MISSIONS LAUNCH
VOSKHOD V, APRIL 1965
"Whoever's tapping the pencil...if you value your life, please stop.", the comissar growled. The annoying tapping stopped imeddiately, and suddenly, for just the slightest moment, people in the launch control center were thankful they had this angry man with a gun in here.
The comissar didn't care, though. He paced over to the flight control console and its occupant, "How many more of those test launches are you planning on, comrade chief designer?"
Syrgy Pavylyvych took a momentary break from observing status lights on his console. He considered the answer for a few moments and then finally replied, "As many as are necessary, comrade comissar. We are still finding new problems and kinks with the capsule, and it is to be expected: it is a radically new design, after all."
Syrgy saw this explanation as sufficient, and since all the lights were green, he turned the ignitiion key.
It was a perfect liftoff, but unfortunately, Commienist computer technology once again proved it wasn't
quite up to snuff.
***
RANGER I, MAY 1965
"Whoever's tapping the pencil, if you value your life, please stop."
The tapping didn't stop. The engineer doing it glared at director Gray, as if challenging him to do something about it. The Director really, really wished he had an angry man with a gun with him at this time.
Maximilian von Shapp dealt with the problem, though. He might not have had a gun, but an angry German Shepherd with a maw full of sharp teeth sufficed.
The engineer whimpered and curled up into a fetal ball.
"Ja. Can ve get on with ze program, director? Mein little astronauts, ja, they are impatient.", Maximillian's owner, Wehrner von Shapp, had little to do the last season. He pretty much signed of on various papers and proposals, and had to deal with one strange occurance, when an astronaut had disappeared, only to be replaced by someone else entirely.
Not that it took much fixing: except for von Shapp, nobody saw anything happen, and the paperwork seemed to have been in order.
"Yes, yes, we'll resume the manned program at some time in the future. You know perfectly well we had to shut down Mercury after the Johnson disaster."
"Jawohl, jawohl. I'm just complaining, you know? Otherwise you'd throw me out and I wouldn't get to watch first close-up pictures of the Moon on ze big zcreen, ja?"
"Uh...you do know it will be a week from now until we get any pictures, right?"
"No worries. I brought lunch."
Director Gray couldn't comment on that, as both men had their attention turn towards ze big zcreen, where the first ever Titan launch was happening. The massive rocket lifted off with no problems, giant writing sliding majestically in front of the cameras.
An engineer commented, "Is there a reason we sign our rockets?"
"It's so that the Zenobians can't claim they're commienist space junk!"
"Fuck yeah! They'll, like, fly to space and BAM, Murcan rockets!"
"Right! And they'll flip them off! We need to draw giant middle fingers on them!"
"Somebody write this down, quick!"
With their banter, the three engineers almost managed to miss the mission step they actually took part in - the trans-lunar injection. Fortunately, all was wrapped up on time, and launch controllers could imagine their rockets flipping Zenobia off from space during lunch.
Or six lunches, for that matter. Unmanned missions were so boring.
Somehow, however, the first blurry, unfocused images of the Moon made even the most meat-headed people in Mission Control just...shut up.
"Wow.", the engineer who first proposed Murcan rockets carry giant flip-off signs said.
"The Moon..."
"Wow. The Moon!"
"Holy shit, people. Do you know what we did here? There's a satellite orbiting the Moon. Our satellite. Holy shit. Man."
Even more surprisingly, the solemn mood was not broken by a high-school level comment for entire fifteen minutes.
Which was enough for journalists not to report on what happened next, thankfully.
***
VOSKHOD VI, JUNE 1965
The mission launched. The rocket flew. The capsule separated, activated and re-entered.
People called this flight routine ; But for Syrgy Pavylyvych, routine was
good. He could use more routine.
