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World to End on Saturday
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The Spartan
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Re: World to End on Saturday
Saw this today and thought I'd share since we're mocking buddy boy:
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Soy un perdedor.
"WHO POOPED IN A NORMAL ROOM?!"-Commander William T. Riker
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Serafina
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Re: World to End on Saturday
Well, he is going with the "the rapture happened SPIRITUALLY - never mind that i predicted physical catastrophes that didn't happen"-route.
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"Destiny and fate are for those too weak to forge their own futures. Where we are 'supposed' to be is irrelevent." - Sir Nitram
"The world owes you nothing but painful lessons" - CaptainChewbacca
"The mark of the immature man is that he wants to die nobly for a cause, while the mark of a mature man is that he wants to live humbly for one." - Wilhelm Stekel
"In 1969 it was easier to send a man to the Moon than to have the public accept a homosexual" - Broomstick
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"Destiny and fate are for those too weak to forge their own futures. Where we are 'supposed' to be is irrelevent." - Sir Nitram
"The world owes you nothing but painful lessons" - CaptainChewbacca
"The mark of the immature man is that he wants to die nobly for a cause, while the mark of a mature man is that he wants to live humbly for one." - Wilhelm Stekel
"In 1969 it was easier to send a man to the Moon than to have the public accept a homosexual" - Broomstick
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Darth Yoshi
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Re: World to End on Saturday
...what? How does that even work? Isn't the whole point of the Rapture that the righteous go to Heaven while the rest of us are left to rot? Does that mean that the enraptured Christians had their souls brought to Heaven, leaving behind soulless automatons?
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Re: World to End on Saturday
Great, now we're going to have to deal with 200 million zombie christians. Could be a fun year, thanks a lot, fat-old-guy-in-the-sky.Darth Yoshi wrote:...what? How does that even work? Isn't the whole point of the Rapture that the righteous go to Heaven while the rest of us are left to rot? Does that mean that the enraptured Christians had their souls brought to Heaven, leaving behind soulless automatons?
Yeah, I've always taken the subtext of the Birther movement to be, "The rules don't count here! This is different! HE'S BLACK! BLACK, I SAY! ARE YOU ALL BLIND!?
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Destiny and fate are for those too weak to forge their own futures. Where we are 'supposed' to be is irrelevent.
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Destiny and fate are for those too weak to forge their own futures. Where we are 'supposed' to be is irrelevent.
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General Trelane (Retired)
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Re: World to End on Saturday
No, it means they got left behind too.Darth Yoshi wrote:...what? How does that even work? Isn't the whole point of the Rapture that the righteous go to Heaven while the rest of us are left to rot? Does that mean that the enraptured Christians had their souls brought to Heaven, leaving behind soulless automatons?
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Eternal_Freedom
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Re: World to End on Saturday
Perhaps God decided the Christians got it wrong after all?
Baltar: "I don't want to miss a moment of the last Battlestar's destruction!"
Centurion: "Sir, I really think you should look at the other Battlestar."
Baltar: "What are you babbling about other...it's impossible!"
Centurion: "No. It is a Battlestar."
Corrax Entry 7:17: So you walk eternally through the shadow realms, standing against evil where all others falter. May your thirst for retribution never quench, may the blood on your sword never dry, and may we never need you again.
Centurion: "Sir, I really think you should look at the other Battlestar."
Baltar: "What are you babbling about other...it's impossible!"
Centurion: "No. It is a Battlestar."
Corrax Entry 7:17: So you walk eternally through the shadow realms, standing against evil where all others falter. May your thirst for retribution never quench, may the blood on your sword never dry, and may we never need you again.
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Serafina
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Re: World to End on Saturday
Well even if EVERYONE got left behind, the world would still end according to his predictions. Where is the "earthquake rolling around the world", huh?
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"Destiny and fate are for those too weak to forge their own futures. Where we are 'supposed' to be is irrelevent." - Sir Nitram
"The world owes you nothing but painful lessons" - CaptainChewbacca
"The mark of the immature man is that he wants to die nobly for a cause, while the mark of a mature man is that he wants to live humbly for one." - Wilhelm Stekel
"In 1969 it was easier to send a man to the Moon than to have the public accept a homosexual" - Broomstick
Divine Administration - of Gods and Bureaucracy (Worm/Exalted)
"Destiny and fate are for those too weak to forge their own futures. Where we are 'supposed' to be is irrelevent." - Sir Nitram
"The world owes you nothing but painful lessons" - CaptainChewbacca
"The mark of the immature man is that he wants to die nobly for a cause, while the mark of a mature man is that he wants to live humbly for one." - Wilhelm Stekel
"In 1969 it was easier to send a man to the Moon than to have the public accept a homosexual" - Broomstick
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Gaidin
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Re: World to End on Saturday
Isn't that the third seal anyway? Have we even seen the fist two yet?Serafina wrote:Well even if EVERYONE got left behind, the world would still end according to his predictions. Where is the "earthquake rolling around the world", huh?
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Re: World to End on Saturday
Maybe this is why Mike is inactive lately, he's been too busy shooting down angels and demon on his F-18.
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Shit! Man, I didn't think of that! It took Shroom to properly interpret the screams of dying people
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