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Ask for diuretics instead of those shitty MAOIs or ACE inhibitors.The Yosemite Bear wrote:This is decidedly unfair.
*Grumbles*
I am on High Blood Pressure Medication!
I can't even get it to pay attention anymore....
Okay that was a bit vague... Gimme a ballpark figure, like a foot or so LOLverilon wrote:Depends on whether or not I have done it recently.
In my internet "research" I've come across a site with a system of excercises you can do to improve your ejaculation distances and volume. It works by strengthening certain muscles in the penis so you can get a more foreceful shot off. I have no clue how valid this info is though.Cpt_Frank wrote:Ok, the result was ~54cm.
I guess with a bit of practice I can improve that.
Perhaps we should all meet and make a great contest. Wong provides the porno and the n00bs clean up afterwards.aerius wrote:In my internet "research" I've come across a site with a system of excercises you can do to improve your ejaculation distances and volume. It works by strengthening certain muscles in the penis so you can get a more foreceful shot off. I have no clue how valid this info is though.Cpt_Frank wrote:Ok, the result was ~54cm.
I guess with a bit of practice I can improve that.
If I take my private Concorde I might be able to arrive in timeAfter TTT? This friday night maybe?
I've been having mad sex with my GF recently, I doubt I'll have enough left to put on a respectable showing. At current depletion rates I'll be down to a dribble on Friday night.Ted wrote:After TTT? This friday night maybe?
Are we allowed to augment the distance travelled by the dickwad if she spits it out afterwards (if it lands in her mouth, for example). Sorta like a radio repeater?Darth Wong wrote:Measurement tip: a tape measure is rather unwieldy in the bedroom, and rather unerotic to boot. Therefore, the easiest way to check for distance is to pull out of her at the moment of ejaculation, shoot, and then take note of whether it lands on her belly, her breasts, or her face. You can then measure or estimate the distance between her crotch and the impact point at a later date. This also has the benefit of removing height differences from the equation, assuming that she's lying prone at the time.
once again i´m tempted to make bad jokes containing the word "Uranus".Colonel Olrik wrote:Actually, it is "OVER the land and OVER the sea" A very apropriated national anthem.salm wrote:yeah, the portuguese...Colonel Olrik wrote:from
did you really think it was rain?
To arms, to arms
On land and sea!
Oh, and have I mentioned that a Portuguese penis when erected goes from Earth to Mars? It's an universally known fact, here in Portugal.
Well, since your gf has those family problems blocking her from seeing TTT with us, maybe you stop fucking her for now, she gets those done with, then we all go see TTT, her included, then we go and do a porn party.aerius wrote:I've been having mad sex with my GF recently, I doubt I'll have enough left to put on a respectable showing. At current depletion rates I'll be down to a dribble on Friday night.Ted wrote:After TTT? This friday night maybe?
First off, I can't believe I read through this thread again! as if the 1st time thru wasn't bad enough it's gone majorly downhill since then!Ted wrote:Well, since your gf has those family problems blocking her from seeing TTT with us, maybe you stop fucking her for now, she gets those done with, then we all go see TTT, her included, then we go and do a porn party.
See if Aria Giovanni does house calls
Oh man...that was the slowest quickie I've ever had, I don't think that even qualifies as a quickie, and I still failed to get a distance measurement out of it!jmac wrote:Speaking of which, off to the bedroom with him. Bye now!
Well don't just sit there! Do her again!aerius wrote:Oh man...that was the slowest quickie I've ever had, I don't think that even qualifies as a quickie, and I still failed to get a distance measurement out of it!jmac wrote:Speaking of which, off to the bedroom with him. Bye now!
In other words, he wants you to have Anal Sex™ with her!Darth Wong wrote:Don't worry Damien; if you're fucking her up the ass from behind, you won't have to see it
You know, there are so many different advantages to anal sex, likeDarth Wong wrote:Don't worry Damien; if you're fucking her up the ass from behind, you won't have to see it
Damn! I'm not the only person that feels this way. Personally I think it's cool. The funny thing is that I find Cumshots and Bukkake to be very disgusting to watch. I now if I was doing that it's okay, but the fact that men can actually get off on watching a guy Bukkake a girl kinda disturbs me.XaLEv wrote:Gross? What kind of SD.net denizen are you?Spanky The Dolphin wrote:Well, Females can ejaculate, but it's not really the same, and it's kinda weird/gross...
Anyway, even those who don't literally ejaculate can still expel fluid from the vagina.
Actually, from what I know and seen, it's not like urinating at all. The Fluid doesn't come (pun intended) from the urethra, but from the Vaginal opening. And apparently the fluid is of a similar consistency to semen.Spanky The Dolphin wrote:Not exactly sure, but I think it's something like urinating...
I really have no fucking clue. But it's not really at all like when women get wet with vaginal fluids.
I'd love to see a bunch of chicks squirting on a guy's face bukkake-style. That'd be cool.THEHOOLIGANJEDI wrote: Damn! I'm not the only person that feels this way. Personally I think it's cool. The funny thing is that I find Cumshots and Bukkake to be very disgusting to watch. I now if I was doing that it's okay, but the fact that men can actually get off on watching a guy Bukkake a girl kinda disturbs me.