If my husband married my sister

[J]

This depiction is 98.6% accurate

[muse]

Blatant stereotyping! I don't even drive!

[Raw Shark]

Back when I was a taxi driver, my cab reeked of pot pretty much all the time. I never brought any to work, but my clients were about 50% likely to have some and smoking up the driver is generally considered an adequate tip. One time, I defiantly stated my rights when a cop asked if he could search my vehicle after a routine, "You're a taxi driver, you must be committing some kind of crime right now," traffic stop. That rat bastard kept me sitting there two hours losing mad money during bar time, waiting for a drug dog. After that I just let them search the car.

I got the bomb weeds you know I’m blowing hella tokes
I got the good shit that leave you laid up on the floor
I got them krypt nugs I got them big sacks
I got the type a bud that kicks you in your fucking ass
I got the type a weed that make you want to bug out
Without a doubt the type o shit that get you drugged out
We getting supa high
We getting supa ripped
We putting it down for all the weed smoking cliques

[J]

Blatant stereotyping! I don't even drive!

Why is it called an airport if it's on the ground?
Why do you drive on a parkway and park on a driveway?
Why are we living in a bad Hollywood movie?

[aerius]

Back when I was a taxi driver, my cab reeked of pot pretty much all the time. I never brought any to work, but my clients were about 50% likely to have some and smoking up the driver is generally considered an adequate tip. One time, I defiantly stated my rights when a cop asked if he could search my vehicle after a routine, "You're a taxi driver, you must be committing some kind of crime right now," traffic stop. That rat bastard kept me sitting there two hours losing mad money during bar time, waiting for a drug dog. After that I just let them search the car.

Back in my customs days we always had drug dogs at the airport but not the main postal facility. I always found that funny since there were more drugs going through postal than the airport, then again, we had a smuggling ring which was being run by customs workers from inside the postal facility.

[Raw Shark]

Proferbar al toomba, al ritmo de la rumba!

[Raw Shark]

EDIT: Profenar. I'm not a Spanish teacher, I just play one on the internet. Sometimes well, depending on bong hits.

[Raw Shark]

Back in my customs days we always had drug dogs at the airport but not the main postal facility. I always found that funny since there were more drugs going through postal than the airport, then again, we had a smuggling ring which was being run by customs workers from inside the postal facility.

I have never seen an inside job fail without some level of outrageous incompetence involved. The guys doing the dirt know the terrain? Success.

[aerius]

I have never seen an inside job fail without some level of outrageous incompetence involved. The guys doing the dirt know the terrain? Success.

The funny part is they actually got caught and the whole thing went to trial. IIRC there were 3 or 4 inside guys involved in the operation which was smuggling something like $20 million per year, but they all beat the charges because apparently there was some technicality with having hidden cameras without informing the workers so all the evidence was deemed inadmissible and tossed out. They actually had to give them their jobs back after firing them.

[Raw Shark]

I mean, I'm not saying outrageous failure is not an option here.

[Raw Shark]

Ey yo, aerius. muse. J. If there there's one thing I know, and I don't know much, I think you guys could fuck successfully.

[Raw Shark]

"You fished me like a whaler, in violation of international treaties, babe."

I am autistic, and I will keep the Norwegian Reggaeton thing going for decades. It has to play in my head now, so you get it, too. You started this.

[Raw Shark]

Don't worry, I'm not just doing this to you. This shit's gone viral. I've inflicted it upon one of my exes who is a Norwegian-descended Satanist (who sends me an X-mas card every year and yes I do comment on the irony)

ME: "Nordico latino! Que luciferino!"

HER: Fucking hell I can't stop singing that song. And did you have to teach it to my kid?

[Raw Shark]

Stream of consciousness time because fuck it, this is Testing: She's an actual factual devil-worshipper. Has a major beef with the LeVeyan political movement. Pretty sure she's sacrificed a goat at some point. Really sweet girl, though. She named her son Sammael, after the demon. He prefers Sam. No matter what religion you try to push on a kid, they're going to buck it off when they hit teenage.

[muse]

This is what I tell myself every day.

[muse]

NO I DON'T WANT TO UPGRADE TO WINDOWS 11!!!!!!!

[J]