Alright, gather round kiddos, it's time for a story. (and time to cause all you 56kers to come to a screeching halt.
As you all know, I am Civil War Man..
And due to my recent antics, many of you know that I am also a pirate...
And a dapper one at that...
But is Civil War Man...a communist?
How about a ninja?
Or even a Jedi (ignore the color)?
Yes, Civil War Man is all these and more, too! He represents all that is geeky. So go forth, and warn others of the danger of crossing the fearsome Commie-Ninja-Jedi-Pirate!
P.S. I'm also a Cthulhu cultist.
P.P.S. Fear my holding-camera-at-arm's-length picture-taking skillz!
P.P.P.S. Admit it, that is a really impressive beard. Though I've been told I should do the handlebar mustache more often.