w00t!

*uses ion cannon on Phong*

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"preemptive killing of cops might not be such a bad idea from a personal saftey[sic] standpoint..." --Keevan Colton
"There's a word for bias you can't see: Yours." -- William Saletan

*rejects the ion cannon as outside the tech level*

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Manic Progressive: A liberal who violently swings from anger at politicos to despondency over them.

Out Of Context theatre: Ron Paul has repeatedly said he's not a racist. - Destructinator XIII on why Ron Paul isn't racist.

Shadowy Overlord - BMs/Black Mage Monkey - BOTM/Jetfire - Cybertron's Finest/General Miscreant/ASVS/Supermoderator Emeritus

Debator Classification: Trollhunter

*watches this battle a safe distance away, with Hyperjump Engines hot and ready to go at a moment's notice*

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I claim the Interstellar Empire of New Rome. You will BOW before New Rome!

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The End of Suburbia
"If more cars are inevitable, must there not be roads for them to run on?"
-Robert Moses

"The Wire" is the best show in the history of television. Watch it today.

::unleashes the Imperium Silver Crystal, obliterating the ion cannon while absorbing the beam's energy for later use::

The Star Kingdom of Serenity will crush you all.

We are the Lost...

Lower your shields, or be destroyed.

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Manic Progressive: A liberal who violently swings from anger at politicos to despondency over them.

Out Of Context theatre: Ron Paul has repeatedly said he's not a racist. - Destructinator XIII on why Ron Paul isn't racist.

Shadowy Overlord - BMs/Black Mage Monkey - BOTM/Jetfire - Cybertron's Finest/General Miscreant/ASVS/Supermoderator Emeritus

Debator Classification: Trollhunter

The walls of New Rome shall never be breached!

Roma Victor!

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The End of Suburbia
"If more cars are inevitable, must there not be roads for them to run on?"
-Robert Moses

"The Wire" is the best show in the history of television. Watch it today.

*Engages Jump Engines because Dalton's about to nuke this TGOD!!!!*

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Looks like I have to save everyone from their sanity.



*uploads a Janeway/Darkstar/Mellian combined personality construct onto everyone's ship comp*

*Takes adavantage of resulting chaos to escape*

::distracts the Beast with some cookies::

*Inharmonious chorus of damned souls*

COOOOOOKIES!

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Manic Progressive: A liberal who violently swings from anger at politicos to despondency over them.

Out Of Context theatre: Ron Paul has repeatedly said he's not a racist. - Destructinator XIII on why Ron Paul isn't racist.

Shadowy Overlord - BMs/Black Mage Monkey - BOTM/Jetfire - Cybertron's Finest/General Miscreant/ASVS/Supermoderator Emeritus

Debator Classification: Trollhunter

Didn't catch me, I was in the third layer of Hyperspace...

Ahh fuck! Damn Thirdspace Aliens!

*starts dodging TSA Fighters, charges up the Camaro's Mini Turbolasers, and blasts a TSA Capship to Hell*

See You In Hell!

*blasts away at max burn*

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It takes something on the order of a Marissa Picard/Sailor Moon crossover fanfic to destroy my sanity (I once read one, and I promptly failed my SAN check). Luckily, Marina saved my mind with a sample of DIG's next chapter.

We are the Third Empire, surrender, or face annihilation...

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"preemptive killing of cops might not be such a bad idea from a personal saftey[sic] standpoint..." --Keevan Colton
"There's a word for bias you can't see: Yours." -- William Saletan

Ch'rowl you all! The Ever-shifting Faction, controlled by me, will win! I am the Kzin? The GPF? Or an Outsider construct built for destruction? Not even I know

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"I am gravely disappointed. Again you have made me unleash my dogs of war."
--The Lord Humungus

Not even Guardian Sanchez can resist cookies made from the combined powers of Kasumi Tendo and Belldandy Morisato. Here, have some!

I need not this crude confections of powdered wheat and--hey, are those chocolate chip?

...


Damn you and your wiles...

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"I am gravely disappointed. Again you have made me unleash my dogs of war."
--The Lord Humungus

*records that sound and puts it on a Data Crystal ROM and starts playing it over and over again through his Lil Blue Camaro's sound system, laughing insanely at every iteration as he hurtles through Thirdspace...*

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Ah! As you all bicker amongst yourselves, the mighty spaceborne legions of New Rome have swept in like a storm and engulfed a dozen worlds!

Nos sunt mortuum virem!

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The End of Suburbia
"If more cars are inevitable, must there not be roads for them to run on?"
-Robert Moses

"The Wire" is the best show in the history of television. Watch it today.

In the time it takes them to do that, I could infect a Galaxy.

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Manic Progressive: A liberal who violently swings from anger at politicos to despondency over them.

Out Of Context theatre: Ron Paul has repeatedly said he's not a racist. - Destructinator XIII on why Ron Paul isn't racist.

Shadowy Overlord - BMs/Black Mage Monkey - BOTM/Jetfire - Cybertron's Finest/General Miscreant/ASVS/Supermoderator Emeritus

Debator Classification: Trollhunter

Only a dozen? But I control a galaxy...

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"preemptive killing of cops might not be such a bad idea from a personal saftey[sic] standpoint..." --Keevan Colton
"There's a word for bias you can't see: Yours." -- William Saletan

Here, have a cookie!

::feeds his personell each a dozen chocolate chip cookies::

Then you would infect two, then four, then eight, then... then I would psychically attack one task force of yours, and the telepathic nature of your power would spread the doom, killing billions of worlds, and with each fresh genocide, adding that pain to the spreading Dark-force wave, 'til it swept back and forth across your territory like a storm from hell.

...

And then you would recover within a month. Bastard nanites...

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"I am gravely disappointed. Again you have made me unleash my dogs of war."
--The Lord Humungus