Get your fill of sci-fi, science, and mockery of stupid people		 * FAQ    * Search   * Register   * Login 
Want to support this site? Click

Quote of the Week: "Whereas some states possess an army, the Prussian army possesses a state" - Voltaire (real name: Francois-Marie Arouet), French writer and philosopher (1694-1778)

View unanswered posts | View active topics


Board index » Non-Fiction » Gaming, Electronics and Computers

All times are UTC - 5 hours [ DST ]



Post new topic Reply to topic  Page 1 of 1
  [ 21 posts ] 
  Print view Previous topic | Next topic 
Author Message
Solid Snake
 Post subject: The First of the Gaming Jokes thread. PostPosted: 2003-04-12 12:11am
Offline
Jedi Council Member
User avatar

Joined: 2002-07-16 07:46pm
Posts: 1540
Location: 30 miles from my armory
Johnny: My sister used the computer again.

Billy: <looks at computer, finds nothing to suggest that Johnny's sister used the pc.

Billy: How do you know, Johnny?

Johnny: The fucking joystick is soaked.


US Army Infantry: Follow Me!

Heavy Armor Brigade
Top
 Profile  
Straha
 Post subject: Re: The First of the Gaming Jokes thread. PostPosted: 2003-04-12 12:11am
Offline
Lord of the Spam
User avatar

Joined: 2002-07-21 11:59pm
Posts: 7722
Location: NYC
SolidSnake wrote:
Johnny: My sister used the computer again.

Billy: <looks at computer, finds nothing to suggest that Johnny's sister used the pc.

Billy: How do you know, Johnny?

Johnny: The fucking joystick is soaked.



:shock:

That takes the term joystick a tad too far.


"My annoyance is exacerbated by the fact that the suffering I am witnessing now cannot exist on its own, it has to fall into the hierarchy of a “lesser animal suffering.” In the made-for-TV reality of American culture, the only acceptable genocide is historical. It’s comforting—it’s over. Twenty million murdered humans deserve to be more than a reference point. I am annoyed that I don’t have more power in communicating what I’ve seen apart from stuttering: “It’s like the Holocaust” " - Susan Coe


Last edited by Straha on 2003-04-12 12:12am, edited 1 time in total.
Top
 Profile  
Captain Cyran
 Post subject:  PostPosted: 2003-04-12 12:12am
Offline
Psycho Mini-lop
User avatar

Joined: 2002-07-05 11:00pm
Posts: 7037
Location: College... w00t?
Hehehe, yay to sick perverted jokes.


Justice League, Super-Villain Carnage "Carnage Rules!" Cult of the Kitten Mew... The Black Mage with The Knife SD.Net Chronicler of the Past Bun Bun is my hero. The Official Verilonitis Vaccinator
Top
 Profile  
Brother-Captain Gaius
 Post subject:  PostPosted: 2003-04-12 12:13am
Offline
Emperor's Hand
User avatar

Joined: 2002-10-22 12:00am
Posts: 6530
Location: \m/
Bwa! Haha! HAHAHA! :twisted:


ASS Marine | 40K Nut | Metalhead | BattleTecher | Maximal
The vision never dies; life's a never-ending wheel
1337 posts as of 16:34 GMT-7 June 2nd, 2003

"IS names suck, Clan names forever. That there is a Timber Wolf." - Uraniun235. Ne'er have truer words been spoken.
Top
 Profile  
Anarchist Bunny
 Post subject: Re: The First of the Gaming Jokes thread. PostPosted: 2003-04-12 12:14am
Offline
Foul, Cruel, and Bad-Tempered Rodent
User avatar

Joined: 2002-07-12 02:08am
Posts: 5458
Location: San Antonio, Texas
SolidSnake wrote:
Johnny: My sister used the computer again.

Billy: <looks at computer, finds nothing to suggest that Johnny's sister used the pc.

Billy: How do you know, Johnny?

Johnny: The fucking joystick is soaked.


Man, a pic or vid of that would be the sexiest thing on the net.


//This Line Blank as of 7/15/07\\
Ornithology Subdirector: SD.net Dept. of Biological Sciences
Wiilite
Image
Top
 Profile  
Pablo Sanchez
 Post subject: Re: The First of the Gaming Jokes thread. PostPosted: 2003-04-12 12:15am
Offline
Commissar
User avatar

Joined: 2002-07-03 05:41pm
Posts: 6998
Location: The Wasteland
anarchistbunny wrote:
Man, a pic or vid of that would be the sexiest thing on the net.


Only if it had force feedback. :)

...

God, I'm such a nerd.


Image
"I am gravely disappointed. Again you have made me unleash my dogs of war."
--The Lord Humungus
Top
 Profile  
Anarchist Bunny
 Post subject: Re: The First of the Gaming Jokes thread. PostPosted: 2003-04-12 12:17am
Offline
Foul, Cruel, and Bad-Tempered Rodent
User avatar

Joined: 2002-07-12 02:08am
Posts: 5458
Location: San Antonio, Texas
Pablo Sanchez wrote:
anarchistbunny wrote:
Man, a pic or vid of that would be the sexiest thing on the net.


Only if it had force feedback. :)

...

God, I'm such a nerd.


Yeah, well, aren't we all.


//This Line Blank as of 7/15/07\\
Ornithology Subdirector: SD.net Dept. of Biological Sciences
Wiilite
Image
Top
 Profile  
Solid Snake
 Post subject: Re: The First of the Gaming Jokes thread. PostPosted: 2003-04-12 12:19am
Offline
Jedi Council Member
User avatar

Joined: 2002-07-16 07:46pm
Posts: 1540
Location: 30 miles from my armory
Pablo Sanchez wrote:
anarchistbunny wrote:
Man, a pic or vid of that would be the sexiest thing on the net.


Only if it had force feedback. :)

...

God, I'm such a nerd.


LMAO. That reminds me of that harry potter broom toy that vibrates.

My 17 year old daughter loves this toy! She puts it between her legs, and flys around all day!


US Army Infantry: Follow Me!

Heavy Armor Brigade
Top
 Profile  
Solid Snake
 Post subject:  PostPosted: 2003-04-12 12:21am
Offline
Jedi Council Member
User avatar

Joined: 2002-07-16 07:46pm
Posts: 1540
Location: 30 miles from my armory
Well, onto more jokes.

Anyone like to go into multi-player servers, pitch a tent and build a fire? HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA (fart)


US Army Infantry: Follow Me!

Heavy Armor Brigade
Top
 Profile  
Companion Cube
 Post subject:  PostPosted: 2003-04-12 11:17am
Offline
Biozeminade!

Joined: 2003-02-02 05:29pm
Posts: 3874
Location: what did you doooooo щ(ﾟДﾟщ)
LOL... :lol: I guess mentioning the All your base video would be suitable at this point... :lol:


And when I'm sad, you're a clown
And if I get scared, you're always a clown
Top
 Profile  
Captain Cyran
 Post subject: Re: The First of the Gaming Jokes thread. PostPosted: 2003-04-12 11:19am
Offline
Psycho Mini-lop
User avatar

Joined: 2002-07-05 11:00pm
Posts: 7037
Location: College... w00t?
SolidSnake wrote:
Pablo Sanchez wrote:
anarchistbunny wrote:
Man, a pic or vid of that would be the sexiest thing on the net.


Only if it had force feedback. :)

...

God, I'm such a nerd.


LMAO. That reminds me of that harry potter broom toy that vibrates.

My 17 year old daughter loves this toy! She puts it between her legs, and flys around all day!


ROFL! I remember that! Hehehe, so SO wrong.


Justice League, Super-Villain Carnage "Carnage Rules!" Cult of the Kitten Mew... The Black Mage with The Knife SD.Net Chronicler of the Past Bun Bun is my hero. The Official Verilonitis Vaccinator
Top
 Profile  
XaLEv
 Post subject:  PostPosted: 2003-04-12 12:15pm
Offline
Lore Monkey
User avatar

Joined: 2002-07-04 06:35am
Posts: 5366
I must post this again: http://www.gamegirladvance.com/archives ... rator.html


「かかっ―」
Top
 Profile  
Companion Cube
 Post subject:  PostPosted: 2003-04-13 04:08pm
Offline
Biozeminade!

Joined: 2003-02-02 05:29pm
Posts: 3874
Location: what did you doooooo щ(ﾟДﾟщ)
XaLEv wrote:
I must post this again: http://www.gamegirladvance.com/archives ... rator.html



:shock:


And when I'm sad, you're a clown
And if I get scared, you're always a clown
Top
 Profile  
Darth Gojira
 Post subject:  PostPosted: 2003-04-13 04:30pm
Offline
Jedi Master
User avatar

Joined: 2002-07-14 08:20am
Posts: 1378
Location: Rampaging around Cook County
XaLEv wrote:
I must post this again: http://www.gamegirladvance.com/archives ... rator.html

That's just plain wierd....


Hokey masers and giant robots are no match for a good kaiju at your side, kid
Post #666: 5-24-03, 8:26 am (Hey, why not?)
Do you not believe in Thor, the Viking Thunder God? If not, then do you consider your state of disbelief in Thor to be a religion? Are you an AThorist?-Darth Wong on Atheism as a religion
Top
 Profile  
Joe
 Post subject:  PostPosted: 2003-04-13 04:36pm
Offline
Space Cowboy
User avatar

Joined: 2002-08-22 09:58pm
Posts: 17314
Location: Wishing I was in Athens, GA
Whoah. :shock:


Image

BoTM / JL / MM / HAB / VRWC / Horseman
I'm studying for the CPA exam. Have a nice summer, and if you're down just sit back and realize that Joe is off somewhere, doing much worse than you are.
Top
 Profile  
Darth Garden Gnome
 Post subject:  PostPosted: 2003-04-13 04:37pm
Offline
Official SD.Net Lawn Ornament
User avatar

Joined: 2002-07-08 02:35am
Posts: 6029
Location: Some where near a mailbox
:shock: Uh....er....um...wow....inovative....


Leader of the Secret Gnome Revolution
Top
 Profile  
Exonerate
 Post subject:  PostPosted: 2003-04-13 04:39pm
Offline
Sith Marauder
User avatar

Joined: 2002-10-29 08:19pm
Posts: 4370
Location: DC Metro Area
I remember playing a 3 vs. 3 game of shared bases in SC... We attacked, but then one of the enemies used a nuke on the bridge, so we retreated. Then the enemy advanced, and the nuke came down.

Guess what happened :twisted:



BoTM, MM, HAB, JL
Top
 Profile  
Companion Cube
 Post subject:  PostPosted: 2003-04-13 04:39pm
Offline
Biozeminade!

Joined: 2003-02-02 05:29pm
Posts: 3874
Location: what did you doooooo щ(ﾟДﾟщ)
I think 'Jane' deserves some kind of Girl Gamer award for making good, if unusual use of gaming equipment...


And when I'm sad, you're a clown
And if I get scared, you're always a clown
Top
 Profile  
Captain Cyran
 Post subject:  PostPosted: 2003-04-13 04:46pm
Offline
Psycho Mini-lop
User avatar

Joined: 2002-07-05 11:00pm
Posts: 7037
Location: College... w00t?
XaLEv wrote:
I must post this again: http://www.gamegirladvance.com/archives ... rator.html


*Bursts out in laughter. Looks at everyone who is stunned.*

Well I thought it was funny....


Justice League, Super-Villain Carnage "Carnage Rules!" Cult of the Kitten Mew... The Black Mage with The Knife SD.Net Chronicler of the Past Bun Bun is my hero. The Official Verilonitis Vaccinator
Top
 Profile  
DPDarkPrimus
 Post subject:  PostPosted: 2003-04-13 05:00pm
Offline
Emperor's Hand
User avatar

Joined: 2002-11-23 12:02am
Posts: 18400
Location: Iowa
Exonerate wrote:
I remember playing a 3 vs. 3 game of shared bases in SC... We attacked, but then one of the enemies used a nuke on the bridge, so we retreated. Then the enemy advanced, and the nuke came down.

Guess what happened :twisted:


And so, to the intelligent go the spoils of war.


Mayabird is my girlfriend
Justice League:BotM:MM:SDnet City Watch:Cybertron's Finest
"Well then, science is bullshit. "
-revprez, with yet another brilliant rebuttal.
Top
 Profile  
Darth Yoshi
 Post subject:  PostPosted: 2003-04-13 07:25pm
Offline
Metroid
User avatar

Joined: 2002-07-04 10:00pm
Posts: 7240
Location: Global Hawk country? Not anymore! ^_^
XaLEv wrote:
I must post this again: http://www.gamegirladvance.com/archives ... rator.html
Cool.


Image
Fragment of the Lord of Nightmares, release thy heavenly retribution. Blade of cold, black nothingness: become my power, become my body. Together, let us walk the path of destruction and smash even the souls of the Gods! RAGNA BLADE!
Lore Monkey | the Pichu-master™
Secularism—since AD 80
Av: Fio; Metal Slug 7
Top
 Profile  
Display posts from previous:  Sort by  
Post new topic Reply to topic  Page 1 of 1
  [ 21 posts ] 

Board index » Non-Fiction » Gaming, Electronics and Computers

All times are UTC - 5 hours [ DST ]

Who is online

Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 3 guests

You cannot post new topics in this forum
You cannot reply to topics in this forum
You cannot edit your posts in this forum
You cannot delete your posts in this forum
You cannot post attachments in this forum

Search for:
Jump to:  
Powered by phpBB® Forum Software © phpBB Group