<Dark Helmet> "Smoke if you got 'em"Ted C wrote:If I may be so bold as to suggest...Lord Poe wrote:Rebel 1: Great, let's go ambush that guard!
Han: No, no. Let's wait here unnecessarily for two hours.
Rebel: You're the boss, boss!
Rebel 1: Great, let's go ambush that guard!
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Making Sullust to Endor Video
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Damn, just had the dumbest idea.
Randomly have the Ewoks petition the Ents from LOTR TTT for assistance in the battle, only to give up on them in disgust after the debate goes on for four days. Cut back to the Ents at the end of the victory celebration, who have only just then decided to form a focus group to study the problem.
Randomly have the Ewoks petition the Ents from LOTR TTT for assistance in the battle, only to give up on them in disgust after the debate goes on for four days. Cut back to the Ents at the end of the victory celebration, who have only just then decided to form a focus group to study the problem.

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I know of a Jazz and a Swing version (and have them both), but have not come across a Muzak version of the song before. Doesn't mean it's not out there though.Darwin wrote:I wonder if someone has come up with a muzak arrangement of the Imperial March...Darth Servo wrote:Were you able to get "Girl From Ipanema" for this scene?Lord Poe wrote:Fade in: Day One 5:00pm EST Fade out
Elevator scene, complete with elevator music, a-la the end of "The Blues Brothers" movie.
Vader and Luke in elevator, about 10-20 seconds.
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heres someone playing it on a classical guitar. doesn't sound all that good but must be hard as hell.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mVvlFdQC-aI[/url]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mVvlFdQC-aI[/url]
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Yeah, but minute is funnier in this context!Vympel wrote:Correction:- I'm pretty sure Leia says "moment" not "minute".
Ted C:

I might try something different.Darth Servo wrote:Were you able to get "Girl From Ipanema" for this scene?
Naa.Darth Servo wrote:Hey, any chance there could be a rebel pilot or stormtrooper reading the Galactic Inquirer?
consequences: Err....no.
You know, I never thought I'd have to completely recreate ROTJ when I started this!! As it is, I'm trying to make a passable Endor bunker exterior, as there's no accurate JA maps that have done this. It's AMAZING what people have made, because of what they HAVEN'T made! I would have thought the locations of the films would be plentiful. (There IS some incredible prequel maps).
But I found something yesterday that made me trash the Luke-Vader arrival I was putting together. Someone made the DS2 hangar!

How cool is that? Also, I redid the Luke costume, and actually made a Han Solo costume. (I was using the one from the game, "space rogue", which looked like crap.)


I'm hoping to get this finished before the month is out.
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Have you seen the Robot Chicken SW special? Maybe an issue of Naboobies would be better?Naa.

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Nah, you wouldn't want to Fap in the cockpit and make a mess you'd have to clean up later. You Fap before the mission, and have 'holy shit we lived through that' sex with your girlfriend after.Vympel wrote:Have you seen the Robot Chicken SW special? Maybe an issue of Naboobies would be better?Naa.
I suggest in-cockpit music. That slowly turns into Queen.

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Have Vader check his watch during this scene. You might have to have him push the edge of his glove up over his wrist.Fade in: Day One 10:00pm EST Fade out
Same scene: Vader and Luke in elevator, about 10-20 seconds.
As to the imperial march muzak, just take the classical guitar version, scratch it up, and quiet it down to just on the edge of identifiability. Voila! Imperial March Muzak!
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Bummer.Lord Poe wrote:You know, sorry everyone. This vid is on indefinite hold. I'm just not into it at the moment.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zKktJPBDCVQLord Poe wrote:You know, sorry everyone. This vid is on indefinite hold. I'm just not into it at the moment.
<breaks out the bullwhip>
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Just have them switching through radio station and arguing.Vehrec wrote:Nah, you wouldn't want to Fap in the cockpit and make a mess you'd have to clean up later. You Fap before the mission, and have 'holy shit we lived through that' sex with your girlfriend after.Vympel wrote:Have you seen the Robot Chicken SW special? Maybe an issue of Naboobies would be better?Naa.
I suggest in-cockpit music. That slowly turns into Queen.
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Umm....
Ok, I think I'm over my hysteria. (Thanks, Darth Servo)
Actually, I have been working on bits and pieces of it this past week. Thanks to TheFenix, I do now have Endor Commandos...but I may not use them in favor of my un-canon guys.
So far, I have the beginning with Vader and Luke done, and all the elevator scenes. I have the outside bunker scene partially finished, the backgrounds for the 12 hour walk in the bunker done, all the voices recorded, added a hilarious scene toward the end with Lando, and I have the Rebel pilots backgrounds, and cockpits done.
Ok, I think I'm over my hysteria. (Thanks, Darth Servo)
Actually, I have been working on bits and pieces of it this past week. Thanks to TheFenix, I do now have Endor Commandos...but I may not use them in favor of my un-canon guys.
So far, I have the beginning with Vader and Luke done, and all the elevator scenes. I have the outside bunker scene partially finished, the backgrounds for the 12 hour walk in the bunker done, all the voices recorded, added a hilarious scene toward the end with Lando, and I have the Rebel pilots backgrounds, and cockpits done.
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Anytime. <puts away the billy club> I also have a "Darkstar celebrates the defeat of Wayne's Sullust to Endor video" essay if you need more motivation.Lord Poe wrote:Ok, I think I'm over my hysteria. (Thanks, Darth Servo)

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Airplane! can inspire so much:
"The shield is still up!"
"Is there anyone on board who knows how to fly a plane?"
If you want to get really ridiculous:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DR1q-V4XYjI
Elevator scene:
Vader: "You ever been in a Death Star before?"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_cANNP4ibgM
"The shield is still up!"
"Is there anyone on board who knows how to fly a plane?"
If you want to get really ridiculous:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DR1q-V4XYjI
Elevator scene:
Vader: "You ever been in a Death Star before?"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_cANNP4ibgM
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Thanks but I shouldn't be taking much credit for nods to "Airplane!" or its sequel.
Rebel fleet PA announcer: Bad news everyone, Luke has been captured and taken before the Emperor. The commando team on the surface has just been ambushed and the shield around the Death Star is still up.
Random rebel: Are you telling us absolutely everything?
PA announcer: Not exactly. We're also out of coffee.
<panic, riots and utter chaos>
Rebel fleet PA announcer: Bad news everyone, Luke has been captured and taken before the Emperor. The commando team on the surface has just been ambushed and the shield around the Death Star is still up.
Random rebel: Are you telling us absolutely everything?
PA announcer: Not exactly. We're also out of coffee.
<panic, riots and utter chaos>
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Maybe a good house of cards being built?
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