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defected ST commander survivabilty under vaders command
Imagine *piett walks into vaders chamber aboard the executor* "My Lord weve detected and energy field around the 6th planet in the hoth system, its strong enough to deflect any bombardment." "The rebels are aware of our presence, Admiral Picard dropped out of lightspeed to close to the system." "He was suprised to-" "Hes as clumsy as he is stupid, Piett prepare you rmen for a groudn assault." "Yes My lord." *vader turns to viewscreen, and bald shiny dome turns to attention* "Ah, My Lord weve detected the rebel base-" *chokes* youve failed me for the last time Picard, Piett you are in command, do not fail me admiral." 

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I highly doubt that a Starfleet officer would defect to an organization like the Empire. Considering the fact that most of the leadership in the Imperial Navy at least seems to consist of sociopaths, a Starfleet psych screening would more than likely bar those kinds of people from service.
Then again, there have been exceptions -- but I don't remember hearing about any Captain Manson, do you?
Then again, there have been exceptions -- but I don't remember hearing about any Captain Manson, do you?
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Sociopaths?
I'll give you Vadar but who else(And he was not part of the Fleet at all, There was no Admiral Vadar or Commander Vadar, He was LORD Vadar not a naval rank at all but one desginating Sith,)
He was The Emperor go to and kill em boy not a Naval Officer
I'll give you Vadar but who else(And he was not part of the Fleet at all, There was no Admiral Vadar or Commander Vadar, He was LORD Vadar not a naval rank at all but one desginating Sith,)
He was The Emperor go to and kill em boy not a Naval Officer
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How about Tarkin? "We will crrrrrrush the rrrrrebellion!" Now THERE'S a guy who tied cats' tails together and dropped 'em on a fence to watch 'em fight.
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Tarkin?
He's a Moff agian not a part of thier Navy but rather he Managed the Construction of the DeathStar and seems to have hunge around to show everyone his cool new toy
Agian he's not a memeber of the Navy
He's a Moff agian not a part of thier Navy but rather he Managed the Construction of the DeathStar and seems to have hunge around to show everyone his cool new toy
Agian he's not a memeber of the Navy
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Okay, well tell me anyone who would take a complicit role in something like a BDZ or interplanetary terrorism and extortion is a Catholic school girl. I mean, there's something fundamentally antisocial about anyone who joins an organization known for those kinds of actions, don't you agree?
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Thats like saying anyone who works with Nukes is a nut, Nuclear engineers, Missle Technicsions
Just cause a Stary Destroy can BDZ a planet does not mean everyone runs around doing it!
Just cause a Stary Destroy can BDZ a planet does not mean everyone runs around doing it!
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You understood what he meant, does it matter beyond that?Shadow wrote:It changes the pronunciation, and it makes the word senseless. Vader means father in Dutch, while Vadar means nothing. It is also mispelled four times.Mr Bean wrote:Point Being?
So I mispelled his name, If you posted every time I mispelled somthing you would not get much sleep
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Tell me Shadow is Lucus Dutch?
No yes Vadar is not a joke, Know what Vadar means in Icelandic?
the water of a hot spring, Yes guess what it does mean somthing
HTF cares about how its spelled what its hidden meanins are when thats not even what the post is about!
Nitpick Nitpick Nitpick
No yes Vadar is not a joke, Know what Vadar means in Icelandic?
the water of a hot spring, Yes guess what it does mean somthing
HTF cares about how its spelled what its hidden meanins are when thats not even what the post is about!
Nitpick Nitpick Nitpick
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Re: defected ST commander survivabilty under vaders command
Darth Garden Gnome wrote:Imagine *piett walks into vaders chamber aboard the executor* "My Lord weve detected and energy field around the 6th planet in the hoth system, its strong enough to deflect any bombardment." "The rebels are aware of our presence, Admiral Picard dropped out of lightspeed to close to the system." "He was suprised to-" "Hes as clumsy as he is stupid, Piett prepare you rmen for a groudn assault." "Yes My lord." *vader turns to viewscreen, and bald shiny dome turns to attention* "Ah, My Lord weve detected the rebel base-" *chokes* youve failed me for the last time Picard, Piett you are in command, do not fail me admiral."
hmmm.
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I think that competent officers would do well in any structured millitary environment. However, most Starfleet officers lack the amoral attitude that a good Imperial officer would require. Can you imagine the round-table discussion between the TNG officers if Admiral Necheyev told them: "Screw the Maquis. BDZ one colonial population centre in the DMZ every hour until they surrender"?
The Admiral in 'Paradise Lost' is just ruthless enough to make it as an Imp Commander (the 'whatever it takes' attitude). I also think that the Maquis-era Cmdr Chakotay might have come to Lord Vader's attention as an officer who got things done.
Picard might do surprisingly well, although I can see the number of reprimands in his personnel file for going to ridiculous lengths to avoid an armed confrontation. The Emperor valued results. If JLP got 'em, that is all that would matter.
The Admiral in 'Paradise Lost' is just ruthless enough to make it as an Imp Commander (the 'whatever it takes' attitude). I also think that the Maquis-era Cmdr Chakotay might have come to Lord Vader's attention as an officer who got things done.
Picard might do surprisingly well, although I can see the number of reprimands in his personnel file for going to ridiculous lengths to avoid an armed confrontation. The Emperor valued results. If JLP got 'em, that is all that would matter.
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It changes the pronunciation, and it makes the word senseless. Vader means father in Dutch, while Vadar means nothing. It is also mispelled four times.
No, VADAR is an acronym which stands for Virtually Anything Demented Appears Reasonable. It's also sort of like Radar, only produced by the natural vibration of Padme Amidala's vagina, which was surgically grafted into Vader's helmet to provide both visibility through those oversized Ray-Bans of his while lending the helmet a familiar smell with which to pacify what little human being is left in him.
So there.
No, VADAR is an acronym which stands for Virtually Anything Demented Appears Reasonable. It's also sort of like Radar, only produced by the natural vibration of Padme Amidala's vagina, which was surgically grafted into Vader's helmet to provide both visibility through those oversized Ray-Bans of his while lending the helmet a familiar smell with which to pacify what little human being is left in him.
So there.
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No, this was the guy in that DS9 two-parter who tried to have a coup d'etat with one semi-obsolete heavy cruiser (maybe 500 crew and 100 troops maximum) and almost pulled it off. I think his name began with 'H', but I forget.David wrote:Are you talking about Admiral Jelicho?
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Shows you how lax Star Fleet is...BenRG wrote:No, this was the guy in that DS9 two-parter who tried to have a coup d'etat with one semi-obsolete heavy cruiser (maybe 500 crew and 100 troops maximum) and almost pulled it off. I think his name began with 'H', but I forget.David wrote:Are you talking about Admiral Jelicho?
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