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Shinova wrote:

Stormbringer wrote: *displaces them into the core of a nearby star*

*star explodes and shockwave washes over the two ships harmlessly*


Fireworks...ooohh, aaahhhh....

Pretty

Shall we arrange a cease fire while I deal with the Gnomish Hordes?

Stormbringer wrote: Pretty

Shall we arrange a cease fire while I deal with the Gnomish Hordes?

Sure.

Shinova wrote:

Stormbringer wrote: Pretty

Shall we arrange a cease fire while I deal with the Gnomish Hordes?

Sure.

Exxxxxcellent.

*appears infront of Darth Garden Gnome, and stabss hm with my +12 keen, vorpal, gnome bane rapier of greater wounding. Autoccrits, and takes off his head*

Alyrium Denryle wrote:*appears infront of Darth Garden Gnome, and stabss hm with my +12 keen, vorpal, gnome bane rapier of greater wounding. Autoccrits, and takes off his head*

Haha that's what he gets for sending Stormbringer to interrupt me and Straha's lovemaking!

*appears infront of Darth Garden Gnome, and stabss hm with my +12 keen, vorpal, gnome bane rapier of greater wounding. Autoccrits, and takes off his head*

Excellent.
Now that the leader of the Gnomes is dead, The People's Secret Plan For Domination can be executed.

Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:

Alyrium Denryle wrote:*appears infront of Darth Garden Gnome, and stabss hm with my +12 keen, vorpal, gnome bane rapier of greater wounding. Autoccrits, and takes off his head*

Haha that's what he gets for sending Stormbringer to interrupt me and Straha's lovemaking!

If you're going to get pissy over me hypermissling you then you shouldn't take a person that beamed Janeway/Darkstar porn into my brain to bed. It had to be done and you were just collateral damage.

Cpt_Frank wrote:

*appears infront of Darth Garden Gnome, and stabss hm with my +12 keen, vorpal, gnome bane rapier of greater wounding. Autoccrits, and takes off his head*

Excellent.
Now that the leader of the Gnomes is dead, The People's Secret Plan For Domination can be executed.

I think not. *chants sinfully* You shall suffer the wrath of...The Minister of Sin*summons demons* *protecion from evil**prismatic sphere* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Alyrium Denryle wrote:

Cpt_Frank wrote:

*appears infront of Darth Garden Gnome, and stabss hm with my +12 keen, vorpal, gnome bane rapier of greater wounding. Autoccrits, and takes off his head*

Excellent.
Now that the leader of the Gnomes is dead, The People's Secret Plan For Domination can be executed.

I think not. *chants sinfully* You shall suffer the wrath of...The Minister of Sin*summons demons* *protecion from evil**prismatic sphere* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Ah but don't you know there are no such things as Demons?

*Ally's Demon is bombarded by reality shells*
*Demon vanishes*

Now, as for the further use of magic....

*KGB-agents grab Ally and throw him into a specialized magic- proof containment cell*

Stormbringer wrote:

Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:

Alyrium Denryle wrote:*appears infront of Darth Garden Gnome, and stabss hm with my +12 keen, vorpal, gnome bane rapier of greater wounding. Autoccrits, and takes off his head*

Haha that's what he gets for sending Stormbringer to interrupt me and Straha's lovemaking!

If you're going to get pissy over me hypermissling you then you shouldn't take a person that beamed Janeway/Darkstar porn into my brain to bed. It had to be done and you were just collateral damage.

I already told him not to ever do that again, except to any random Thirdspace Aliens we come across...

Figures; I go to school for a while, come back and everone tries to kill me. Not even polite enough to wait for me to post? I was off thsi thread by page two, after all. Anyways...

Alyrium Denryle wrote:*appears infront of Darth Garden Gnome, and stabss hm with my +12 keen, vorpal, gnome bane rapier of greater wounding. Autoccrits, and takes off his head*

Gnome Bane? You silly mage, I'm aLawnGnome! Your pathetic blade cannot harm me.

*hears the inevitable chink as the blade bounces off his neck*

And so it continues...

*unsheathes Gnomish Broadsword of Stubbiness, and dives headlong into the fray, cutting down his detractors left and right*

Last we met Alyrium, what we were doing was spam, but now its free for all battle to the death! HAVE AT YA!

Cpt_Frank wrote:

Alyrium Denryle wrote:

Cpt_Frank wrote: Excellent.
Now that the leader of the Gnomes is dead, The People's Secret Plan For Domination can be executed.

I think not. *chants sinfully* You shall suffer the wrath of...The Minister of Sin*summons demons* *protecion from evil**prismatic sphere* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Ah but don't you know there are no such things as Demons?

*Ally's Demon is bombarded by reality shells*
*Demon vanishes*

Now, as for the further use of magic....

*KGB-agents grab Ally and throw him into a specialized magic- proof containment cell*

*A blue beam of energy screams from out of the shadows from behind Frank, striking him with the full intense power of a Grid-Fire Hadoken. A figure in blue robes and a yellow hat can be briefly seen leaving the scene of the destruction a la flying through the air as a radius of 14 kilometers was taken out by the immense explosion.*

Magic proof that....

Captain_Cyran wrote:

Cpt_Frank wrote:

Alyrium Denryle wrote: I think not. *chants sinfully* You shall suffer the wrath of...The Minister of Sin*summons demons* *protecion from evil**prismatic sphere* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Ah but don't you know there are no such things as Demons?

*Ally's Demon is bombarded by reality shells*
*Demon vanishes*

Now, as for the further use of magic....

*KGB-agents grab Ally and throw him into a specialized magic- proof containment cell*

*A blue beam of energy screams from out of the shadows from behind Frank, striking him with the full intense power of a Grid-Fire Hadoken. A figure in blue robes and a yellow hat can be briefly seen leaving the scene of the destruction a la flying through the air as a radius of 14 kilometers was taken out by the immense explosion.*

Magic proof that....

Thank you for freeing me my friend.

*Takes off the head of what is left of Frank*

Darth Garden Gnome wrote:Figures; I go to school for a while, come back and everone tries to kill me. Not even polite enough to wait for me to post? I was off thsi thread by page two, after all. Anyways...

Alyrium Denryle wrote:*appears infront of Darth Garden Gnome, and stabss hm with my +12 keen, vorpal, gnome bane rapier of greater wounding. Autoccrits, and takes off his head*

Gnome Bane? You silly mage, I'm aLawnGnome! Your pathetic blade cannot harm me.

*hears the inevitable chink as the blade bounces off his neck*

And so it continues...

*unsheathes Gnomish Broadsword of Stubbiness, and dives headlong into the fray, cutting down his detractors left and right*

Last we met Alyrium, what we were doing was spam, but now its free for all battle to the death! HAVE AT YA!

*briefly mumbles over blade* It is now, a LAWN gnome bane.

Have at thee! *stabs Darth Garden Gnome, and releases the contingency, Trap the Soul. Specilly modified to keep your soul inside the blade* It was nice knowing you. Now the Empire of the mighty Durandal shall rule supreme

Alyrium Denryle wrote:

Captain_Cyran wrote: *A blue beam of energy screams from out of the shadows from behind Frank, striking him with the full intense power of a Grid-Fire Hadoken. A figure in blue robes and a yellow hat can be briefly seen leaving the scene of the destruction a la flying through the air as a radius of 14 kilometers was taken out by the immense explosion.*

Magic proof that....

Thank you for freeing me my friend.

*Takes off the head of what is left of Frank*

You mean there was something left? Damn, I need to work on that...

Alyrium Denryle wrote:*briefly mumbles over blade* It is now, a LAWN gnome bane.

Have at thee! *stabs Darth Garden Gnome, and releases the contingency, Trap the Soul. Specilly modified to keep your soul inside the blade* It was nice knowing you. Now the Empire of the mighty Durandal shall rule supreme

Soul? Silly mage, I'm a LAWN GNOME! Are you following? An inanimate object. Kay? I have no semblence to the living, beyond my yearning for domination. I don't eat, sleep, LIVE, or any other of that unneccesary baggage.

That said...

*unsheathes Gnomish Broadsword of Stubbines, enchanted in such a way to punch through any barrier regardless of its properties(*), and stabs it forward driving it into Alyrium's heart, finished with a sickening, yet satisfying, crucnh of of splintering ribs*

The Revolution shall not die...

(*)Some magic swords manage to deflect it for the sake of me not being a total cheap-ass.

*Casts The Really Big Drain, gathering all magical energy in the universe, immediately casts Improved Continual Protection from Cultureverse Tech(including Excessions and chairs)*

*body regenerates* I love my hide life spell

You thought it would be that easy? Please. If you are an inanimate object... *casts animate object and takes control of you* Dance little lawn gnome...DANCE! *Darth Garden Gnome dances until he falls apart**casts epic ironguard*

Tragic really, when people don't keep up with current posts.

Alyrium Denryle wrote:*body regenerates* I love my hide life spell

You thought it would be that easy? Please. If you are an inanimate object... *casts animate object and takes control of you* Dance little lawn gnome...DANCE! *Darth Garden Gnome dances until he falls apart**casts epic ironguard*

*does a fantastic Gnomish jig, complete with highly specialized dwarvish breakdancing in between*

Well this sucks, hold on a sec here. MORTY! Yeah, bring the goods!

*Morty, Gnome No. 447, throws DGG a de-spell amulet, removing the annoying - kind of amusing - but still annoying spell*

And don't give me none of that "you can't do that according to rule 3,763 of the D&D handbook..." either. Why? Cause I just did it jerk!

consequences wrote:*Casts The Really Big Drain, gathering all magical energy in the universe, immediately casts Improved Continual Protection from Cultureverse Tech(including Excessions and chairs)*

*Yawns and counterspells The Really Big Drain* Bad Consequences...I like my Grid-Fire Hadoken thank you very much...

Darth Garden Gnome wrote:

Alyrium Denryle wrote:*body regenerates* I love my hide life spell

You thought it would be that easy? Please. If you are an inanimate object... *casts animate object and takes control of you* Dance little lawn gnome...DANCE! *Darth Garden Gnome dances until he falls apart**casts epic ironguard*

*does a fantastic Gnomish jig, complete with highly specialized dwarvish breakdancing in between*

Well this sucks, hold on a sec here. MORTY! Yeah, bring the goods!

*Morty, Gnome No. 447, throws DGG a de-spell amulet, removing the annoying - kind of amusing - but still annoying spell*

And don't give me none of that "you can't do that according to rule 3,763 of the D&D handbook..." either. Why? Cause I just did it jerk!

*destroys de-spell amulet*

*Casts the BIG version of the Animat object spell, causing you, and ALL your Lawn Gnome friends to dane a little jig...forever*

You can't counterspell it with magic, the magic of the spell just gets added to the drain a little ahead of time. Besides, why are you griping, the Gridfire Hadoken is a combination of chi and hyperspatial energy, and is thus unaffected(unless its some new unprecedented attack corrupting the hadoken name), and the protection from Culturevrse only applied to me.

*gets you all together through my control....





You can probably tell whih spell is coming up cant you?

HADOKEN

Where exactly is Hadoken a spell? A normal hadoken is environmental chi gathered together and chucked at someone(ref. Street fighter game Manuals).