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Unfortunately, the only actor that could do me justice has sadly passed away a while ago. Here is in his glory!

Rye wrote:Just to confuse everyone, i get Talen to play me! Then...a bad animatronic puppet to play Talen!

So not Paul Putner then?

Let's see... What actors do I look like? I look like a good amount of them, but uglier. I'd say get someone with my personality or something.

Colonel Olrik wrote:What about me? Think of me

Hmmm...we'll have you played by former Rocky Mountain FroRider Brett Tippie. Or maybe Hans Rey if a European is required. Let me think this one over a bit.

Kelly! Sir Anthony Hopkins plays me? Boy, I must be doing something right! Flattery will get you EVERYWHERE, you know.

Although I hate to shatter that image, people have told me that I remind them of everyone from Dolph Lundgren(a skinny Dolph) to Mathew Lillard! I've gotten a few Jack Nicholsons as well.

Personally, since we're talking realms of fantasy here, I'd like to be played by Vincent Price. (this is a Burton flick, after all)

And for the ravishing Miss Antilles, I would think a *much* younger Angelica Huston, so classy, so naughty. Her Morticia Adams made me long for heterosexuality....

Hmmm, I'm tempted to take the John Cusack offer, but honestly I think that either Anthony La Paglia or Eric Bana would be more suited.

weemadando wrote:Hmmm, I'm tempted to take the John Cusack offer, but honestly I think that either Anthony La Paglia or Eric Bana would be more suited.

Chopper! Good choice.

I dunno who the guy is, the actor, but think back to "Buffy the Vampire Slayer". There was, for awhile, a guy that was some Army commando dude that was involved with a secret government project involving the undead creatures that Buffy fought. I think the character's name was "Riley" or something like that.

Well, apparantly, he is the spitting image of me, or the other way around. If he is able to act in a manner that is very similar to the character of "Colonel MacNeil" in Stargate then we'd have a winner-- and a ringer-- for the Coyote.

Coyote wrote:I dunno who the guy is, the actor, but think back to "Buffy the Vampire Slayer". There was, for awhile, a guy that was some Army commando dude that was involved with a secret government project involving the undead creatures that Buffy fought. I think the character's name was "Riley" or something like that.

Well, apparantly, he is the spitting image of me, or the other way around. If he is able to act in a manner that is very similar to the character of "Colonel MacNeil" in Stargate then we'd have a winner-- and a ringer-- for the Coyote.

Marc Blucas, he was also the gung ho Platoon Commander from 'We Were Soldiers'. He does look awfully young though - you must be hitting the women off with a bat if you look like him.

Jet Li playing me would be pretty cool, he even has the same accent I do. Slight problem though, he's too short, but that can be fixed with some fancy digital editing. You see, jmac is being played by Liv Tyler who's about 5'10", while Jet is only about 5'6", though we could substitute Natalie Portman for Liv and fix it that way too.

Raoul Duke, Jr. wrote:Suppose a movie were made of SD.Net (What, there's been worse...) and each of the posters here were to be played by a famous actor or actress. Who would play you, and who would play your one -- only one, dammit! -- favorite poster?

By the way, Tim Burton is directing and Danny Elfman is scoring this big bad sum-bitch.

Hmm, well, my role around here is fairly minor, and could easily be played as a walk-on role. Therefore, I nominate me to play me.

Rob Wilson wrote:

weemadando wrote:Hmmm, I'm tempted to take the John Cusack offer, but honestly I think that either Anthony La Paglia or Eric Bana would be more suited.

Chopper! :twisted: Good choice.:D

I've actually encountered the real Chopper a few times around the town. He's a damn funny drunk with cool stories.

weemadando wrote: I've actually encountered the real Chopper a few times around the town. He's a damn funny drunk with cool stories.

That's a lie, a damn dirty lie! I ain't never been to Tasmania!

In the role of me: Jason Mewes.

Snoogans.

Who do you people see playing me??

Baron Mordo wrote:In the role of me: Jason Mewes.

Snoogans.

Snootchie Bootchie!!

Typhonis 1 wrote:Who do you people see playing me??

I think Jeremy Irons for Typhonis.

And I'd like to say maybe Alan Rickman for Keevan.

And Michael Caine for Rob Wilson.

Cal Wright wrote:Stampede=Keanu Reeves
Me=The BMW guy
Tropen=Sans Heratio or whatever the fuck that guys name is on SNL.
Master of Ossus=Sean Connery

LoL. Keanu Reeves, huh? its not cause of me having black hair, wearing black clothes, and wearing a black trenchcoat now is it?

btw...its Haratio Sans...and hes funnier than Tropen.

What about Sporkzen?

weemadando wrote: And Michael Caine for Rob Wilson.

"Don't you post, that bloody flame, at me!"

innerbrat wrote:Ffffnah! Can I please be played by someone who a) is remotely attractive, and/or b) can act?

Thank you very much.

*Pokes head out of firebase*

How can you say that Natalie Portman isn't attractive and/or can't act?

So how about Claire Danes, or Reese Witherspoon?

... Errr... Uh-oh... Hey look! What's that over there?

*Jumps back inside fire(proof)base, and activates all defensive measures*

Lord of the Farce wrote:

innerbrat wrote:Ffffnah! Can I please be played by someone who a) is remotely attractive, and/or b) can act?

Thank you very much.

*Pokes head out of firebase*

How can you say that Natalie Portman isn't attractive and/or can't act?

So how about Claire Danes, or Reese Witherspoon?

... Errr... Uh-oh... Hey look! What's that over there?

*Jumps back inside fire(proof)base, and activates all defensive measures*

LOL

Lord of the Farce wrote: So how about Claire Danes,

[homer]Hmmmm, Claire Danes[/homer]

What would the plot be?(Regardless, I would be a cameo at best, and "Sir Notappearinginthisfilm" at worst)

Darth Gojira wrote:What would the plot be?(Regardless, I would be a cameo at best, and "Sir Notappearinginthisfilm" at worst)

A young poster, caught up in the Net-wide conflict around him, is tutored by the wise Darth Wong to reach his full potential and master the ways of the Debate, so he can destroy the Evil Troll Empires 'Darkstar' and it's terrifying weapon - the Super chain-reaction Effect... stop me if you've heard this somewhere before.

Rob Wilson wrote: A young poster, caught up in the Net-wide conflict around him, is tutored by the wise Darth Wong to reach his full potential and master the ways of the Debate, so he can destroy the Evil Troll Empires 'Darkstar' and it's terrifying weapon - the Super chain-reaction Effect... stop me if you've heard this somewhere before.

*ROTFLMAOPIMP* Beautiful... I believe the mostly pornographic version of that is already being told.