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Operation Daniel, in which a bunch of fundies picket a porn store, and if you
go into the porn store, they write down your license plate and send it to your
boss whatever...
ahahahh my boss would tell 'em to fuck off, ahh the joys of the constructrion
industry, then again, I'd run them over "Accidentially"
go into the porn store, they write down your license plate and send it to your
boss whatever...
ahahahh my boss would tell 'em to fuck off, ahh the joys of the constructrion
industry, then again, I'd run them over "Accidentially"
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Why is it called "Operation Daniel"?
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untrue. it is possible for anyone to do a background check on anyone else. i'm not entirely certain what's needed, but they don't simply have to be accused of a crime. after all, prospective employers do it all the time.The Aliens wrote:How do they figure out who your boss is from your liscence plate number? Certainly the police aren't able to give out that sort of information unless they've comitted a crime, and I doubt they ask the people in question for fear of being made 'ritually unclean', nevermind hospitalized.
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Yeah, but why? Isn't Daniel the one that sent a soldier to certain death just so he could fuck his wife? Or is that David?After the Biblical Israelite king.
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well, here's how i see it. daniel was saved from a lion. a lion is a form of cat. and as everyone knows, everytime you masturbate god kills a kitten. so they must obviously be connectiong pornography to *gasp* masturbation! they're picketing pornography because they want people to stop killing kittens! it makes perfect sense now!
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It was David, my namesake.HemlockGrey wrote:Yeah, but why? Isn't Daniel the one that sent a soldier to certain death just so he could fuck his wife? Or is that David?After the Biblical Israelite king.
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I sadly report that i kill 100 kittens every dayDarth_Zod wrote:well, here's how i see it. daniel was saved from a lion. a lion is a form of cat. and as everyone knows, everytime you masturbate god kills a kitten. so they must obviously be connectiong pornography to *gasp* masturbation! they're picketing pornography because they want people to stop killing kittens! it makes perfect sense now!
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Actually, they need to concentrate more on saving you from porno mags. Paper cuts from those things hurt, especially cuts on your... err.... nevermind.The Aliens wrote: Even better, they're saving you from the evil of porno videos!
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They figure it will work because they assume that most customers of porn shops are like them: embarrassed and uncomfortable about sex and everything associated with it.
If I saw someone like that, I would rent twice as much porn, show him, and tell him that his self-righteous bullshit inspired me to do so.
If I saw someone like that, I would rent twice as much porn, show him, and tell him that his self-righteous bullshit inspired me to do so.
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I think i know why they do this,they just want to show us that we don`t need to walk or drive miles to get porn,like them we should have it delivered to our door in brown paper bags.Darth Wong wrote:They figure it will work because they assume that most customers of porn shops are like them: embarrassed and uncomfortable about sex and everything associated with it.