Saw this today and thought I'd share since we're mocking buddy boy:
INSTALLING RAPTURE.
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Re: World to End on Saturday
Posted: 2011-05-25 02:59am
by Serafina
Well, he is going with the "the rapture happened SPIRITUALLY - never mind that i predicted physical catastrophes that didn't happen"-route.
Re: World to End on Saturday
Posted: 2011-05-25 06:32am
by Darth Yoshi
...what? How does that even work? Isn't the whole point of the Rapture that the righteous go to Heaven while the rest of us are left to rot? Does that mean that the enraptured Christians had their souls brought to Heaven, leaving behind soulless automatons?
Re: World to End on Saturday
Posted: 2011-05-25 06:51am
by Iroscato
Darth Yoshi wrote:...what? How does that even work? Isn't the whole point of the Rapture that the righteous go to Heaven while the rest of us are left to rot? Does that mean that the enraptured Christians had their souls brought to Heaven, leaving behind soulless automatons?
Great, now we're going to have to deal with 200 million zombie christians. Could be a fun year, thanks a lot, fat-old-guy-in-the-sky.
Re: World to End on Saturday
Posted: 2011-05-25 11:18am
by General Trelane (Retired)
Darth Yoshi wrote:...what? How does that even work? Isn't the whole point of the Rapture that the righteous go to Heaven while the rest of us are left to rot? Does that mean that the enraptured Christians had their souls brought to Heaven, leaving behind soulless automatons?
No, it means they got left behind too.
Re: World to End on Saturday
Posted: 2011-05-25 11:19am
by Eternal_Freedom
Perhaps God decided the Christians got it wrong after all?
Re: World to End on Saturday
Posted: 2011-05-25 11:59am
by Serafina
Well even if EVERYONE got left behind, the world would still end according to his predictions. Where is the "earthquake rolling around the world", huh?
Re: World to End on Saturday
Posted: 2011-05-25 01:04pm
by Gaidin
Serafina wrote:Well even if EVERYONE got left behind, the world would still end according to his predictions. Where is the "earthquake rolling around the world", huh?
Isn't that the third seal anyway? Have we even seen the fist two yet?
Re: World to End on Saturday
Posted: 2011-05-25 01:25pm
by Shroom Man 777
Maybe this is why Mike is inactive lately, he's been too busy shooting down angels and demon on his F-18.
