Tell me your PUNishing fighting style.
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Tell me your PUNishing fighting style.
Deja Fu - A style based around flowing moves, tiny shuffling steps, rhythmic kata and blatant cheating of cause and effect. Performed by an expert, you can get literally knocked into next week.
Akidon't - A martial art based around never losing, by never fighting. The most accomplished practitioners can slide through a riot, not even ducking punches as people trip, pause or otherwise hesitate long enough to see themselves through an outside observer, and feel pretty silly.
Akidon't - A martial art based around never losing, by never fighting. The most accomplished practitioners can slide through a riot, not even ducking punches as people trip, pause or otherwise hesitate long enough to see themselves through an outside observer, and feel pretty silly.
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Skunk Poo - The fine art of projectile excretion. Most enemies flee in panic as soon as you get on your hands.
Carat-eh' - Female vs female fighting style that involves bedazzling your enemies by showing off the ring your man proposed with. Long-time practicioners usually develop tinnitus, though, due to the very vocal initial reaction of most victims.
Carat-eh' - Female vs female fighting style that involves bedazzling your enemies by showing off the ring your man proposed with. Long-time practicioners usually develop tinnitus, though, due to the very vocal initial reaction of most victims.
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Nocan-do - Is a martial art in which you never involve yourself in a fight no matter the opponent. No matter how badly the opponent wants to fight you, you'll always find a way out and deny a fight just by talking.
Bullshit-su - The art of bluffing your way through a fight and win by either defeating you opponent through sheer BS or if the opponent is too strong by running away.
Bullshit-su - The art of bluffing your way through a fight and win by either defeating you opponent through sheer BS or if the opponent is too strong by running away.
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Horrogami - the art of folding skin, often leaving the loser looking a little like a frog, crane or crumpled balloon.
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"Welcome to SDN, where we can't see the forest because walking into trees repeatedly feels good, bro." - Mr Coffee
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Ju-do: style involving grips and throws using prehensile hair.
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Mav-cravat - your anachronistic neck-wear is so stunning the opponent loses interest in fighting and instead begins fawning.
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Rule #2: Do not be taken in by small signs of normality.
Rule #3: Institutions will not save you.
Rule #4: Be outraged.
Rule #5: Don’t make compromises.
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Neat Clean Do - You can tidy up any opponent with this series of sweeps and submission folds.
Crave Mega - You can activate intense cravings by striking key pressure points. Such cravings could be food, sleep, sex, any strong desire can be active with enough skill.
Crave Mega - You can activate intense cravings by striking key pressure points. Such cravings could be food, sleep, sex, any strong desire can be active with enough skill.
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Krav MAGA - It's just the best martial arts. I know it, you know it, everybody knows it. For use on bad hombres.
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Kat-rate. Useful martial art,useless against Bats
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Kung F-U: Your opponent is disarmed by a barrage of belittlement.
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Troll Shido. You get them so angry with taunts they lose their cool and make mistakes, thus allowing you to win.
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Australia, Canada, China, Colombia, Denmark, Ecuador, Finland, Germany, Malaysia, Netherlands, Norway, Singapore, Sweden, USA.
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A-kid-o: You trick your opponents into thinking it's all a joke, before hitting them in the crotch.
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Being Batman. You win by default
'Next time I let Superman take charge, just hit me. Real hard.'
'You're a princess from a society of immortal warriors. I'm a rich kid with issues. Lots of issues.'
'No. No dating for the Batman. It might cut into your brooding time.'
'Tactically we have multiple objectives. So we need to split into teams.'-'Dibs on the Amazon!'
'Hey, we both have a Martian's phone number on our speed dial. I think I deserve the benefit of the doubt.'
'You know, for a guy with like 50 different kinds of vision, you sure are blind.'
'You're a princess from a society of immortal warriors. I'm a rich kid with issues. Lots of issues.'
'No. No dating for the Batman. It might cut into your brooding time.'
'Tactically we have multiple objectives. So we need to split into teams.'-'Dibs on the Amazon!'
'Hey, we both have a Martian's phone number on our speed dial. I think I deserve the benefit of the doubt.'
'You know, for a guy with like 50 different kinds of vision, you sure are blind.'
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Show-Dokan: Just show up looking like a degenerate kid. They don't expect you to open the can right up after that.
"Do I really look like a guy with a plan? Y'know what I am? I'm a dog chasing cars. I wouldn't know what to do with one if I caught it! Y'know, I just do things..." --The Joker
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Side note: Is it wrong that I think fighting is really funny? It's sort of my position than the concussions have been worth it. Most of 'em deserved what they got.
"Do I really look like a guy with a plan? Y'know what I am? I'm a dog chasing cars. I wouldn't know what to do with one if I caught it! Y'know, I just do things..." --The Joker
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Jew-do: Someone being a schmuck, denying the Holocaust? Flip'em on his tuchus!
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HEP Ki Do: Turns you HEP A into a weapon. Open a vein, spray, they go away.
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OFF FIST WORK: like older styles built around peasent tools like rice flails, this style is built around deft use of pins, staplers and stacks of paper.
PEDALATTE : rare style for fighting from the bicyle saddle against mounted and grounded opponents.
PEDALATTE : rare style for fighting from the bicyle saddle against mounted and grounded opponents.
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"Welcome to SDN, where we can't see the forest because walking into trees repeatedly feels good, bro." - Mr Coffee
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