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What happens when the Culture contacts the Empire?

Culture destroys the Empire with little effort.
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Culture effectorizes Imperial leadership and assumes control of the Empire.
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Empire defeats Culture(Yes I'm smoking here want some?)
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What the heck is the "Culture?!"
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When do they surf supernovae and at what distance? (Apollo Eleven could do it at a great enough distance, Inverse square law..)

And I never was impressed by the GCU (yes it was) hiding in the outer layers of the star. A Trade Federation Battleship can do that, for an unlimited (until it runs out of fuel anyway) amount of time.

I thought the twin novae was in two seperate systems?
In any case that is still four novae during the war unnaccounted for.
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I don't consider a Mind to be "Weak-willed"
Still, even if taking care of the humans is as easy as breathing, would you still breath if you didn't have to?
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NecronLord wrote:
fgalkin wrote: Suure. Except that Culture ships surf supernovas for FUN. :roll:

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Actually that's blatantly untrue. See the Iridian war, supernovas are dangerous to the culture. Not that it matters, they'd simply stay in hyperspace.
I clearly remember it being mentioned in one of the novels. "Excession", I think.

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Eddy, please explain to me how a Jedi or Sith will Mind Trick a Culture Mind when they can't even Mind Trick friggin Watto.
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Eddy the Very Great wrote:
I don't consider a Mind to be "Weak-willed"
Still, even if taking care of the humans is as easy as breathing, would you still breath if you didn't have to?
Because for some odd reason they like us. It cost them next to nothing to manage the Culture and it benefits them so why shouldn't they?
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fgalkin wrote:
NecronLord wrote:
fgalkin wrote: Suure. Except that Culture ships surf supernovas for FUN. :roll:

Have a very nice day.
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Actually that's blatantly untrue. See the Iridian war, supernovas are dangerous to the culture. Not that it matters, they'd simply stay in hyperspace.
I clearly remember it being mentioned in one of the novels. "Excession", I think.

Have a very nice day.
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The only naturally occuring things that can harm a GCU would be a black hole or a white hole. I guess that excludes supernovae since it is said that a GCU can survive them with some minor adjustments to the fields.
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OK, so one Jedi couldn't mind trick a culture mind, but to claim that the entire Force is weaker than a single culture mind is ignoring an important point of SW.
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Eddy the Very Great wrote:OK, so one Jedi couldn't mind trick a culture mind, but to claim that the entire Force is weaker than a single culture mind is ignoring an important point of SW.
Well I'd have to see something that shows Force users doing such feats, my knowledge of the EU is limited due to my disliking of most of the books.
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Eddy the Very Great wrote:OK, so one Jedi couldn't mind trick a culture mind, but to claim that the entire Force is weaker than a single culture mind is ignoring an important point of SW.
The entire Force is existance, of course its more powerful than anything anyone could ever make. A Jedi that has the full ability to wield the Force could wipe out existance.

But since no Jedi/Sith has the ability to wield the entirety fo the Force, or even a microscopic fraction of it, the Culture wins.
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Eddy the Very Great wrote:OK, so one Jedi couldn't mind trick a culture mind, but to claim that the entire Force is weaker than a single culture mind is ignoring an important point of SW.
No, the Force is more powerful. But frankly anything the Jedi, Sith or a John Q Force-user is going to be stopped, and hard, by the Culture. Unless the Force itself decides to intervene the Empire is fucked.
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Eddy the Very Great wrote:OK, so one Jedi couldn't mind trick a culture mind, but to claim that the entire Force is weaker than a single culture mind is ignoring an important point of SW.
And until the whole of the Force is being used on the SW side, that is irrelevant. Try again.
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Damn lack of edit: And no one said that the whole Force is weaker than a single Mind. What we're saying is that individual Force users are not strong enough to take on the whole Culture.
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Admiral Valdemar wrote:
fgalkin wrote:
NecronLord wrote: Actually that's blatantly untrue. See the Iridian war, supernovas are dangerous to the culture. Not that it matters, they'd simply stay in hyperspace.
I clearly remember it being mentioned in one of the novels. "Excession", I think.

Have a very nice day.
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The only naturally occuring things that can harm a GCU would be a black hole or a white hole. I guess that excludes supernovae since it is said that a GCU can survive them with some minor adjustments to the fields.
That would be the quote I was referring to. :wink:

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XaLEv wrote:Damn lack of edit: And no one said that the whole Force is weaker than a single Mind. What we're saying is that individual Force users are not strong enough to take on the whole Culture.
Hell, all the Force users in the galaxy wouldn't be enough to stop them. Not enough by far.
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Eddy the Very Great:

Since you're arguing that the Force would some how stop the Culture, please enlighten us. How would the Force stop the Culture?
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Stormbringer wrote:Eddy the Very Great:

Since you're arguing that the Force would some how stop the Culture, please enlighten us. How would the Force stop the Culture?
He can't. He's a moron. :roll:

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fgalkin wrote:
Stormbringer wrote:Eddy the Very Great:

Since you're arguing that the Force would some how stop the Culture, please enlighten us. How would the Force stop the Culture?
He can't. He's a moron. :roll:
Of course. And the sky's blue and water's wet. The things is after slamming him so much it gets boring. Where's the fun in making him our bitch if he doesn't evern fight back?
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He's not a moron, that's giving him to much credit, by dictionary definition he's an idiot.
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Hah, the Force can beat the Culture. :lol: He shall be rememberd for that.

Oh, btw. He's online. He seems to be avoiding this thread.

I wonder why is that. :roll: :twisted:

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fgalkin wrote:Hah, the Force can beat the Culture. :lol: He shall be rememberd for that.

Oh, btw. He's online. He seems to be avoiding this thread.

I wonder why is that. :roll: :twisted:

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He's been busy posting in this thread, acting like an even bigger spineless idiot.

Someones been selling this kid a whole lot of herrings disguised as valid points. Probably blew all his lunch money on all those little red things. :lol:
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Darth Utsanomiko wrote:He's been busy posting in this thread, acting like an even bigger spineless idiot.
What the hell did you expect? He's got all the backbone of a jellyfish.
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Fine, I concede this debate.
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Eddy the Very Great wrote:I'd say that the Empire wins. They have the Force. I know that in a straight fight they would lose, but if Vader infiltrated the culture the way Palpatine took control of the Republic, then the GE could win. The culture can't be that stable. It's a galaxy wide anarchy. It would take relatively little topple them.
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jegs2 wrote:Hmmm, interesting but wrong. The Culture is comparible to the Galactic Empire as the Galactic Empire would be comparible to ancient Egypt. Oh, and welcome to SD.NET. Be careful of what you post on this site, for you will be held immediately accountable for all of it, and many here are not so nice as I.
Another such analogy, byt IXJac at ASVS:
If the Culture is the US, then the Homomdan Empire is the USSR, the Chinese are the Idirans, the mugger on the corner of Fifth and Main is the Galactic Empire, and the bum he's curb-stomping is the UFP.
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