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Posted: 2005-01-09 04:35am
by Darth Wong
Very nice muscle development, jmac. Mind you, I'm of the chauvanistic school of thought that I should have more muscles than my girlfriend, so if I were Aerius, I would have to work out like crazy and gulp down protein powder by the keg in order to match you

Posted: 2005-01-09 05:05am
by Shinova
Hmmm, jmac looks like she could squeeze a guy to death in sex.

Posted: 2005-01-09 07:36am
by Shroom Man 777
It looks...scary...mommy

Posted: 2005-01-09 10:35am
by Enigma
RedImperator wrote:
You look like you can crack walnuts with those thighs.
Jmac thighs, the "Nutcracker".

Posted: 2005-01-09 10:46am
by aerius
Shinova wrote:Hmmm, jmac looks like she could squeeze a guy to death in sex.

Getting squeezed to death while having sex with her happens to be one of my recurring dreams. I'd say it's better than being repeatedly stabbed in the throat with an icepick as in
Basic Instinct.
Darth Wong wrote:Mind you, I'm of the chauvanistic school of thought that I should have more muscles than my girlfriend, so if I were Aerius, I would have to work out like crazy and gulp down protein powder by the keg in order to match you

If I ended up more like my dad I'd actually have a shot at that, then again I'd also be about 5'4" to 5'5" instead of 5'11". At least I still have bigger arms than my GF, if only by a couple millimetres...
Posted: 2005-01-09 01:40pm
by Tsyroc
aerius wrote:
Getting squeezed to death while having sex with her happens to be one of my recurring dreams. I'd say it's better than being repeatedly stabbed in the throat with an icepick as in Basic Instinct.
IIRC the guy who died that way in
Goldeneye had a big slightly pained grin on his face after he died. I don't think any of the dead guys from
Basic Instinct were smiling.
Posted: 2005-01-09 11:02pm
by J
RedImperator wrote:You look like you can crack walnuts with those thighs.
Shinova wrote:Hmmm, jmac looks like she could squeeze a guy to death in sex.

Hmmm, never thought about that...the first, probable as it may look to you just isn't happening, while the latter is entirely possible....
Darth Wong wrote:Very nice muscle development, jmac. Mind you, I'm of the chauvanistic school of thought that I should have more muscles than my girlfriend, so if I were Aerius, I would have to work out like crazy and gulp down protein powder by the keg in order to match you

Thank you! That was back in my competition days a bit over five months before I went for the Olympic Trials as I remember it...the result of countless hours in the pool and lifting tons of weights in the gym, and having good genes doesn't hurt either, thanks mom!
Oh yeah, who wants to see a slightly more revealing version of the last picture? Me & the photoslave have come up with a mutually agreeable version...
Posted: 2005-01-09 11:43pm
by XaLEv
jmac wrote: Oh yeah, who wants to see a slightly more revealing version of the last picture? Me & the photoslave have come up with a mutually agreeable version...
Does it contain more of the beach? Cuz that's what I really want to see. Mmm... eroded silicon.
Posted: 2005-01-10 12:02am
by SpacedTeddyBear
Ever thought about getting those legs insured Jmac?
Seriously, those are some of the nicest none airbrushed legs I've ever seen. Aerius better be worshipping those.
Posted: 2005-01-10 07:09am
by Col. Crackpot
*squeezes a lump of coal between jmac's thighs, waits hour, pulls out diamond.
Posted: 2005-01-10 11:54am
by Jason von Evil
RedImperator wrote:
You look like you can crack walnuts with those thighs.
How do you think Aerius became her slave?

Posted: 2005-01-10 01:24pm
by Darth Wong
Of course, this means that if Aerius ever cheats on her, she'll be able to kick the shit out of him without breaking a sweat.
Posted: 2005-01-10 03:13pm
by Howedar
Aerius is a skinny little motherfucker though, he might be able to run away

Posted: 2005-01-10 03:36pm
by aerius
Howedar wrote:Aerius is a skinny little motherfucker though, he might be able to run away

In my high school cross-country days I would've had a decent chance of doing that, nowadays all I have a shot at is beating her in a 20 metre sprint to the car.

Posted: 2005-06-05 07:29pm
by J
Also from the Cuba beach vacation. We must've taken hundreds of pictures on that trip (a lot of them were pretty naughty I might add), so many in fact that we're all still finding new ones and sending them to each other five years later!
I'm ah..topless in the photo which is why it's cropped where it is.
Posted: 2005-06-05 08:45pm
by Tinkerbell
Wow. I'm impressed. At both the legs and the 5 pictures worth of jmac's legs.
:briefly considers posting:
:decides that it's just asking for people to get into trouble:
Posted: 2005-06-05 08:48pm
by Uraniun235
It's only trouble if we see the frisky bits.
Posted: 2005-06-05 08:52pm
by Tinkerbell
Uraniun235 wrote:It's only trouble if we see the frisky bits.
I didn't mean that. The pictures themselves, and the fine line between a compliment and people getting yelled at.
Posted: 2005-06-05 08:56pm
by Spanky The Dolphin
What, we'd yell at you because of your legs?
Jmac: Very nice set of legs there. Long enough to be sexy, but strong enough to be a bit intimidating.

Posted: 2005-06-05 08:58pm
by Tinkerbell
Spanky The Dolphin wrote:What, we'd yell at you because of your legs?

No, people getting yelled at for commenting on them.
Posted: 2005-06-05 09:02pm
by Batman
Spanky The Dolphin wrote:What, we'd yell at you because of your legs?
Seconded. I have no clue what Tink's talking about. somebody else getting yelled at for commenting on Tink's legs I can see, what with her being underage, but somebody yelling at
her?

Posted: 2005-06-05 09:04pm
by Tinkerbell
Batman wrote:Spanky The Dolphin wrote:What, we'd yell at you because of your legs?
Seconded. I have no clue what Tink's talking about. somebody else getting yelled at for commenting on Tink's legs I can see, what with her being underage, but somebody yelling at
her?

:points to post right above yours:
I don't think I'm going to get yelled at.
I'm just tentative because of the potential for other problems.
Posted: 2005-06-05 09:07pm
by Spanky The Dolphin
xBlackFlash wrote:Spanky The Dolphin wrote:What, we'd yell at you because of your legs?

No, people getting yelled at for commenting on them.
I don't really see it as much of a problem, to be honest. I mean, I'm probably one of the bigger proponents over the whole age barrier thing, but you're like, what was it, just a couple months or so under the limit? It's not like you're only fourteen and you'd be posting a topless image and the rest of us would reply with "I'd like me a piece of that" junk.
I just don't see much real harm in it.
Posted: 2005-06-05 09:12pm
by Batman
xBlackFlash wrote:
I don't think I'm going to get yelled at.
I'm just tentative because of the potential for other problems.
Tink?
Let us who are going to be yelled at deal with it. If you feel like posting those pics, post those pics.
What with 65 years worth of Robin being around the cave everybody thinks I'm a pedophile anyway.
A
gay pedophile, at that.
Err-this isn't one of those
post pictures and nothing else or so help me Valen I'll smite you threads,is it?

Posted: 2005-06-05 09:13pm
by J
xBlackFlash wrote:I don't think I'm going to get yelled at.
I'm just tentative because of the potential for other problems.
I wouldn't worry about it, if we have any problems we'll deal with them then.
If you're just not comfortable with posting pictures that's ok, it's all voluntary and for fun so if it's not fun & good for you, you shouldn't feel obligated to post.