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hehehehe :lol: :lol:

Really funny stuff the drawings just make it better
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bwa Hah

look closel, the only time youll see Shep in purple pants
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You bastard! You almost made me pee my pants, I was laughing so hard!
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Shouldn't he be molesting a tank or something?
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XaLEv wrote:Shouldn't he be molesting a tank or something?
He'd be explaining why the turret shouldn't come off.
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No, it ought to tie into TA mechs somehow.
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Bah, You would all EXPECT an Anti Mech Shep or a Shep buying Nuclear weapons to destroy both coasts of the United States and France from a secret hAB stronghold in Alabama. This is way better.
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Darth Fanboy wrote:Please don't quote things like this, Einhander. It's very similar to quoting a picture. Thanks. ~KA
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Ah, the joys of being completely unknown...
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FUCK ME!!!

DFanboy damn me for being all late. That was some funny shit and yes...Yes I will admit that I would not kick Janeway out of bed.....maybe gnaw my arm off the next morning. :wink:

Damn that is funny and sorry for the lateness. In fact you lifted my spirits today my friend.
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I shudder to think what DF would paint me in as..

tho i can pretty much say, i'd pay for any cute boy to fuck me. lol
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kojikun wrote:I shudder to think what DF would paint me in as..

tho i can pretty much say, i'd pay for any cute boy to fuck me. lol
But you don't have a Stravo-esque Kate Mulgrew Fetish, which makes you about as deviant in comparison as sayyyyyyyy, An old sunday church grandma in the front pew?

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But seriously, the Wong one still makes me chuckle, and I fuckin drew the thing.
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Darth Fanboy wrote:But you don't have a Stravo-esque Kate Mulgrew Fetish, which makes you about as deviant in comparison as sayyyyyyyy, An old sunday church grandma in the front pew?
Spanky and Storm would disagree, but you're right. :)
Look for an Episode Seven tonight sometime. But as for the featured chump, well you'll just have to wait and see. The art budget has been restored somewhat. Although I am forced to announce that here iw a new sponsorhsip agreement. My sponsors will be KY and Astroglide, since various SDNet members have various needs for lubrication.

But seriously, the Wong one still makes me chuckle, and I fuckin drew the thing.
Haha. :) Keep drawin man. They get better and better. :D
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Like this?

SOYLENT GNOME iS MADE oF GNOOOOMES, ITS GNOMES!

HahahahhaAHHAHAHA

*high fives Giguerre*

EDIT:

Wonderingif the HAB would like me to drain the Gnomerator and use whats left for tread grease?
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*counts down to DGG's arrival* :D
What's her bust size!?

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HURRAH! :D
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"OH NO YOU DID-N'T!!!!!"

Evil bastard, mistreating gnomes like that. I shall report you to the GLO at once!
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AAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA SUCK IT GNOME BITCHES!!!!!!!11

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hmm, hasn't done anything on me....

I know, it's figuring out how to get me to give you a kickback on all of the stolen picknic baskets...
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Singular Quartet wrote:Ah, the joys of being completely unknown...
Me too. There's hardly anything one can peg me as.
What's her bust size!?

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Fuck the Gnomes, Me and the League of Extraordianry Gnome-Hunters will ruin them like we always do. Im a Gnome Killa For Rilla!
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Darth Fanboy wrote:Fuck the Gnomes, Me and the League of Extraordianry Gnome-Hunters will ruin them like we always do. Im a Gnome Killa For Rilla!
:roll:

We need to start up some TGODs... but not in this thread.
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Mitth-raw-nuruodo wrote:
Darth Fanboy wrote:Fuck the Gnomes, Me and the League of Extraordianry Gnome-Hunters will ruin them like we always do. Im a Gnome Killa For Rilla!
:roll:

We need to start up some TGODs... but not in this thread.
just remember, Cthulhu thinks Gnomes are the best of the best of bite sized treats.

Anyways i will be taking suggestions over pm on who shouldbe featured in the next edition.
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Darth Fanboy wrote:Fuck the Gnomes, Me and the League of Extraordianry Gnome-Hunters will ruin them like we always do. Im a Gnome Killa For Rilla!
Don't make me use MC Hammer. When MC Hammer comes to town, it's all over.

Anyhow, your picture is purely propaganda I say!!!

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