then. :D

Posted: 2002-12-24 10:34pm
by J
I do believe you missed the part that reads "as long as I'm not involved in your experiments in any way shape or form". In the event that I'm home I will be upstairs somewhere while you're locked in the downstairs bathroom carrying out your depraved scientific endeavour. Neither I nor my sister or mom will be anywhere near you but my brother will be around to assist you as needed. :D

Posted: 2002-12-25 03:32am
by The Yosemite Bear
Well this can't be done with out the nessarry link to Sexy Loosers

Ok on this exact subject:

http://sexylosers.keenspace.com/158.html

Posted: 2002-12-25 03:42am
by XaLEv
The Yosemite Bear wrote:Well this can't be done with out the nessarry link to Sexy Loosers

Ok on this exact subject:

http://sexylosers.keenspace.com/158.html
That is so fucking wrong...

Posted: 2002-12-25 03:56am
by Einhander Sn0m4n
The Yosemite Bear wrote:Well this can't be done with out the nessarry link to Sexy Loosers

Ok on this exact subject:

http://sexylosers.keenspace.com/158.html
ROTFLMMFGDQQAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted: 2002-12-25 04:07am
by The Yosemite Bear
MKSheppard wrote:
The Yosemite Bear wrote:He was really lucky that he was able to get a replacement disk as fast as he did too.
I never got a replacement disk......NEVER EVER Do any business
with MATRIX GAMES, ever....AGAIN.
THen how come your brother is still alive?

Posted: 2002-12-25 12:30pm
by aerius
The Yosemite Bear wrote:Well this can't be done with out the nessarry link to Sexy Loosers
Thanks! I've been trying to find that comic again for a while. The first one I read was where the guy made a dildo from a mold of his own dick for his sister to use. :D

Posted: 2002-12-25 06:06pm
by Einhander Sn0m4n
aerius wrote:
The Yosemite Bear wrote:Well this can't be done with out the nessarry link to Sexy Loosers
Thanks! I've been trying to find that comic again for a while. The first one I read was where the guy made a dildo from a mold of his own dick for his sister to use. :D
:shock:


Urp.

Posted: 2002-12-25 08:32pm
by Vertigo1
jmac wrote:I do believe you missed the part that reads "as long as I'm not involved in your experiments in any way shape or form". In the event that I'm home I will be upstairs somewhere while you're locked in the downstairs bathroom carrying out your depraved scientific endeavour. Neither I nor my sister or mom will be anywhere near you but my brother will be around to assist you as needed. :D
Yeah, I skipped it on purpose. :D Gotta love selective reading and memory. ;)

Posted: 2002-12-25 10:51pm
by SWPIGWANG
you people are sick.......

my virgin eyes....my virgin eyes

Posted: 2002-12-25 10:53pm
by Zaia
SWPIGWANG wrote:you people are sick.......

my virgin eyes....my virgin eyes
Bah humbug. You can't possibly have posted here 275 times and have virgin eyes. :P

Posted: 2002-12-25 11:04pm
by Darth Wong
What's sick about ejaculation distance? Any male will ejaculate sooner or later, whether from masturbation or sex. In the former case, a certain amount of distance estimation is inevitable.

Posted: 2002-12-25 11:55pm
by SirNitram
Darth Wong wrote:What's sick about ejaculation distance? Any male will ejaculate sooner or later, whether from masturbation or sex. In the former case, a certain amount of distance estimation is inevitable.
Or, in less scientific terms, when Timmy learns Little Timmy can spit, he'll probably figure out how far it went.

Posted: 2002-12-26 12:05am
by Einhander Sn0m4n
SirNitram wrote:
Darth Wong wrote:What's sick about ejaculation distance? Any male will ejaculate sooner or later, whether from masturbation or sex. In the former case, a certain amount of distance estimation is inevitable.
Or, in less scientific terms, when Timmy learns Little Timmy can spit, he'll probably figure out how far it went.
LMFAO!!!
Please lighten up, Spiggy...
BTW
Merry Fucking Christmas! :mrgreen: