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Re: ATTN RawShark

Post by Alyrium Denryle » 2018-11-06 11:45am

Raw Shark wrote:
2018-11-06 11:43am
Napoleon the Clown wrote:
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I've heard your impression of Hedonism Bot (the Futurama character) so technically I might still be right. I think?

Either way. Whatever happened, I sincerely hope everyone involved had a good time. No judgement here.
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Re: ATTN RawShark

Post by Raw Shark » 2018-11-06 11:47am

I really do wish we had enough time for you to meet that whackadoodle. It'd be highly entertaining for you, and I'd have first-hand confirmation that I don't exaggerate this shit...

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Re: ATTN RawShark

Post by Alyrium Denryle » 2018-11-06 01:01pm

Raw Shark wrote:
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I really do wish we had enough time for you to meet that whackadoodle. It'd be highly entertaining for you, and I'd have first-hand confirmation that I don't exaggerate this shit...
Yeah but at some point there'd be this facial expression of "Hot" plus "Betrayal" and then he'd want to watch and it'd be awkward...
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Re: ATTN RawShark

Post by Raw Shark » 2018-11-06 01:05pm

Alyrium Denryle wrote:
2018-11-06 01:01pm
Yeah but at some point there'd be this facial expression of "Hot" plus "Betrayal" and then he'd want to watch and it'd be awkward...
And this, among other things, is why HB is not part of this game.

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Re: ATTN RawShark

Post by Alyrium Denryle » 2018-11-06 01:26pm

Raw Shark wrote:
2018-11-06 01:05pm
Alyrium Denryle wrote:
2018-11-06 01:01pm
Yeah but at some point there'd be this facial expression of "Hot" plus "Betrayal" and then he'd want to watch and it'd be awkward...
And this, among other things, is why HB is not part of this game.
Yeah, doing that to him would be mean. I'm not really into mean.
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Re: ATTN RawShark

Post by Raw Shark » 2018-11-06 01:40pm

Alyrium Denryle wrote:
2018-11-06 01:26pm
Yeah, doing that to him would be mean. I'm not really into mean.

Yeah, I actually like the kid. He's a (slightly unusual) friend. It'd probably hurt his (sociopathic, rich, divergent) feelings to know that another guy got in there first.

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Re: ATTN RawShark

Post by Alyrium Denryle » 2018-11-06 08:17pm

Raw Shark wrote:
2018-11-06 01:40pm
Alyrium Denryle wrote:
2018-11-06 01:26pm
Yeah, doing that to him would be mean. I'm not really into mean.

Yeah, I actually like the kid. He's a (slightly unusual) friend. It'd probably hurt his (sociopathic, rich, divergent) feelings to know that another guy got in there first.
Which is why he's not finding out.

Heh, it just occurred to me that we get along like a house on fire in a somewhat buddy-cop manner. You're the whacky one, and I'm the sober fellow who's perpetually 3 days away from retirement.
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Re: ATTN RawShark

Post by Napoleon the Clown » 2018-11-06 09:25pm

So what do you do when you find out Hedonism Bot lurks the forums?
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Re: ATTN RawShark

Post by U.P. Cinnabar » 2018-11-07 02:57am

Alyrium Denryle wrote:
2018-11-06 08:17pm
Raw Shark wrote:
2018-11-06 01:40pm
Alyrium Denryle wrote:
2018-11-06 01:26pm
Yeah, doing that to him would be mean. I'm not really into mean.

Yeah, I actually like the kid. He's a (slightly unusual) friend. It'd probably hurt his (sociopathic, rich, divergent) feelings to know that another guy got in there first.
Which is why he's not finding out.

Heh, it just occurred to me that we get along like a house on fire in a somewhat buddy-cop manner. You're the whacky one, and I'm the sober fellow who's perpetually 3 days away from retirement.
Like Oscar and Felix, then, eh, Felix?
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Re: ATTN RawShark

Post by Raw Shark » 2018-11-07 03:21am

Napoleon the Clown wrote:
2018-11-06 09:25pm
So what do you do when you find out Hedonism Bot lurks the forums?
Deal with his hurt feelings like a harsh mistress. He's a bottom; he can sit the fuck down and shut the fuck up if he has to.

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Re: ATTN RawShark

Post by Alyrium Denryle » 2018-11-08 04:52pm

Raw Shark wrote:
2018-11-07 03:21am
Napoleon the Clown wrote:
2018-11-06 09:25pm
So what do you do when you find out Hedonism Bot lurks the forums?
Deal with his hurt feelings like a harsh mistress. He's a bottom; he can sit the fuck down and shut the fuck up if he has to.
And then he gets turned on when you're gruff with him. Might have to be me who sits him down...
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Re: ATTN RawShark

Post by Zaune » 2018-11-08 07:14pm

I've seen this porno movie...
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Re: ATTN RawShark

Post by Alyrium Denryle » 2018-11-08 08:34pm

Zaune wrote:
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I've seen this porno movie...
Oh Hell Naw! I know where HB has been. He likely has STIs that thus far have only been described in Koalas,
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Re: ATTN RawShark

Post by Raw Shark » 2018-11-09 05:45am

Alyrium Denryle wrote:
2018-11-08 04:52pm
And then he gets turned on when you're gruff with him. Might have to be me who sits him down...
I wasn't talking about your lap, but ... *shrug* we do what we must...

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Re: ATTN RawShark

Post by muse » 2018-11-09 01:14pm

Guys. Guys! Get a room!!
And a video camera.
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Post by Alyrium Denryle » 2018-11-09 03:57pm

muse wrote:
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Guys. Guys! Get a room!!
And a video camera.
Damn it! I knew I was forgetting my voueur-placation equipment!
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Re: ATTN RawShark

Post by muse » 2018-11-09 09:53pm

Alyrium Denryle wrote:
2018-11-09 03:57pm
Damn it! I knew I was forgetting my voueur-placation equipment!
Please PM me the webcam link. Thanks in advance! :P
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Post by Raw Shark » 2018-11-10 02:01am

...and then Raw Shark awoke to footage of his bare ass in a Lana Del Rey video without receiving royalties. Much as I want muse to see what she's missing out on, I should probably cut this one off at the pass for fear of my mother's heart problems encountering it...

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Re: ATTN RawShark

Post by Raw Shark » 2018-11-10 03:14am

muse wrote:
2018-11-09 09:53pm
Alyrium Denryle wrote:
2018-11-09 03:57pm
Damn it! I knew I was forgetting my voueur-placation equipment!
Please PM me the webcam link. Thanks in advance! :P
As you are aware, you crack me up. Would you ever consider maybe some coffee if we were in the same city anyway?

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:wtf: This place has reached levels of degeneracy which I did not think were possible.




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Re: ATTN RawShark

Post by Napoleon the Clown » 2018-11-10 08:30pm

I've gotta be honest, of all the people on this forum I think Shark and Alyrium are the LAST I'd think to say "Just fuck already."

And here we are.
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Post by Alyrium Denryle » 2018-11-10 10:37pm

Napoleon the Clown wrote:
2018-11-10 08:30pm
I've gotta be honest, of all the people on this forum I think Shark and Alyrium are the LAST I'd think to say "Just fuck already."

And here we are.
Heh. It took me a week to wrap my head around the fact that this was reality now...

Then few weeks later a Psi Cop walked into a Denver gay bar on Halloween and asked if kissing him would be too forward. :mrgreen:
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Post by Raw Shark » 2018-11-11 11:00am

It was a Denver gay bar. What the actual fuck did you think? Dude pouring drinks had no shirt on. There were other bars we could've gone to.

...and Psicorps already know if it's okay... Be seein' you.

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Post by Alyrium Denryle » 2018-11-11 11:12am

Raw Shark wrote:
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It was a Denver gay bar. What the actual fuck did you think? Dude pouring drinks had no shirt on. There were other bars we could've gone to.

...and Psicorps already know if it's okay... Be seein' you.
Yeah but first meeting, and I always ask permission :luv:

And yes, you will be. As soon as more PTO is accrued.
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