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Since you still appear to be here despite your whiny claim that you were leaving, here is a challenge for you.

Make a SWvST argument and defend it.

Not a series of claims about how we're "biased", and not a bunch of whiny defenses of the deranged helpdesk operator with delusions of grandeur known as Darkstar, and not a lot of whiny bullshit about how you think we were mean to him, but a SWvST argument.

You claim to be familiar enough with this subject to have judged my arguments against Darkstar's arguments. Therefore, this should be easy for you to do, no?

Of course, if you would rather admit that your balls have retracted so far into your cowardly pelvis that they're bulging out of the ears with which Darkstar grabs your head for satisfaction, you are welcome to do so.
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Behold it in all its majesty! The guantlet has been thrown down!
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So, Mike, can we assume you are not best impressed with this person? :)
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Stuart Mackey wrote:So, Mike, can we assume you are not best impressed with this person? :)
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Given his last remarks and that he's avoided this particular forum because according to his own words
Therefore, fuck this pitiful excuse for a board
As well as
It fills me with anger to see such trash at the top of an otherwise wonderful BBS
I don't believe he'll step up. I maybe be wrong, but somehow I doubt it in this case.
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Sea Skimmer wrote:
Stuart Mackey wrote:So, Mike, can we assume you are not best impressed with this person? :)
Tune in next time for another exciting episode of Stuart Mackey
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Not gonna happen
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Post by Utsanomiko »

I'm going to bet four dozen eggs and a cow that AJT isn't going to meet the challenge.

Assuming he even decides to post in here, more than likely he will, at best, break down, get really huffy and agitated, make some long-winded "you guys just aren't fair" speech, about how critically analyzing the tech levels of SW and ST 'kills the spirit of both series', act like 'Battle Hymn of The Republic' plays in the background as he speaks, and other such pompous trite which totally misses the point that the only reason versus debates *ever* got blown past the casual observation scale is because of deceptive lunatics like Darkstar, and subjective shitwits like himself. Oh, and miss the fact that Star Wars' tech is several orders of magnitudes more advanced than Star Trek's, but that's fairly obvious to most.

I will spoil it for you now, but like the rest of his posts (there aren't many, but you can read them and see how little his tactics have changed), it will not win any awards.


Either that, or he'll just repeat the usual about Wong being deceptive and complaining that we don't smile when we clean up his shit. :?
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Poor Mike... spending all this time defeating stupid Extremist-Trekkies. One must only hope he doesn't believe in Intellectual Osmosis.
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MRDOD wrote:Poor Mike... spending all this time defeating stupid Extremist-Trekkies. One must only hope he doesn't believe in Intellectual Osmosis.
Mike's presence on this board hardly qualifies as 'all of his time'. And actually, most of the retorts were done by other people.

I think Mike's just pissed of that Andrew has the audacity to make his claims without any sort of evidence or argument whatsoever (other than us 'acting mean').

Asking him to 'put up or shut up' is a good way to handle it, I'd say.
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Post by Duckie »

He does all of this and still has free time? The wonders never cease.

I hope Andrew is stupid enough to try to win.. it'd be interesting to watch someone who has no argument, not even a stupid one like Darkstar's, try to fight off Mike. In the "Looking at a car crash" sort of interesting way.
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Wow 10 replies, make that 11 now, 418 views and yet the cowarly wee fucker has nothing to say for himself. He attackes the integrity of the baord yet shows none of his own. Can we VI this dick already?
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MRDOD wrote:In the "Looking at a car crash" sort of interesting way.
More like an M1A2 driving over a skateboard.
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You give him a skateboard's chance? Mike's shredded too many people to be just a M1A2. It's more like a quardipelgic gerbil versus the Executor. If we're nice, the gerbil might have a paper helmet, too.
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We need a "chicken" title...
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Can we come up for another title for people like this instead of VI? Maybe something like UI for Unwanted Idiot?
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Kamakazie Sith wrote:Can we come up for another title for people like this instead of VI? Maybe something like UI for Unwanted Idiot?
Well, trolls are sometimes called: Worthless trolling palm fucker
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Personally, I'd like to see "Cowardly Little Gutless Shit" or some variation thereof for his custom title
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Don't waste your time, the guys a tit and thats that. Either he retorts or he skulks away like a badger in the wind.
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Post by Andrew Joshua Talon »

Very well, Lord Wong. I accept your challenge.
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Ah, so you're not a badger in the rain?
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Andrew Joshua Talon wrote:Very well, Lord Wong. I accept your challenge.
A debate between the ambigiously gay uno and Wong. This should be good.
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Indeed. By the way Ender, would I be right in saying that thats a fine Sam Vines avatar!
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I guess I was wrong.

This should be...interesting.
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Post by Andrew Joshua Talon »

I probably should have been more specific: I was leaving this forum, rather than the site itself. The rest of the site is fine. It's this particular forum I have a problem with.

And yes: I shouldn't have been a whiny bitch. My debates before were fueled by anger. However, since I merit enough attention for a challenge from Lord Wong, I accept.
Ah, so you're not a badger in the rain?
On one hand, I'm amused by the irony of associating me with a badger, given that, in a Harry Potter RPG I'm part of, I'm a Hufflepuff.

On the other: No, I'm not a badger in the rain, though I must admit, the imagery of myself and Wong dueling in the rain ala Ruroui Kenshin style came to me from this comment.

Finally, I shall forgo any further use of my usual vocabulary use, and say simply:

Bring it on. If my beliefs and knowledge are true, I will prevail. If not, (shrug).
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