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So, can I get a wholly island nation like last time and pretty much let it run autonomously until I decide to pillage random nations for resources? That'll affect what kind of military I decide to build.

EDIT: Also, I'm proposing a few things for the Army section:

National Heavy ABM (x4) @ 4pts
Point-Defense Heavy ABM (x8) @ 4pts
Theatre ABM (x16) @ 3pts

Okay...I have finished writing about the Great War.

Bean, check out my post in the History thread, especially the parts about Khitan (Titles: Colonial Ambition, Second Khitan Colonization Wave, Khitan Rebellion),and see if they suit you. If not, let me know and I'll re-write them.

Everybody else, see if you like the Great War and let me know if something has to be changed.

BTW, I will need to remove the "Brief" from "Brief history of the Constitutional Republic of PeZookia"

As far as my preliminary OOB goes:
I figured I'd need a navy mostly to control the shoreline and project modest amounts of power for disaster relief etc.

Hence the huge number of corvettes, and those oilers and surface comabatants and SSNs are for protecting the LHDs on deployments.
I didn't bother with 3rd gen fighters ; On second thought, I probably should get some AWACS planes, but I can just spam ground-based radars for defence

I'd really like to go over that with other FUN countries.

The transport are for deploying paratroopers mostly.
Mostly defensive, and probably too heavy for that (lots of artillery )

PeZook, that's... quite a small navy you have there. The army I was looking at is more oriented to sea control and amphibious assault (I'm stacking 2 Marine regiments plus 2 Armor Divisions and only 1 Infantry and Airbourne).

I guess with that, my army is smaller than yours, but a much stronger navy.

Fingolfin_Noldor wrote:PeZook, that's... quite a small navy you have there. The army I was looking at is more oriented to sea control and amphibious assault (I'm stacking 2 Marine regiments plus 2 Armor Divisions and only 1 Infantry and Airbourne).

I guess with that, my army is smaller than yours, but a much stronger navy.

Yeah, but you depend on sea control for trade. PeZookia is almost totally landlocked...then again, we are surrounded by friendly FUN countries...decisions, decisions

I may shift my forces more towards amphib in that case, or maybe I'll be the "Strategic Killer" of the FUN and spend most of my points on strategic bombers

PeZook wrote:Yeah, but you depend on sea control for trade. PeZookia is almost totally landlocked...then again, we are surrounded by friendly FUN countries...decisions, decisions

I may shift my forces more towards amphib in that case, or maybe I'll be the "Strategic Killer" of the FUN and spend most of my points on strategic bombers

Personally, my Air Force and Navy will get very heavy investment, though the Army will receive CAS aircraft and other UAVs and some other upgrades just to keep them well up to date. Otherwise, it's heavy interceptor and missile defence galore, along with a fleet to fend off any invader. The amphib assault units are mostly meant to deal with any overambitious fool. Probably will go on a 10% of the total economy expenditure.

I intend to make the Middle East my little territory to milk dry.

PEZOOK: You could have a considerably stronger ground army, thanks to having the Goddamn Shadows right next door, and with some of their territories having degenerated to Super Chechnya... well.

I was thinking of turning Shroomania into a Britain-style military thing, or something.

I think I'll focus on some naval force projection, though nowhere as indecent or obscene as anything American - but I will be keeping the historic Mushroom Marines (Goddamn Shroomcoats!). Then I'll give myself GREAT air power! The SAF!

Maybe I can have the bombers?

Shroom Man 777 wrote:PEZOOK: You could have a considerably stronger ground army, thanks to having the Goddamn Shadows right next door, and with some of their territories having degenerated to Super Chechnya... well.

I was thinking of turning Shroomania into a Britain-style military thing, or something.

I think I'll focus on some naval force projection, though nowhere as indecent or obscene as anything American - but I will be keeping the historic Mushroom Marines (Goddamn Shroomcoats!). Then I'll give myself GREAT air power! The SAF!

Maybe I can have the bombers?

Yeah, you have the bombers and the navy, and PeZookia will shield the FUN against the ebil balkanian non-threats

The Shadows will be in the FUN, right?

PeZook wrote:Yeah, you have the bombers and the navy, and PeZookia will shield the FUN against the ebil balkanian non-threats

The Shadows will be in the FUN, right?

Are they in FUN or are they your eternal mortal enemies? That's the question.

Fingolfin_Noldor wrote:[
Are they in FUN or are they your eternal mortal enemies? That's the question.

I thought they'd be in the FUN after they got themselves occupied by commies and turned into the USSR

Kinda like modern Germany, except not-capitalist.

I guess it depends on what Stas wants to do, though. We don't even know if the Technocracy will be a member of the FUN

I was thinking that not all of the Shadow got turned into the USSR, and we'd have the former-Shadow parts turn into an annoying Super Chechnya that Shady can RP - to give him an excuse to try and kill us again

Hrm... let's just share bombers! You can have more bombers, and I can focus on fighters. Or something.

How do these things work in real life?

Shroom Man 777 wrote: How do these things work in real life?

They don't. The EU has no joint defence policy in place, and every country goes for itself, because people are dumb and think that a pan-european defence ministry would be LOL TOTALITARIANISM

Any joint defence programs turn into ultra-expensive boondogles because of that.

I was kinda hoping the FUN could do a little better

Okay... I get the Navy - Flattop, Yer Mom, Yer Face! - and fighters and bombers. You get fighters and bombers and Army, since you're surrounded by land. And... ???

Shroom Man 777 wrote:Okay... I get the Navy - Flattop, Yer Mom, Yer Face! - and fighters and bombers. You get fighters and bombers and Army, since you're surrounded by land. And... ???

And Byzantium gets a large navy and kick-ass marine corps

I think I'll cut out the SSNs entirely from my OOB, and buy strategic or tac bombers instead. If I reduce the SSKs and oiler numbers and save some points on trainers, I can squeeze in 23 strategic bombers, or 46 additional tactical bombers. With 200 4.5 and 4th gen fighter + 96 tactical bombers we can take on any Balkanized shithole comfortably.

Oh and... um, can you help me with my OOB numbers to make something appropriate?

PeZook wrote:

Shroom Man 777 wrote:Okay... I get the Navy - Flattop, Yer Mom, Yer Face! - and fighters and bombers. You get fighters and bombers and Army, since you're surrounded by land. And... ???

And Byzantium gets a large navy and kick-ass marine corps

Technically, I'm MESS but I am not averse to some kind of collaboration.

Of course, there has to be a strict distinction between MESS and FUN work. They aren't going to scramble to my help if it happens to be a more FUN related affair.

Why are you still in the MESS, anywhoo? The only reason you were in it the last time was because you were close to Shepnukistan and the MESS were the ones who were most opposed to Shep and the UAR, unlike the limp-dicked FUN (:P).

This time, it's different! We'll try harder! I promise!

phongn wrote:So, can I get a wholly island nation like last time and pretty much let it run autonomously until I decide to pillage random nations for resources? That'll affect what kind of military I decide to build.

EDIT: Also, I'm proposing a few things for the Army section:

National Heavy ABM (x4) @ 4pts
Point-Defense Heavy ABM (x8) @ 4pts
Theatre ABM (x16) @ 3pts

Well, don't put it iin your OOB yet, because no one has agreed to it.

I might add that medium and heavy ADA might fall under Theater ABM, at least, so it's redundant.

PeZook wrote: Yeah, you have the bombers and the navy, and PeZookia will shield the FUN against the ebil balkanian non-threats

The Shadows will be in the FUN, right?

The USSR will be a part of the FUN.

I'm playing nice this time.

But I can't speak for my evil twin the Super Chechnya. (They are not a part of the FUN)

It's hard to decide what role Canissia would play in major wars-- until we have a map up, I have no idea what the geo-political situation looks like.

For example, in the distant past, Tauron and Virgon mercenary knights from Canissia helped the Medival Shroomanian state beat up PeZookia; but then in the 1800's Canissia helped fund & equip colonial revolutions in Shroomanian colonial holdings... so there's history both for & against Shroomania, so things like geography & resources would be major factors...

Shroom Man 777 wrote:Why are you still in the MESS, anywhoo? The only reason you were in it the last time was because you were close to Shepnukistan and the MESS were the ones who were most opposed to Shep and the UAR, unlike the limp-dicked FUN (:P).

This time, it's different! We'll try harder! I promise!

Your uranium for food program does not convince me so.

But that aside, I have other reasons for it. Anyhow, trade between us should be bustling, and so should intracontinental company mergers.

I buy his uranium by giving him food. That means he has LESS uranium (and MOAR FOOD), mang

Shroom Man 777 wrote:I buy his uranium by giving him food. That means he has LESS uranium (and MOAR FOOD), mang

Well, his citizens are starving and you are feeding him?

What?

I mean, seriously, what?

Your statement is bringing up a picture of Shep lining up all those food shipments and supplies on his dining table, while he puts a table napkin around his neck and holds a fork and a knife in his hands

The MESS isn't giving aid shipments to these Shepistanis, and I think a lot of people are leery of supplying Shepistan with stuff. I'm the only one who's ensuring that his people don't degenerate into cannibalism

Shroom Man 777 wrote:What?

I mean, seriously, what?

Your statement is bringing up a picture of Shep lining up all those food shipments and supplies on his dining table, while he puts a table napkin around his neck and holds a fork and a knife in his hands

The MESS isn't giving aid shipments to these Shepistanis, and I think a lot of people are leery of supplying Shepistan with stuff. I'm the only one who's ensuring that his people don't degenerate into cannibalism

Considering our past history we should probably let the Shepistani eat each other.