CHAPTER SIX
• High Admiral Yzu will take 15th Deep Core Reserve Fleet to Kuat to compel surrender and rendering of hostages; failure to comply will be met with main force. Debellation of system authorized at Commander’s discretion, but core infrastructure will be seized intact. Shadow Hand has spoken.
The New Imperial Council was not the government. That machinery still existed beneath them—far beneath them—the durable ministries and agencies, plugging away at the endless task of administering all of the Known Galaxy. Despite the chaos and the wars, taxes were still assessed and collected, licenses were still issued and renewed, fines and fees were still levied. The Council of Ministers still met, even as it always had, throughout the tumult and the confusion that followed the death of the Emperor at Endor.
No, the New Imperial Council was the apex of power,
all power, unrestricted by law, charter, or constitution. There was no more Ruling Council, no more Senate.
These were the rulers of the Empire.
Sedriss was not well liked among these people.
Since time immemorial the galaxy had been dominated by the Names and Numbers, the powerful families and gigantic multistellar megacorporations that wielded power and influence throughout the Known Galaxy. They had not gotten rich by writing checks.
To force their will upon others and defend themselves from others’ will, the Names and Numbers kept housecarls, their own private armies of soldiers, bodyguards, and enforcers. But not all enemies posed problems that could be solved by housecarls; for them, the Names and Numbers kept what was euphemistically known as a
chapter.
The rest of the galaxy called a chapter a private stable of assassins.
The Emperor had his housecarls—the Armed Forces of the Imperium, among others—and he had his chapter. Chartered Imperial Assassins like Gauer, the Neuras, and Ennix Devian were always loitering around the Imperial Palace, lurking at the very edge of the crowd. They were there to remind the ruling class that the Emperor had troubleshooters.
To keep the shakers-and-movers in their place, the Emperor would task his chapter with the occasional random assignment, killing this senator or that advisor for literally no reason. They were terrorists, terrorists
par excellence, whose job was to terrorize the most powerful beings in the galaxy.
Sedriss QL was the worst of them.
The others of the Emperor’s chapter used
chaumurky or
chaumas, garrotes or monofilament daggers, venomous darts. They struck in the middle of the night, or in the antechamber outside the throne room—swift, circumspect, according to the forms.
Sedriss fought like the Swooper he had been: a thug. He beat people to death, shivved them in the kidneys, slashed their throats. Once he had ambushed one of the Emperor’s advisors at a restaurant, stabbing the man to death with cutlery in full view of the holopaparazzi.
It was not enough that he dealt death. His victims suffered ignominious, violent,
common deaths.
He was a peasant who dared to make lords feel fear.
Everybody who was anybody knew Sarcev Quest.
He was not a high-powered ‘Hand’ at court—he had no party or faction of his own; no constellation of clients, no claque of hangers-on for him. He was something like a free agent, a likeable and charming fellow with connections to all the factions. He knew people everywhere, and he seemed almost eager to do favors for others without ever asking for anything in return.
In particular, he was an excellent conversationalist with a knack for headhunting new talent. There wasn’t a court party out there that had not at some time or another been pleasantly surprised by a fresh face on their metaphorical doorstep with a note from Quest saying, “You have been looking for a new
frois-d’art sous-chef, and Blanksworth here seems the perfect fit for your household….”
Despite his lack of pedigree, he was welcome in all the best houses. He knew the forms and the customs. He played the game. They called him the Arbiter of Elegances.
Shortly after the Battle of Hoth, when Pestage had taken over the presidency of the Ruling Council from Dangor, Quest had been given a seat on the Ruling Council, a sop to the factions currently out at court. If they could not put their own man in the Serenissimus, at the very least they could rely on Quest to keep an eye out for their essential interests. Everybody liked him; most of them even trusted him.
When the Emperor died, Pestage had faced a brief insurrection from among the court, who had threatened to pack him off to the disintegration booth if he did not immediately retire to Byss. The wily old Purple Twin had agreed, and then promptly turned around and had Imperial Intelligence liquidate the putschists. It had been Dangor and Quest—as different as night and day—who had forged the uneasy truce between the new Regent and the rest of the court parties who had survived the Night of the Lanvarok.
Over the years that followed, when Pestage and Isard had passed from the scene, it had been Dangor and Quest who had held the ruling class together as Convenor and Moderator of the rickety, bilious coalition called the Emperor’s Ruling Circle. Quest had been the first to back the claims of the newly-returned Grand Admiral Thrawn, Quest had been the one who persuaded the Grey Eminence and the rest to install the blue-skinned Warlord from beyond the Outer Rim as the shogun of the Empire.
When the Emperor returned from his years of occultation on Byss, Quest had been seated on the New Imperial Council, as the de facto dean of the court and viceroy of the old ruling classes. His presence was reassuring to the kind of people who had a hard time adjusting to the idea of the Emperor revived or who blanched at the new brutality of the dark-side-suffused regime on Byss.
They felt free to talk in front of him.
The High Presence of the Valideh Sultan Shahbanu was an old woman, probably the oldest human being in the galaxy. Nobody knew precisely how old she was, or even what her real name was. She had been married nine times to the highest of the galactic aristocracy, the Old Families and the Houses Major, and had children with every one of her husbands, high-born children who married into other Ancient Houses. She was a grandmother and great-grandmother two hundred times over whose descendants were found in more than half of the Names.
They were
all frightened of her.
She was the only woman to sit on the New Imperial Council, and was for all intents and purposes the Emperor’s vicereine of Society, despite being a figure who was almost never mentioned in the NewsNets. She was fond of Quest, had been ever since he had handled certain delicate arrangements involving one of her great-granddaughters. The Arbiter of Elegances was always welcome in her tea house.
He was amused to find it full of people whose professional backgrounds would not suggest that part of their day included waiting upon a supercentenarian dowager.
Let us see, he thought—it was always good to know who was cooling his heels where—
mostly a family affair.
The Valideh Sultan was sitting in her curule chair, her spine as stiff as a durasteel rod, her diaphanous black veil lifted to allow her to drink from her ten-thousand-year-old tea bowl. Sitting on the floor to her left was one of her grandsons, Director of Imperial Intelligence Reynart haut Messervy; to her right, great-granddaughter Feena Beruss-Tagge-Asta na-Baroness D’Asta, and off to the side grandson General Nils Immodet y Ashen, great-grandsons Fleet Admiral Arhul Banjeer-Ozzel, Admiral Tannon Banjeer-Okins, Vice Admiral Orman Banjeer-Banjeer, Rear Admiral Llon Banjeer-Holt, and High General Anakin Praji. Quest was surprised to see among the family a pair of near-humans, the Devaronian chief of the Galaxy Labor Front, Lord Manos, and the Myke pirate-king of the Kimlaw, Norym Kim.
Well, now, that’s interesting, Quest thought.
The Old Grey Lady’s no High Humanist, but she doesn’t usually feel much need to seek friends outside her own family tree.
They drank tea and kept the conversation light. Quest recognized that the Valideh Sultan’s descendants were using one of their private languages—they didn’t know he could read it. Everyone appreciated Quest’s observations on the tea accoutrements. He actually knew the story of the slight arrowhead chip on the tea bowl Feena D’Asta was using.
There was a lull in the conversation, very slight—five seconds, little more than that, when Lord Manos took a deep breath, and said something direct.
“The Dead Hand gave Sedriss the Balmorra mission,” he said, looking embarrassed to have to talk shop. It did not escape Quest’s attention that he had called Shadow Hand by its unflattering nickname.
The Valideh Sultan’s lips tightened, and she put her bowl into the hands of her grandson at her side. “
Sedriss,” she said, like it was a curse word. “The man is completely unfit for command.”
“He’s—ow—he’s not ‘in command,’ ma’am,” Messervy said—the tea bowl was still hot. “He’s just the Executor of Shadow Hand.”
“Why does he call himself that?” D’Asta asked, handing the Valideh Sultan a confection. “I thought the title was ‘Supreme Commander.’”
“It was,” one of the Banjeer-hyphens said. “But the Dead Hand abolished the old office.”
“Dead Hand gave him the new title,” another hyphen said, upstaging his cousin—everybody was keen to be seen as helping cousin D’Asta, the matriarch’s favorite, heiress to one of the largest fortunes in the galaxy, with housecarls to match— “to show that he is the executor of the Emperor’s will.”
“His last will,” a third hyphen muttered, “and testament.”
“Stop that muttering,” the old woman said, and the third hyphen sat up straighter. His cousins looked at him carefully out of the corner of their eyes.
“I don’t think Sultanim meant ‘command’ literally, Director,” Quest said, helping himself to a confection. She smiled at him approvingly; she was not accustomed to explaining herself to anyone. “And I regret to say I do not understand why he’s in the position he is. He has no idea what he’s doing.”
“He knows
exactly what he’s doing,” Kim the pirate-king said, adjusting the fall of his tunic. “And so does my friend the Councilman.” There was just a hint of acid in his voice—Nim was wealthy, powerful, and very talented, but had never enjoyed a position at court commensurate with his abilities, despite having the Emperor’s favor. A man who conquered five sectors
before Endor should have been a White Glove at court, but the snobbish Core Worlders had never been able to see him as anything but a kind of housecarl-for-hire.
“Oh?” Quest raised his eyebrows in polite interest. “What is it that he is doing?”
“He is a terrorist,” Kim said, looking Quest dead in the eye. “And you know it. His job is to keep the Forces in line while the Emperor is… indisposed.”
“I don’t think we need any such thing,” one of the hyphens said. Banjeer-Banjeer, probably. Despite the fact that the hyphens were not first cousins, it took a good deal of effort on Quest’s part to tell them apart.
“The Imperial State has always tested the loyalty of people who have given no reason to be questioned,” Manos said obliquely, holding up his tea bowl to admire the way the light played across its surface. Everyone knew what he meant—Manos had risen to his present lofty status by ruthlessly applying Imperial ideals to the complex web of organized labor throughout the Known Galaxy, and he had encountered quite a good deal of the xenophobia common to the humanocentric ruling classes.
“No tears will be shed if he does not return from Balmorra,” the Valideh Sultan said, and the conversation was closed.
Fifteen hours after Sedriss had left for Balmorra and an hour after the Valideh Sultan’s informal tea gathering had concluded, Quest was on the links outside Eternia with the polymath Dr. Sigit Ranth and two of the Emperor’s dark side adepts, Savuud Thimram, the Chandrilan castellan of the Imperial Citadel, and Quest’s fellow Councilman, Nefta naKeto, the High Prelate of the Krath.
“Well, I don’t think anybody would shed any tears if the bloody Nek doesn’t come back,” Ranth said while lining up his stroke. “There’s a nautical expression, I think: ‘Shipmates slip down ladderwells.’”
“I think you underestimate how steady on his feet the little greaser is,” Thimram grunted, shading his eyes as he followed the progress of Ranth’s ball. “Beside which, I don’t think the Emperor will be pleased if he returns to find his handpicked shogun has had an accident.”
“Fine shot, Ranth,” Nefta said as he drew his club from the bag floating in air beside him—he didn’t like having sapient caddies.
“No, not that one,” Quest said. “Not this close to the green. You want your 9 iron, Nefta.”
The High Prelate glanced at him, thought a moment, and switched clubs. “Anyway, he’s not the Emperor’s choice, Thimram,” he said, clearing his throat as he began to line up his own shot. “Shadow Hand picked him.”
“Who are you, Krylenko?
1” Thimram said, rolling his eyes. “A distinction without a difference. You know perfectly well the Emperor is unlikely to disagree with Shadow Hand when he returns.”
“Yes, of course,” Nefta said. “Of course. When the Emperor returns.” He let fly his club, then cleared his throat and said as casually as he could, “We must of course face the unpleasant reality that he may choose not to return any time soon.”
That’s an interesting way to phrase it, Quest thought.
“It’s good of you to meet me for a working lunch, Councilman Quest.” Admiral of the Navy Gehrls, First Space Lord/Chief of Naval Operations, rose from his chair to greet Quest as he entered the admiral’s office twenty minutes after leaving the links. They did not shake hands; Naval Regulations prohibited it because of the once-common practice among Core Worlders and Colonists of poisoning their enemies with weaponized signet rings.
“The pleasure is mine, of course, Admiral Gehrls,” Quest said, bowing at the shoulders. “I am always happy to help you any way I can.”
“Yes, of course,” Gehrls said. “Of course. I know that. I hope you like
rilk-beef, Councilman. Like many of my brother-officers, I picked up a taste for cold
rilk sandwiches in my ’naxes days.” A naval shibboleth, that; Quest knew that it was considered lubberly to pronounce the first
A in
Anaxes. Like nearly all his fellow Fondorians, Gehrls was a Navy Man from the top of his cap to the soles of his boots.
The
rilk was excellent, but that was no surprise considering that the ship’s cooks working for the 1SL/CNO were invariably the best cooks in the Imperial State. They rotated between OpNav and the Palace.
“I’ll follow any orders the OBL gives me,” the Navy Man said after a moment of eating in silence. “The same is true of my brother heads of service in the Army and the Marines.”
He probably doesn’t mean anything by omitting Intelligence, Quest thought.
“I know that, Admiral. It goes without saying,” Quest smiled as he took a bite from his sandwich and wiped his mouth with his napkin. “And I’ve been around long enough to know you
wouldn’t say it unless you want to be sure your real point is not misunderstood. Come now, you can tell me anything.”
Gehrls pursed his lips, made a decision, and proceeded. “The Principal Military Executor concerns me, Councilman, I won’t lie. I don’t like the way he treats my officers. He’s erratic and, to be perfectly frank, I think he’s mentally ill. I’ve had reports he hears voices. He has conversations with people who aren’t there.”
“I see,” Quest said. “That does sound—well, Admiral, let’s be honest, lots of the Hierarchy do that.”
“I know, Councilman, I know,” Gehrls said, swallowing another bite. “Listen: Firmus Piett was a friend of mine. I myself served under both Lady Darys and Lord Tremayne. I know all about Seledrood’s Law.
2 That’s not what this is.” He leaned forward. “I’m concerned that he is genuinely psychotic, and poses a real and present danger to my Starfleet.”
Gehrls was a serious man, a hard man. If he thought Sedriss posed a threat to the Navy, it was not an opinion he’d arrived at lightly. His invocation of Seledrood’s Law underlined the seriousness of the problem—dark-side magi tended to resent criticism.
“With Lord Vader and the others—Lord Jerec, Lord Tremayne, and so on—you at least knew what was expected of you, and what to expect. This man Sedriss—” he clearly had difficulty with the idea of calling him
Lord Sedriss— “To be honest, if I didn’t know for certain the man has OBL authority, I’d have him confined to sick bay, or just plain shot.”
Quest chewed literally and figuratively. “I see,” he said finally. “There’s nothing I can do directly, of course, but I will raise the matter with the rest of the Council, and with Shadow Hand itself if need be.”
Twenty minutes later Quest was sitting down to a more sumptuous lunch at one of Eternia’s most exclusive restaurants, Sodor’s—the main course was norlas rouge grillée, liuli, priyo vert et rakveh braisées—with a more interestingly diverse crowd. Foremost among them was his colleague Councilman Fa-Ru ni Sa-Di, a bocor with a particular talent for mind control and somatic displacement, who had a particular fondness for Sodor’s wine selection. Next to him, both in seating and in rank, was the Duke of Burr Nolyds, the Lord Justice President of the Supreme Court. He had been Wilhuff Tarkin’s university roommate and lifelong best friend, and was the Valideh Sultan’s eldest living cousin.
To Quest’s left sat the phenomenally wealthy Mahd Windcaller, the chairwoman of Millennium Entertainments, the largest media corporation in the Known Galaxy and one of the primary sponsors of the Corporate Sector Authority; she had been one of Palpatine’s strongest backers since before the Clone War, but didn’t look a day over thirty. To Quest’s right sat Kooloota-Fyf, the Master of the Shipbuilders and Astromechs Guild, whose support had proven essential to the construction of the Emperor’s secret strategic reserve in the Deep Core. He had been a reliable ally of the Emperor for decades. Both of them were powerful and influential, but neither had ever been given a seat at the highest table.
Quest idly reflected on the concept of relative deprivation—the resentment created by a perceived disparity between one’s own rewards and the rewards received by others, regardless of how extensive or munificent one’s own rewards objectively were. A man given one billion credits will feel slighted if someone else is given two.
Their group was rounded out by the balding, paunchy Dr. Umak Leth, the Master of Imperial Projects who was as brilliant a conversationalist as he was an inventor—he also happened to be clinically insane—and the balding, paunchy businessbeing Phil MacZaxxar, the President of Ayelixe/Krongbing Textiles, the largest textiles and uniforms manufacturer in the universe, clothier to the Empire and its client states and another Corporate Sector Authority primary sponsor. McZaxxar was Windcaller’s childhood friend and was basically part of her wardrobe. He was rumored to have once disagreed with her when she wasn’t present.
Leth had been dazzling everyone with a surprisingly bawdy lecture on hyperspace anomalies in the sky visible from their table—he was frighteningly intelligent—when he abruptly stopped talking and started staring at his entrée, mumbling something about fractals. Fyf, a longstanding admirer of Leth’s lucid periods, casually leaned over to take the Master’s utensils. His intelligence was unfortunately not the only thing about Leth that could be frightening.
The table was awkwardly silent for a moment while they waited to see if the savant would continue.
“Has anyone heard from the Chief?” Windcaller asked finally, as she worked with knife and fork. She was fond of war to the knife and fork, and had been calling Palpatine ‘The Chief’ since she first met him in 500 Republica, before he was elected Supreme Chancellor. “I know it’s only been a little while since he died, and it was months after Endor before he returned to us, but still….”
“It seems logical he would return sooner, given that Da Soocha is much closer to the Core than Endor,” Fyf said, fidgeting with the napkin and cutlery at his place setting. Givins rarely ate in mixed company, but Fyf had long found it advantageous to join humans and near-humans for meals regardless. Usually he just drank—alcohol had very little effect on his metabolism, so he could drink most of his colleagues under the table if he chose to.
“I’m fairly confident that that is not how it works,” Quest said, cutting into his entrée.
“None of us knows how it works,” Windcaller said. “Pestage knows the theory, of course, but even he doesn’t
know. It’s all metaphysical babble to me.”
“Well, you know,” MacZaxxar began, clearing his throat. “I was talking to T’iaz the other day, and
he says—”
A groan went up around the table. T’iaz was one of the more bizarre of the Emperor’s dark side adepts, an initiate into the Science of Darkness who inhabited multiple bodies at once. He claimed to come from
Outside—either another galaxy or another dimension, he was rather unclear about that—attracted to Byss by the Emperor’s power. He was oddly naïf in some ways and frighteningly shrewd in others.
Well-Dressed Phil was fascinated by him. (Them?) He managed to introduce the topic to nearly every conversation he had.
“Again with the entity,” Windcaller said, rolling her eyes.
“I cannot help but think—” Burr Nolyds began.
“Nobody cares what you think, Burr Nolyds,” Sa-Di snapped, reaching for his wine glass. “You’re only invited to round out the numbers.”
Burr Nolyds was infamously acid-tongued from his seat on the bench, and his terrible temper was legendary. Many, many men and women had died for offending him, and countless more as innocent bystanders in his violent court feuds.
But when a Councilman told him to shut up, he shut up.
“Anyway, to answer your question, Windcaller: No, nobody’s heard from him,” Sa-Di said, draining his glass and signaling for a refill. He was not like the rest of them: He was himself a dark side adept, and had been one of the Emperor’s closest friends. He had been drinking a lot since the Emperor’s death, even more than usual. “Maybe none of us ever will. Maybe we’re stuck with the Dead Hand forever.”
Nineteen hours after Sedriss left for Balmorra, Quest was at The Establishment, a well-heeled gentlemen’s club about three kilometers from Sodor’s. The cocktails were good, but they did not pair well with the excellent meal he’d just had, so he was nursing his drink.
Minister President Xandel Carivus had just Kissed Hands to take over as head of the Council of Ministers, his lifelong ambition, and he was in a generous mood, buying drinks and cigarras for everyone in sight. It had taken ten minutes for Quest to bring the conversation to something more interesting than Carivus’s big plans for reforming the §167(b) exemption. The man was a formidable and formidably boring master bureaucrat.
The Establishment was favored by a truly eclectic membership. The champion datapusher had somehow assembled a drinking party that included a dark Jedi, two Councilmen, and the Empire’s chief executioner.
“Oh, Sedriss’s horrible of course,” Carivus said, gesticulating with the tumbler in his hand. “Nobody’d shed any tears if he didn’t come back from Balmorra. But there’s nothing for it, you know. We can’t dismiss him—Pestage would never allow it.”
“I fear you’ve not given the matter enough thought, Minister President,” said Gwellib Ap-Llewff, the towering Volyari ex-Jedi and High Inquisitor who had joined them to share a drink. He had been one of the first members of Darth Vader’s own chapter, and unlike most inquisitors he still enjoyed the company of normal people.
A man raised in a cloister has a strange fondness for small talk, Quest thought.
“Sedriss’s commission is not the problem, but the man himself,” Ap-Llewff continued. “As my Lord Vader used to say, ‘When there is a man, there is a problem. No man, no problem.’”
Carivus stared at him over the top of his tumbler, mouth agape.
“You of all people know that killing Sedriss will be much more easily said than done,” rumbled Atha Prime, the last of Quest’s fellow Councilmen currently on Byss (not counting the Troika, of course). He was not drinking—like Darth Vader, he did not take food or drink in front of witnesses—but he had joined them at the bar anyway because he found studying people’s mannerisms amusing. People-watching was an obvious but nevertheless unsettling hobby for a genetics master to have.
Ap-Llewff smiled on the left side of his face but not the right. “Naturally. As you say, Prime, I know a great deal about killing people,” he said, to Carivus’s overt discomfort. “I have a number of inquisitors who should be able to do the job.”
He said “should,
” not “would” or “could,” noted Quest.
“Nobody is killing anybody right now,” said the other dark-side magus, Lord Hethrir, the Procurator of Justice. Like Ap-Llewff, he had been one of Vader’s handpicked protégés. As the chief executioner of the Empire, it was a capital offense to publish his image, and he was probably the only person in the city who knew more about killing people than a high-ranking inquisitor. “At the very least, he must needs take Balmorra back first.”
It amused Sarcev Quest that so many people trusted him, because they were supposed to. Even the dark side adepts he’d met could not detect him for what he really was. He’d been carefully trained by Imperial Intelligence to infiltrate the court and Society, and had been personally chosen by the Emperor himself as an Emperor’s Hand.
“Sedriss is a problem,” he said. “He’s become the focus for a great deal of resentment, and there are serious concerns about his sanity.”
He had decided not to share the frequent expressions of dislike that had been uttered about Shadow Hand.
“I see,” said Dangor, sitting in one of the nerf-hide settees in the Grand Vizier’s office. “How serious is the opposition?”
“There’s talk of having him removed permanently,” Quest admitted. “I know the Emperor’s Household is formally exempt from the rules of
kanly, but it wouldn’t be the first time a War of Assassins has been run illicitly, especially in light of Sedriss’s, ah, unique background.”
“Yes, yes, we all know that,” Vandron said, waving this aside from the other settee. Quest the billionaire was
by far the poorest man in the room, and the only one in the room without a chair. He was also the only one without his own chapter.
Officially, anyway.
“Shadow Hand has spoken,” Pestage said simply, leaning back in his desk chair. “It does not speak twice. Sedriss is where he is because it is the Emperor’s will. He will not be removed.”
“Not officially, at any rate,” Dangor added.
“Do you think there is danger now?” Pestage asked. He was familiar with the court’s more dangerous moods.
“I don’t think so,” Quest said. “Not just now. The danger is very high overall, and they will probably move against him soon, but not yet. Sedriss is a lot of things, but first and foremost he’s as ruthless and stubborn as a Nek when he’s been given a mission. A straightforward task like subduing Balmorra is something he can be trusted to handle.”
Quest thought a moment, and then added, “In fact, I think that’s probably the only thing keeping him alive.”
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Notes
1. Arkady Krylenko, Attorney General for the Imperial State, was probably the greatest lawyer of all time, and won every single case he ever argued. He was so despised for his pedantry and absolute lack of scruples that the Imperial ruling class deliberately abandoned him during the capture of Coruscant, in the hopes the Rebels would lynch him. His acquittal during the war crimes trial that followed was decisive in persuading hundreds of worlds to trust the New Republic: “You can tell the New Republic’s legal system is fair,” Krylenko told the holoreporters outside the courthouse, “because the prosecutor couldn’t prove his case. No court in the Empire has ever let lack of evidence get in the way of a guilty verdict.”
2. “Fleet admirals have it made. They only have to worry about the success of their subordinates, their Moff, and guys whose name begins with ‘Lord.’” — The late Captain Jaso Seledrood