Alyrium Denryle wrote:*head grows back* It takes a few seconds......I am protected from death by certain spells who's specifics I will not mention.
Oh really? Well two can play at that game.
*snaps fingers, Gnomes head collapses in and becomes a singularity*
I call it my singularity attack
*a new head, factory direct from GNOMICON, and priced to delight is delivered via FedEx (nope, not even in the Gnomish Empire is there a better mail delivery service), and DGG reattaches it thusly*
I must say being sliced by that thing is painful though...*takes out sword of sin* This should allow me to parry your attacks*preps to parry, thus rendering gnome's sword useless*
GALE Force Biological Agent/
BOTM/Great Dolphin Conspiracy/ Entomology and Evolutionary Biology Subdirector:SD.net Dept. of Biological Sciences
There is Grandeur in the View of Life; it fills me with a Deep Wonder, and Intense Cynicism.
Alyrium Denryle wrote:*head grows back* It takes a few seconds......I am protected from death by certain spells who's specifics I will not mention.
Oh really? Well two can play at that game.
*snaps fingers, Gnomes head collapses in and becomes a singularity*
I call it my singularity attack
*a new head, factory direct from GNOMICON, and priced to delight is delivered via FedEx (nope, not even in the Gnomish Empire is there a better mail delivery service), and DGG reattaches it thusly*
I believe we have a stalemate then, good sir.
To be honest it is only 1 spell...You will have noticed when you cut me in half that my appendix has been removed.
GALE Force Biological Agent/
BOTM/Great Dolphin Conspiracy/ Entomology and Evolutionary Biology Subdirector:SD.net Dept. of Biological Sciences
There is Grandeur in the View of Life; it fills me with a Deep Wonder, and Intense Cynicism.
Gnomes, Death mages, can't we agree here and decide to have peace between the two evils. I mean if individually you are so powerful think how powerful you would be if you joined forces to rule the wor...
What evil have I just released?
'After 9/11, it was "You're with us or your with the terrorists." Now its "You're with Straha or you support racism."' ' - The Romulan Republic
'You're a bully putting on an air of civility while saying that everything western and/or capitalistic must be bad, and a lot of other posters (loomer, Stas Bush, Gandalf) are also going along with it for their own personal reasons (Stas in particular is looking through rose colored glasses)' - Darth Yan
Straha wrote:Gnomes, Death mages, can't we agree here and decide to have peace between the two evils. I mean if individually you are so powerful think how powerful you would be if you joined forces to rule the wor...
What evil have I just released?
BLASPHEMER! THE EMPEROR DURANDAL SHALL RULE! For I am but his servant. He is many times more powerful thanme...But as his Minister of Sin I shall carry on is work!
Now...should the Gnomes become subserviant to my lord Emperor...
GALE Force Biological Agent/
BOTM/Great Dolphin Conspiracy/ Entomology and Evolutionary Biology Subdirector:SD.net Dept. of Biological Sciences
There is Grandeur in the View of Life; it fills me with a Deep Wonder, and Intense Cynicism.
Straha wrote:Gnomes, Death mages, can't we agree here and decide to have peace between the two evils. I mean if individually you are so powerful think how powerful you would be if you joined forces to rule the wor...
What evil have I just released?
BLASPHEMER! THE EMPEROR DURANDAL SHALL RULE! For I am but his servant. He is many times more powerful thanme...But as his Minister of Sin I shall carry on is work!
Now...should the Gnomes become subserviant to my lord Emperor...
why don't you just make the Gnomes equal to you, and then work together for Durandal. Then when you are finished conquering the universe you can go back at each other.
'After 9/11, it was "You're with us or your with the terrorists." Now its "You're with Straha or you support racism."' ' - The Romulan Republic
'You're a bully putting on an air of civility while saying that everything western and/or capitalistic must be bad, and a lot of other posters (loomer, Stas Bush, Gandalf) are also going along with it for their own personal reasons (Stas in particular is looking through rose colored glasses)' - Darth Yan
Straha wrote:Gnomes, Death mages, can't we agree here and decide to have peace between the two evils. I mean if individually you are so powerful think how powerful you would be if you joined forces to rule the wor...
What evil have I just released?
Umm last time you talked to someone in TGOD I ended up having a frigging EXCESSION-TECH CULTURE ROU ON MY ASS!!!
Straha wrote:Gnomes, Death mages, can't we agree here and decide to have peace between the two evils. I mean if individually you are so powerful think how powerful you would be if you joined forces to rule the wor...
What evil have I just released?
Umm last time you talked to someone in TGOD I ended up having a frigging EXCESSION-TECH CULTURE ROU ON MY ASS!!!
Oh, er, right... guess I should shut up now right?
'After 9/11, it was "You're with us or your with the terrorists." Now its "You're with Straha or you support racism."' ' - The Romulan Republic
'You're a bully putting on an air of civility while saying that everything western and/or capitalistic must be bad, and a lot of other posters (loomer, Stas Bush, Gandalf) are also going along with it for their own personal reasons (Stas in particular is looking through rose colored glasses)' - Darth Yan
Straha wrote:Gnomes, Death mages, can't we agree here and decide to have peace between the two evils. I mean if individually you are so powerful think how powerful you would be if you joined forces to rule the wor...
What evil have I just released?
None, the battle conitinues. So says the prophecy made at the fires of Mount Stubby,
"One Gnome to rule them all."
And so it shall be!
Alyrium Denryle wrote:Now...should the Gnomes become subserviant to my lord Emperor...
Already trying to engage in peace talks eh? But I will have none of this! Look out to the stars, what do you see? The Gnomish Empire! I have conquered galaxies, subjegated foes, and brought destruction upon those who oppose me. What reason have I to surrender to you? If you want to talk, we'll talk. But becoming a servant toyourEmpire? I think you overestimate your chances!
Straha wrote:Gnomes, Death mages, can't we agree here and decide to have peace between the two evils. I mean if individually you are so powerful think how powerful you would be if you joined forces to rule the wor...
What evil have I just released?
BLASPHEMER! THE EMPEROR DURANDAL SHALL RULE! For I am but his servant. He is many times more powerful thanme...But as his Minister of Sin I shall carry on is work!
Now...should the Gnomes become subserviant to my lord Emperor...
why don't you just make the Gnomes equal to you, and then work together for Durandal. Then when you are finished conquering the universe you can go back at each other.
That would give them to much time to prepare...They must either serve..or be destroyed
GALE Force Biological Agent/
BOTM/Great Dolphin Conspiracy/ Entomology and Evolutionary Biology Subdirector:SD.net Dept. of Biological Sciences
There is Grandeur in the View of Life; it fills me with a Deep Wonder, and Intense Cynicism.
Straha wrote:Gnomes, Death mages, can't we agree here and decide to have peace between the two evils. I mean if individually you are so powerful think how powerful you would be if you joined forces to rule the wor...
What evil have I just released?
Umm last time you talked to someone in TGOD I ended up having a frigging EXCESSION-TECH CULTURE ROU ON MY ASS!!!
Oh, er, right... guess I should shut up now right?
And I was rather getting to like my EAS Valkyrie too. Now I hafta build a new ship and get a Quantum-Crystalline Armor Gelcoat for my Camaro...
Alyrium Denryle wrote:
BLASPHEMER! THE EMPEROR DURANDAL SHALL RULE! For I am but his servant. He is many times more powerful thanme...But as his Minister of Sin I shall carry on is work!
Now...should the Gnomes become subserviant to my lord Emperor...
why don't you just make the Gnomes equal to you, and then work together for Durandal. Then when you are finished conquering the universe you can go back at each other.
That would give them to much time to prepare...They must either serve..or be destroyed
But you would have equal time to prepare too, and besides you are Durandal's Favorite, wouldn't he support you in your battle to get rid of the Gnomes after they have served him?
'After 9/11, it was "You're with us or your with the terrorists." Now its "You're with Straha or you support racism."' ' - The Romulan Republic
'You're a bully putting on an air of civility while saying that everything western and/or capitalistic must be bad, and a lot of other posters (loomer, Stas Bush, Gandalf) are also going along with it for their own personal reasons (Stas in particular is looking through rose colored glasses)' - Darth Yan
Straha wrote:Gnomes, Death mages, can't we agree here and decide to have peace between the two evils. I mean if individually you are so powerful think how powerful you would be if you joined forces to rule the wor...
What evil have I just released?
None, the battle conitinues. So says the prophecy made at the fires of Mount Stubby,
"One Gnome to rule them all."
And so it shall be!
Did it say "One Gnome to rule them all, Tommorow"? No! It didn't, what you can do is use Durandal's Expansion to clear away all future competitors and then deal with your biggest threat, Alyrium and Durandal.
'After 9/11, it was "You're with us or your with the terrorists." Now its "You're with Straha or you support racism."' ' - The Romulan Republic
'You're a bully putting on an air of civility while saying that everything western and/or capitalistic must be bad, and a lot of other posters (loomer, Stas Bush, Gandalf) are also going along with it for their own personal reasons (Stas in particular is looking through rose colored glasses)' - Darth Yan
Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:
Umm last time you talked to someone in TGOD I ended up having a frigging EXCESSION-TECH CULTURE ROU ON MY ASS!!!
Oh, er, right... guess I should shut up now right?
And I was rather getting to like my EAS Valkyrie too. Now I hafta build a new ship and get a Quantum-Crystalline Armor Gelcoat for my Camaro...
Ehh, drop by HL later today, they'll get the stuff preped, all you have to do is fit it together.
'After 9/11, it was "You're with us or your with the terrorists." Now its "You're with Straha or you support racism."' ' - The Romulan Republic
'You're a bully putting on an air of civility while saying that everything western and/or capitalistic must be bad, and a lot of other posters (loomer, Stas Bush, Gandalf) are also going along with it for their own personal reasons (Stas in particular is looking through rose colored glasses)' - Darth Yan
Already trying to engage in peace talks eh? But I will have none of this! Look out to the stars, what do you see? The Gnomish Empire! I have conquered galaxies, subjegated foes, and brought destruction upon those who oppose me. What reason have I to surrender to you? If you want to talk, we'll talk. But becoming a servant toyourEmpire? I think you overestimate your chances!
Galaxies? HAHAHAHAHAHAhA! I have destroyed planes of existence, and subjugated others to my will. What do you think my emperor can do? Not only is he powerful...but his intellect is unmatched
GALE Force Biological Agent/
BOTM/Great Dolphin Conspiracy/ Entomology and Evolutionary Biology Subdirector:SD.net Dept. of Biological Sciences
There is Grandeur in the View of Life; it fills me with a Deep Wonder, and Intense Cynicism.
Straha wrote:Gnomes, Death mages, can't we agree here and decide to have peace between the two evils. I mean if individually you are so powerful think how powerful you would be if you joined forces to rule the wor...
What evil have I just released?
None, the battle conitinues. So says the prophecy made at the fires of Mount Stubby,
"One Gnome to rule them all."
And so it shall be!
Did it say "One Gnome to rule them all, Tommorow"? No! It didn't, what you can do is use Durandal's Expansion to clear away all future competitors and then deal with your biggest threat, Alyrium and Durandal.
Thank you for preparing us for his betrayal should he surrender
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GALE Force Biological Agent/
BOTM/Great Dolphin Conspiracy/ Entomology and Evolutionary Biology Subdirector:SD.net Dept. of Biological Sciences
There is Grandeur in the View of Life; it fills me with a Deep Wonder, and Intense Cynicism.
Straha wrote:Did it say "One Gnome to rule them all, Tommorow"? No! It didn't, what you can do is use Durandal's Expansion to clear away all future competitors and then deal with your biggest threat, Alyrium and Durandal.
Are you some sotra mediator or something? I don't think either sides are negotiating for peace here...
And so, mighty Alyrium, whenisbig boss Durandal going to show up and teach me a lesson, hmmm? You've been jabbering about him endlessly, and yet, hes a no-show. Dissapointing, most dissapointing.
Straha wrote:Did it say "One Gnome to rule them all, Tommorow"? No! It didn't, what you can do is use Durandal's Expansion to clear away all future competitors and then deal with your biggest threat, Alyrium and Durandal.
Are you some sotra mediator or something? I don't think either sides are negotiating for peace here...
And so, mighty Alyrium, whenisbig boss Durandal going to show up and teach me a lesson, hmmm? You've been jabbering about him endlessly, and yet, hes a no-show. Dissapointing, most dissapointing.
NO NO! Don't say that, all evil lords come when Caled, it worked with TOWNMBSS(sp?), Voldemort, Jesus, etc. and now you are just begging for trouble!!!!
::hides underneath the inpenetrable table of life::
'After 9/11, it was "You're with us or your with the terrorists." Now its "You're with Straha or you support racism."' ' - The Romulan Republic
'You're a bully putting on an air of civility while saying that everything western and/or capitalistic must be bad, and a lot of other posters (loomer, Stas Bush, Gandalf) are also going along with it for their own personal reasons (Stas in particular is looking through rose colored glasses)' - Darth Yan
Straha wrote:
why don't you just make the Gnomes equal to you, and then work together for Durandal. Then when you are finished conquering the universe you can go back at each other.
That would give them to much time to prepare...They must either serve..or be destroyed
But you would have equal time to prepare too, and besides you are Durandal's Favorite, wouldn't he support you in your battle to get rid of the Gnomes after they have served him?
Favorite..perhaps not. I am in the inner circle, but there may be someone SOMEWHERE that he favors more...probably a female....But he will in all likelyhood support me.
We however have no need for the gnome..I alone am capable of twisting the fabric of existence, and tearing it assunder to fit my purposes.
GALE Force Biological Agent/
BOTM/Great Dolphin Conspiracy/ Entomology and Evolutionary Biology Subdirector:SD.net Dept. of Biological Sciences
There is Grandeur in the View of Life; it fills me with a Deep Wonder, and Intense Cynicism.
Straha wrote:Did it say "One Gnome to rule them all, Tommorow"? No! It didn't, what you can do is use Durandal's Expansion to clear away all future competitors and then deal with your biggest threat, Alyrium and Durandal.
Are you some sotra mediator or something? I don't think either sides are negotiating for peace here...
And so, mighty Alyrium, whenisbig boss Durandal going to show up and teach me a lesson, hmmm? You've been jabbering about him endlessly, and yet, hes a no-show. Dissapointing, most dissapointing.
He prefers to remain aloof and distant from the actual battles...Who, however, do you think taught me how to do most of the horrible things I am capable of? Though I am gfted...every mage starts out as an apprentice...Who praytell do you think my master was?
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GALE Force Biological Agent/
BOTM/Great Dolphin Conspiracy/ Entomology and Evolutionary Biology Subdirector:SD.net Dept. of Biological Sciences
There is Grandeur in the View of Life; it fills me with a Deep Wonder, and Intense Cynicism.
Quit quoting the whole thing stupids. You're gonna fuck up the format.
Alyrium Denryle wrote:We however have no need for the gnome..I alone am capable of twisting the fabric of existence, and tearing it assunder to fit my purposes.
Brag, brag, brag. Put your money where your mouth is tough guy. And I'm still waiting for your all-powerful leader to appear and silence this last critic. Waiting...
Alyrium Denryle wrote:He prefers to remain aloof and distant from the actual battles...Who, however, do you think taught me how to do most of the horrible things I am capable of? Though I am gfted...every mage starts out as an apprentice...Who praytell do you think my master was?
He's no warrior then. A teacher maybe, but somebody ready to combat at a moments notice? Nah.
He sounds like a lazy bum who got old and decided to send his cronies to do all the work, if you ask me.
He is many times more powerful thanme...But as his Minister of Sin I shall carry on is work!
