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The First of the Gaming Jokes thread.

Postby Solid Snake » 2003-04-12 12:11am

Johnny: My sister used the computer again.

Billy: <looks at computer, finds nothing to suggest that Johnny's sister used the pc.

Billy: How do you know, Johnny?

Johnny: The fucking joystick is soaked.
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Re: The First of the Gaming Jokes thread.

Postby Straha » 2003-04-12 12:11am

SolidSnake wrote:Johnny: My sister used the computer again.

Billy: <looks at computer, finds nothing to suggest that Johnny's sister used the pc.

Billy: How do you know, Johnny?

Johnny: The fucking joystick is soaked.



:shock:

That takes the term joystick a tad too far.
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Postby Captain Cyran » 2003-04-12 12:12am

Hehehe, yay to sick perverted jokes.
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Postby Brother-Captain Gaius » 2003-04-12 12:13am

Bwa! Haha! HAHAHA! :twisted:
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Re: The First of the Gaming Jokes thread.

Postby Anarchist Bunny » 2003-04-12 12:14am

SolidSnake wrote:Johnny: My sister used the computer again.

Billy: <looks at computer, finds nothing to suggest that Johnny's sister used the pc.

Billy: How do you know, Johnny?

Johnny: The fucking joystick is soaked.


Man, a pic or vid of that would be the sexiest thing on the net.
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Re: The First of the Gaming Jokes thread.

Postby Pablo Sanchez » 2003-04-12 12:15am

anarchistbunny wrote:Man, a pic or vid of that would be the sexiest thing on the net.


Only if it had force feedback. :)

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Re: The First of the Gaming Jokes thread.

Postby Anarchist Bunny » 2003-04-12 12:17am

Pablo Sanchez wrote:
anarchistbunny wrote:Man, a pic or vid of that would be the sexiest thing on the net.


Only if it had force feedback. :)

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God, I'm such a nerd.


Yeah, well, aren't we all.
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Re: The First of the Gaming Jokes thread.

Postby Solid Snake » 2003-04-12 12:19am

Pablo Sanchez wrote:
anarchistbunny wrote:Man, a pic or vid of that would be the sexiest thing on the net.


Only if it had force feedback. :)

...

God, I'm such a nerd.


LMAO. That reminds me of that harry potter broom toy that vibrates.

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Postby Solid Snake » 2003-04-12 12:21am

Well, onto more jokes.

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Postby Companion Cube » 2003-04-12 11:17am

LOL... :lol: I guess mentioning the All your base video would be suitable at this point... :lol:
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Re: The First of the Gaming Jokes thread.

Postby Captain Cyran » 2003-04-12 11:19am

SolidSnake wrote:
Pablo Sanchez wrote:
anarchistbunny wrote:Man, a pic or vid of that would be the sexiest thing on the net.


Only if it had force feedback. :)

...

God, I'm such a nerd.


LMAO. That reminds me of that harry potter broom toy that vibrates.

My 17 year old daughter loves this toy! She puts it between her legs, and flys around all day!


ROFL! I remember that! Hehehe, so SO wrong.
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Postby XaLEv » 2003-04-12 12:15pm

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Postby Companion Cube » 2003-04-13 04:08pm

XaLEv wrote:I must post this again: http://www.gamegirladvance.com/archives ... rator.html



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Postby Darth Gojira » 2003-04-13 04:30pm

XaLEv wrote:I must post this again: http://www.gamegirladvance.com/archives ... rator.html

That's just plain wierd....
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Postby Joe » 2003-04-13 04:36pm

Whoah. :shock:
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Postby Darth Garden Gnome » 2003-04-13 04:37pm

:shock: Uh....er....um...wow....inovative....
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Postby Exonerate » 2003-04-13 04:39pm

I remember playing a 3 vs. 3 game of shared bases in SC... We attacked, but then one of the enemies used a nuke on the bridge, so we retreated. Then the enemy advanced, and the nuke came down.

Guess what happened :twisted:

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Postby Companion Cube » 2003-04-13 04:39pm

I think 'Jane' deserves some kind of Girl Gamer award for making good, if unusual use of gaming equipment...
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Postby Captain Cyran » 2003-04-13 04:46pm

XaLEv wrote:I must post this again: http://www.gamegirladvance.com/archives ... rator.html


*Bursts out in laughter. Looks at everyone who is stunned.*

Well I thought it was funny....
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Postby DPDarkPrimus » 2003-04-13 05:00pm

Exonerate wrote:I remember playing a 3 vs. 3 game of shared bases in SC... We attacked, but then one of the enemies used a nuke on the bridge, so we retreated. Then the enemy advanced, and the nuke came down.

Guess what happened :twisted:


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Postby Darth Yoshi » 2003-04-13 07:25pm

XaLEv wrote:I must post this again: http://www.gamegirladvance.com/archives ... rator.html
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