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Darth Garden Gnome wrote:Awww, but the guys in the Navy have such big guns!

*double innocent look*

*trains 5in guns on DGG and koji* Don't even think about it.

Dalton wrote:Hah.

*mutters darkly about cocky Supermods and what they can go do with themselves in the mod forum*

Zaia wrote:Another pairing I've always had in my head is XaLEv with Raxmei. I think that's because of the X's, though, which is a lame reason to genetically engineer people to procreate.

Hmm, nothing to do with the rat avatars?

RogueIce wrote:And hey, I think this is pretty darn siggable! Can someone put me in their sig? Please?

*gets phone and calls 1-888-KSMYASS even though Dalton ended up in there, but it's worth a shot (Damn you, Dalton...)*

*ringring*

[drab, emotionless voice of a switchboard operator]

Hello, Zaia Enterprises. *sighs* How may I help you.

No, I'm sorry, that position has already been filled.

Uh huh. Yes.

Special circumstances? Yes, sir, I understand that you'd really like to be sigged and all, but, well, really. After what you said to kojikun about the Navy?!

Ok, I understand that you aren't really interested in men like that, but it's all in fun, you know.

....Well, let me tell you this. If you apologize to koj and tell him that he can do what he likes with the Navy boys, I'll talk to her and see if she can fit you in. Dalton's quote isn't too long, so there should be enough space, provided you are willing to compromise.

You'll think on it? Alright, sir, call back soon and let us know your decision. I'll be waiting here with baited breath. Really. I will.

*hangs up phone and sighs*

I love my job, I love my job, I love my job...

[/operator]

XaLEv wrote:

Zaia wrote:Another pairing I've always had in my head is XaLEv with Raxmei. I think that's because of the X's, though, which is a lame reason to genetically engineer people to procreate.

Hmm, nothing to do with the rat avatars?

Oh, does he have one too? That would explain the association. I haven't seen him post in a while, so I didn't remember that he had one. Thanks, babe!

Zaia wrote:*ringring*

[drab, emotionless voice of a switchboard operator]

Hello, Zaia Enterprises. *sighs* How may I help you.

No, I'm sorry, that position has already been filled.

Uh huh. Yes.

Special circumstances? Yes, sir, I understand that you'd really like to be sigged and all, but, well, really. After what you said to kojikun about the Navy?!

Ok, I understand that you aren't really interested in men like that, but it's all in fun, you know.

....Well, let me tell you this. If you apologize to koj and tell him that he can do what he likes with the Navy boys, I'll talk to her and see if she can fit you in. Dalton's quote isn't too long, so there should be enough space, provided you are willing to compromise.

You'll think on it? Alright, sir, call back soon and let us know your decision. I'll be waiting here with baited breath. Really. I will.

*hangs up phone and sighs*

I love my job, I love my job, I love my job...

[/operator]

Ok, I'm game. Koji, sorry for being so mean. But I'm looking out for them. This being the US Military, if they were to do that with you, they'd get kicked out. And I don't think that'd be nice, y'know? Because, well, we'd be out a Navy then. So I hope you understand why I had to say no. It was for the good of the service.

*ringring*

[drab, emotionless voice of the same switchboard operator, later that day]

Hello, Zaia Enterprises. Let me guess, you want me to do something for you. Fucking customers, I swear... Well, what is it!?!!

Oh, it's you again. Hello, Mr. Ice. Yes, of course, how could I forget you. It's not like hundreds of other people don't call all day long. Of course I'd remember you specifically. *rolls eyes*

Oh, yes, right, right. I haven't actually spoken with her yet about it, but she's a fairly easy-going lady, so I'm sure she'll be game.

Right.

Uh huh.

Look, I'm an unhappily married, middle-aged woman. I really don't want to hear about her breasts, ok? Sor-ry. *rolls eyes again, holds phone against her shoulder and crosses her arms across her chest*

Ok, so, I'll send up your paperwork right after I get off the phone with you, and you should be seeing some results within the hour. Alright, sir?

Thank you. Hopefully we'll be doing business with you again soon. Yes. Lovely. Have a blissfully super day, or whatever stupid shit I'm supposed to say to you.

*scowls and hangs up phone*

Damn shitty job. Who'd have thought there'd be so many people calling to be put in a stupid sig?! Jeeezus. I feel like beating that woman with my heels. I think I'd rather be one of Durandal's hairdressers than doing this crap much longer....

*gets out Rolodex*

[/operator]

Zaia wrote:*ringring*

[drab, emotionless voice of the same switchboard operator, later that day]

Hello, Zaia Enterprises. Let me guess, you want me to do something for you. Fucking customers, I swear... Well, what is it!?!!

Oh, it's you again. Hello, Mr. Ice. Yes, of course, how could I forget you. It's not like hundreds of other people don't call all day long. Of course I'd remember you specifically. *rolls eyes*

Oh, yes, right, right. I haven't actually spoken with her yet about it, but she's a fairly easy-going lady, so I'm sure she'll be game.

Right.

Uh huh.

Look, I'm an unhappily married, middle-aged woman. I really don't want to hear about her breasts, ok? Sor-ry. *rolls eyes again, holds phone against her shoulder and crosses her arms across her chest*

Ok, so, I'll send up your paperwork right after I get off the phone with you, and you should be seeing some results within the hour. Alright, sir?

Thank you. Hopefully we'll be doing business with you again soon. Yes. Lovely. Have a blissfully super day, or whatever stupid shit I'm supposed to say to you.

*scowls and hangs up phone*

Damn shitty job. Who'd have thought there'd be so many people calling to be put in a stupid sig?! Jeeezus. I feel like beating that woman with my heels. I think I'd rather be one of Durandal's hairdressers than doing this crap much longer....

*gets out Rolodex*

[/operator]

Strangely enough how I feel some days...c'mon there has to be stranger combos...think like Wong and Shep...what type of being that union would create.

Wong and Shep... The child would probably rant about Fundies taking his guns away or something.

Ghost Rider wrote:Strangely enough how I feel some days...c'mon there has to be stranger combos...think like Wong and Shep...what type of being that union would create.

Does the word "Apocolypse" have any meaning to you?

Ghost Rider wrote:Strangely enough how I feel some days...

That you'd rather be Durandal's hairdresser?!?!!!

c'mon there has to be stranger combos...think like Wong and Shep...what type of being that union would create.

A pitifully confused individual.

And I like my pairing of D.W. w/Einy better. But maybe that's just me.

I think there was some horribly retarded mismangled posting shit going on, but from the boys in the military that I know, noone really cares unless youre trying to stick your dick where they dont want it.

besides, noone said this had to be on military grounds >D

Hmmm, who should we get Iggy to procreate with? He and Cyran would make the ultimate BM....

Zaia wrote:Hmmm, who should we get Iggy to procreate with? He and Cyran would make the ultimate BM....

I already got him. Him and Sea Skimmer.

And, I'VE BEEN SIGGED! YAAAAAAY!!!!! THANK YOU ZAIA!!

I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you!!



EDIT: Of course, Dalton's on top of me...but then, what else is new?

And yes, I will leave it like that.

lmfao.. i didnt need that image rogue x.X

Zaia wrote:fgalkin: What about Pavel's dream? Him and aerius, together forever! *shudders*

How about NO. I'll have to kill Pavel with a ball point pen and euthanize the poor kid. We can't have Pavel's DNA contaminating the genepool.

Now XaLEv would be an interesting match. We've both watched some mighty sick porn and can laugh at things that make most other people wanna throw up. Our child would be the most desensitized kid ever.

But since I don't swing that way I'll take jmac and have some nice normal kids.

Shep + Vympel

This would cause the creation of a rabid tank-whore, combining the
precision of the Panzertruppe and the crushing mass of the Red Army,
and having greater power than even Sea Skimmer, and the offpring would then sieze control
of the HAB...and...

Hey, why's the HAB secret police looking at me that way? Why these
DNA samples of me and Vympel? Just for research!

Oh, the cloning tanks? Also for resea-HEY, UNHAND ME!

<Sheppard is dragged off into the night and fog by the HAB secret police
kicking and screaming>

MKSheppard wrote:

<Sheppard is dragged off into the night and fog by the HAB secret police
kicking and screaming>

:::::: several sniper shots ring out from an unknown location and kill shep's captors:::::

(why does everyone pull the secret police thing??)

Axis Kast and Marina.

'We must bring freedom to the whole world...by killing everybody who opposes us!'

HemlockGrey wrote:Axis Kast and Marina.

'We must bring freedom to the whole world...by killing everybody who opposes us!'

I nominate that for the best quote of this thread....

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My own idea now...

Shep + Marina:

The child would be torn between short single sentence rants consisting of

"Fuck you, you pusbag."

or a 10 page essay on why that person is a waste of DNA

How about 10 pages of "Fuck you, you pussbag"?

Laird + Darkstar

The child would by far be the most ignorant ever, and have an ego big enough to make dorkstar's wall of ignorance look like a pencil dot on a piece of paper...

When the hell did I get a job at Zaia Enterprises???

Here are a few:

DarkStar and Timothy Jones: The child's pretty much the same as his/her/it's parents. Besides, they probably fantasize about each other every night anyway.

RayCav and patkelly: Doesn't matter. The child will eventually be executed for being an extremely sick fuck anyway.

Shep and Zaia: A music teacher than only plays a beer jug and eventually turns the day's lesson into a rant on guns.

I'll stop there.

No one mentioned me yet. I don't know whether I should be dissapointed, or happy.

Have a very nice day.
-fgalkin

fgalkin wrote:No one mentioned me yet. I don't know whether I should be dissapointed, or happy.

If that's the way you want it...

You and...Alyrium Denryle. Nobody's mentioned him yet.