That wasn't me, and in case you didn't get it ANti-Thaumic means no Magic, meaining you can't just magic something in and out you have to physically go there and hunt me down. Meanwhile I am laughing my ass off over here.
Damn....O well * ressurects the body*
Wel you might have brought back the ships, but the refugees are still very very very dead.
*brings them back*
*goes to the censors.....brings up Straha's genetic markers....scanning....Found....Teleports there, makes sure it is Straha...Opens fire.*
::looks around::
No, that ain't me, tha'ts probably a fake. Trust me you'll never find me as long as you keep looking. Just give it up now and be glad of what you have, orelse the porn may return, with new stuff coming too!
'After 9/11, it was "You're with us or your with the terrorists." Now its "You're with Straha or you support racism."' ' - The Romulan Republic
'You're a bully putting on an air of civility while saying that everything western and/or capitalistic must be bad, and a lot of other posters (loomer, Stas Bush, Gandalf) are also going along with it for their own personal reasons (Stas in particular is looking through rose colored glasses)' - Darth Yan
phongn wrote:Moderator Request: Please do not make our job any harder by posting Janeway Pr0n.
NO Janeway Prawn will be posted, I promise that, but at least call these jackals off before I have to use the dreaded MUlgrew Pics because, as you can see, they are killing more civillians then I have commited to asylums with my dirty dirty dirty pictures.
'After 9/11, it was "You're with us or your with the terrorists." Now its "You're with Straha or you support racism."' ' - The Romulan Republic
'You're a bully putting on an air of civility while saying that everything western and/or capitalistic must be bad, and a lot of other posters (loomer, Stas Bush, Gandalf) are also going along with it for their own personal reasons (Stas in particular is looking through rose colored glasses)' - Darth Yan
Darth Garden Gnome wrote:Enough of this fooleshness Straha.
*unsheathes Gnomish Broadsword of Stubbiness*
I call upon the spirit of my greatest ancestor, Darth Gnome, to guide this blade true into Straha's heart.
*the blade begins to have an enchanted glow about it, as the entire Gnomish fleet simultaniously engages lightspeed towards one set of co-ordinates, guided by some spectral force*
I will have you soon enough.
Uhm... you're going the wrong way.
'After 9/11, it was "You're with us or your with the terrorists." Now its "You're with Straha or you support racism."' ' - The Romulan Republic
'You're a bully putting on an air of civility while saying that everything western and/or capitalistic must be bad, and a lot of other posters (loomer, Stas Bush, Gandalf) are also going along with it for their own personal reasons (Stas in particular is looking through rose colored glasses)' - Darth Yan
*The wave of ultimate destruction, still ignored, approaches the half-way point to the target, upon which, realising he is still on TWPOS, and in the targetted universe, Consequences gives a frightened 'eep', before franically trying to engage the Multiversal jump drive. Unfortunately, his navigator misinterprets the coordinates, teleporting to exactly the same spot, but facing the opposite way and upside down*
consequences wrote:*The wave of ultimate destruction, still ignored, approaches the half-way point to the target, upon which, realising he is still on TWPOS, and in the targetted universe, Consequences gives a frightened 'eep', before franically trying to engage the Multiversal jump drive. Unfortunately, his navigator misinterprets the coordinates, teleporting to exactly the same spot, but facing the opposite way and upside down*
Well at least it looks different.
'After 9/11, it was "You're with us or your with the terrorists." Now its "You're with Straha or you support racism."' ' - The Romulan Republic
'You're a bully putting on an air of civility while saying that everything western and/or capitalistic must be bad, and a lot of other posters (loomer, Stas Bush, Gandalf) are also going along with it for their own personal reasons (Stas in particular is looking through rose colored glasses)' - Darth Yan
Don't kid yourself Straha. Anyone can see through that blantant lie. You, however powerful your cloak may be, can't hide from the spiritual forces of Darth Gnome. He is everywhere! He is touch with everything in the multiverse. I believe I've found you.
*Gnomania's Prideexits hyperdrive and displaces Straha's inactive R/UR shields intoGnomania's Pridecago bay, followed by a series of Gridfiredokens to Straha's engines, leaving him adrift in space*
I'll destroy you later. At the moment I must depart, but don't go anywhere, or *signals to commander, you arms next wave of R/UR missles* I'll have you dealt with accordingly.
Don't kid yourself Straha. Anyone can see through that blantant lie. You, however powerful your cloak may be, can't hide from the spiritual forces of Darth Gnome. He is everywhere! He is touch with everything in the multiverse. I believe I've found you.
*Gnomania's Prideexits hyperdrive and displaces Straha's inactive R/UR shields intoGnomania's Pridecago bay, followed by a series of Gridfiredokens to Straha's engines, leaving him adrift in space*
I'll destroy you later. At the moment I must depart, but don't go anywhere, or *signals to commander, you arms next wave of R/UR missles* I'll have you dealt with accordingly.
*whisks away into the night*
Uhm, that really isn't me, I promise you no one will find me here, and beasides my ship doesn't even have proper engines, Tugs have to take her everywhere, or she can wriggle a short distance away to a location close by.
'After 9/11, it was "You're with us or your with the terrorists." Now its "You're with Straha or you support racism."' ' - The Romulan Republic
'You're a bully putting on an air of civility while saying that everything western and/or capitalistic must be bad, and a lot of other posters (loomer, Stas Bush, Gandalf) are also going along with it for their own personal reasons (Stas in particular is looking through rose colored glasses)' - Darth Yan
phongn wrote:Moderator Request: Please do not make our job any harder by posting Janeway Pr0n.
NO Janeway Prawn will be posted, I promise that, but at least call these jackals off before I have to use the dreaded MUlgrew Pics because, as you can see, they are killing more civillians then I have commited to asylums with my dirty dirty dirty pictures.
I can't call them off, nor can I force you to remove Janeway/Mulgrew pictures.
Tisk tisk, this multiverse is acting up. Better start over again...
*Monoliths begin taking apart everyone's planets everywhere*
(I never tried a TGOD before...)
"Man's unfailing capacity to believe what he prefers to be true rather than what the evidence shows to be likely and possible has always astounded me...God has not been proven not to exist, therefore he must exist." -- Academician Prokhor Zakharov
"Hal grabs life by the balls and doesn't let you do that [to] hal."
"I hereby declare myself master of the known world."
Straha wrote:Uhm, that really isn't me, I promise you no one will find me here, and beasides my ship doesn't even have proper engines, Tugs have to take her everywhere, or she can wriggle a short distance away to a location close by.
*The Broadsword of Stubbiness leads the ship to Straha's real fortress, the REAL FUCKING STRAHA, and vaporizing his tugs with a R/UR missle barrage, leaving Straha's ship stranded, asGnomania's Pridedisplaces Straha's ships systems into space, vaporizing it with a Gridfiredoken*
Alyrium Denryle wrote:*uses psionics to trace Straha's mind print...Finds eleports him infrnt of e...IT IS THE REAL STRAHA....And casts trap the soul...killing him.
That was Richard Nixon's Soul you fool! And besides he's already dead. Trust me you'll never know where I am untill you stop this madness of trying to get me.
'After 9/11, it was "You're with us or your with the terrorists." Now its "You're with Straha or you support racism."' ' - The Romulan Republic
'You're a bully putting on an air of civility while saying that everything western and/or capitalistic must be bad, and a lot of other posters (loomer, Stas Bush, Gandalf) are also going along with it for their own personal reasons (Stas in particular is looking through rose colored glasses)' - Darth Yan
Umm guys? Universal scale chi/magic/gridfire attack incoming still? And my navigator seems to have broken the Plot Device(TM) on my ship that would let me escape. That, and my universe sized mecha seems to be ignoring my abort commands, and laughing maniacally whenever I try to reason with it.
consequences wrote:Umm guys? Universal scale chi/magic/gridfire attack incoming still? And my navigator seems to have broken the Plot Device(TM) on my ship that would let me escape. That, and my universe sized mecha seems to be ignoring my abort commands, and laughing maniacally whenever I try to reason with it.
Hey Aly, do you have a Tesseract Spell? That could help.
*starts frantically pushing buttons on his Camaro's Hyperspace Radio system, causing the Camaro to divert all power to the transmitter. The message being Broadcast: "This Ship has pledged its Allegiance to the Empire of Durandal. Please do not Gridfire..."
Straha wrote:Uhm, that really isn't me, I promise you no one will find me here, and beasides my ship doesn't even have proper engines, Tugs have to take her everywhere, or she can wriggle a short distance away to a location close by.
*The Broadsword of Stubbiness leads the ship to Straha's real fortress, the REAL FUCKING STRAHA, and vaporizing his tugs with a R/UR missle barrage, leaving Straha's ship stranded, asGnomania's Pridedisplaces Straha's ships systems into space, vaporizing it with a Gridfiredoken*
You are mine. There is no escape.
Yes, that was the Real FUCKING Straha, being a virgin over here I can ensure you that that is not me.
Besides what do you get about not ever being able to get me. It just won't happen, be glad with what you have and go home.
'After 9/11, it was "You're with us or your with the terrorists." Now its "You're with Straha or you support racism."' ' - The Romulan Republic
'You're a bully putting on an air of civility while saying that everything western and/or capitalistic must be bad, and a lot of other posters (loomer, Stas Bush, Gandalf) are also going along with it for their own personal reasons (Stas in particular is looking through rose colored glasses)' - Darth Yan
*Under the cover of no one paying attention, the monoliths start converting anything they come across into precious materials, ruining everyone's economy*
Oh wait!
*converts a spare universe into universe-sized tank, destroying consequences' mechs in droves*
==State of the Monolith==
Monoliths: A bunch
Universe-Tank: 1
"Man's unfailing capacity to believe what he prefers to be true rather than what the evidence shows to be likely and possible has always astounded me...God has not been proven not to exist, therefore he must exist." -- Academician Prokhor Zakharov
"Hal grabs life by the balls and doesn't let you do that [to] hal."
"I hereby declare myself master of the known world."
Straha wrote:Yes, that was the Real FUCKING Straha, being a virgin over here I can ensure you that that is not me.
Besides what do you get about not ever being able to get me. It just won't happen, be glad with what you have and go home.
I have no time for semantics!
*Gridfiredokens Straha into oblivion*
I bid thee goodnight, fiend of janeway porn.
Missed me! Infact you aim in all different directions and can never get me!
'After 9/11, it was "You're with us or your with the terrorists." Now its "You're with Straha or you support racism."' ' - The Romulan Republic
'You're a bully putting on an air of civility while saying that everything western and/or capitalistic must be bad, and a lot of other posters (loomer, Stas Bush, Gandalf) are also going along with it for their own personal reasons (Stas in particular is looking through rose colored glasses)' - Darth Yan
==State of the Monolith==
Monoliths: A bunch
Universe-Tank: 1
Roman Emperors: Julian the Apostate
"Man's unfailing capacity to believe what he prefers to be true rather than what the evidence shows to be likely and possible has always astounded me...God has not been proven not to exist, therefore he must exist." -- Academician Prokhor Zakharov
"Hal grabs life by the balls and doesn't let you do that [to] hal."
"I hereby declare myself master of the known world."
Straha wrote:
Missed me! Infact you aim in all different directions and can never get me!
*closes eyes*
*fires*
"Man's unfailing capacity to believe what he prefers to be true rather than what the evidence shows to be likely and possible has always astounded me...God has not been proven not to exist, therefore he must exist." -- Academician Prokhor Zakharov
"Hal grabs life by the balls and doesn't let you do that [to] hal."
"I hereby declare myself master of the known world."
Straha wrote:
Missed me! Infact you aim in all different directions and can never get me!
*closes eyes*
*fires*
::looks down the target range::
A ten, a ten, a ten, a ten, and a nine.
Tsk Tsk Tsk you should have gotten all tens you know!
'After 9/11, it was "You're with us or your with the terrorists." Now its "You're with Straha or you support racism."' ' - The Romulan Republic
'You're a bully putting on an air of civility while saying that everything western and/or capitalistic must be bad, and a lot of other posters (loomer, Stas Bush, Gandalf) are also going along with it for their own personal reasons (Stas in particular is looking through rose colored glasses)' - Darth Yan
"Man's unfailing capacity to believe what he prefers to be true rather than what the evidence shows to be likely and possible has always astounded me...God has not been proven not to exist, therefore he must exist." -- Academician Prokhor Zakharov
"Hal grabs life by the balls and doesn't let you do that [to] hal."
"I hereby declare myself master of the known world."
