Tell me your PUNishing fighting style.

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Tell me your PUNishing fighting style.

Post by madd0ct0r » 2018-10-31 02:26pm

Deja Fu - A style based around flowing moves, tiny shuffling steps, rhythmic kata and blatant cheating of cause and effect. Performed by an expert, you can get literally knocked into next week.


Akidon't - A martial art based around never losing, by never fighting. The most accomplished practitioners can slide through a riot, not even ducking punches as people trip, pause or otherwise hesitate long enough to see themselves through an outside observer, and feel pretty silly.
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Re: Tell me your PUNishing fighting style.

Post by LaCroix » 2018-10-31 02:33pm

Skunk Poo - The fine art of projectile excretion. Most enemies flee in panic as soon as you get on your hands.

Carat-eh' - Female vs female fighting style that involves bedazzling your enemies by showing off the ring your man proposed with. Long-time practicioners usually develop tinnitus, though, due to the very vocal initial reaction of most victims.
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Re: Tell me your PUNishing fighting style.

Post by Enigma » 2018-10-31 03:31pm

Nocan-do - Is a martial art in which you never involve yourself in a fight no matter the opponent. No matter how badly the opponent wants to fight you, you'll always find a way out and deny a fight just by talking.

Bullshit-su - The art of bluffing your way through a fight and win by either defeating you opponent through sheer BS or if the opponent is too strong by running away.
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Re: Tell me your PUNishing fighting style.

Post by madd0ct0r » 2018-11-01 09:15am

Horrogami - the art of folding skin, often leaving the loser looking a little like a frog, crane or crumpled balloon.
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Post by Crazedwraith » 2018-11-01 09:27am

Ju-do: style involving grips and throws using prehensile hair.
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Post by Khaat » 2018-11-01 10:53am

Mav-cravat - your anachronistic neck-wear is so stunning the opponent loses interest in fighting and instead begins fawning.
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Post by Jub » 2018-11-01 06:07pm

Neat Clean Do - You can tidy up any opponent with this series of sweeps and submission folds.

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Post by Crazedwraith » 2018-11-01 06:25pm

Krav MAGA - It's just the best martial arts. I know it, you know it, everybody knows it. For use on bad hombres.
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Post by Solauren » 2018-11-02 10:27am

Kat-rate. Useful martial art,useless against Bats
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Post by Raw Shark » 2018-11-14 04:27am

Kung F-U: Your opponent is disarmed by a barrage of belittlement.

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Post by mr friendly guy » 2018-11-14 09:25am

Troll Shido. You get them so angry with taunts they lose their cool and make mistakes, thus allowing you to win.
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Post by Solauren » 2018-11-14 06:02pm

A-kid-o: You trick your opponents into thinking it's all a joke, before hitting them in the crotch.
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Re: Tell me your PUNishing fighting style.

Post by Batman » 2018-11-14 07:58pm

Being Batman. You win by default
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Re: Tell me your PUNishing fighting style.

Post by Raw Shark » 2018-11-15 12:53pm

Show-Dokan: Just show up looking like a degenerate kid. They don't expect you to open the can right up after that.

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Re: Tell me your PUNishing fighting style.

Post by Raw Shark » 2018-11-15 12:57pm

Side note: Is it wrong that I think fighting is really funny? It's sort of my position than the concussions have been worth it. Most of 'em deserved what they got.

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Re: Tell me your PUNishing fighting style.

Post by Deathstalker » 2018-11-15 08:11pm

Jew-do: Someone being a schmuck, denying the Holocaust? Flip'em on his tuchus!
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Re: Tell me your PUNishing fighting style.

Post by Jub » 2018-11-16 12:58am

HEP Ki Do: Turns you HEP A into a weapon. Open a vein, spray, they go away.

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Re: Tell me your PUNishing fighting style.

Post by madd0ct0r » 2018-11-16 08:50am

OFF FIST WORK: like older styles built around peasent tools like rice flails, this style is built around deft use of pins, staplers and stacks of paper.

PEDALATTE : rare style for fighting from the bicyle saddle against mounted and grounded opponents.
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