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I am not amused

Post by muse » 2018-07-07 06:19pm

This is what happens when my sister tells my Japanese cousins about the body pillow bet I lost to her husband.

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Re: I am not amused

Post by U.P. Cinnabar » 2018-07-07 06:31pm

Mmmmhmmm.
"Beware the Beast, Man, for he is the Devil's pawn. Alone amongst God's primates, he kills for sport, for lust, for greed. Yea, he will murder his brother to possess his brother's land. Let him not breed in great numbers, for he will make a desert of his home and yours. Shun him, drive him back into his jungle lair, for he is the harbinger of Death.."
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Re: I am not amused

Post by InsaneTD » 2018-07-07 10:44pm

At least it's fairly tame. :P

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Re: I am not amused

Post by U.P. Cinnabar » 2018-07-07 11:06pm

And, not Strike Witches.
"Beware the Beast, Man, for he is the Devil's pawn. Alone amongst God's primates, he kills for sport, for lust, for greed. Yea, he will murder his brother to possess his brother's land. Let him not breed in great numbers, for he will make a desert of his home and yours. Shun him, drive him back into his jungle lair, for he is the harbinger of Death.."
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Re: I am not amused

Post by Jub » 2018-07-08 01:34pm

I'm also pretty sure it isn't a too pretty boy posing as a waifu.

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Re: I am not amused

Post by Raw Shark » 2018-07-09 08:18am


"Do I really look like a guy with a plan? Y'know what I am? I'm a dog chasing cars. I wouldn't know what to do with one if I caught it! Y'know, I just do things..." --The Joker

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Re: I am not amused

Post by U.P. Cinnabar » 2018-07-09 09:52am

Ohhh-KAYYY!
"Beware the Beast, Man, for he is the Devil's pawn. Alone amongst God's primates, he kills for sport, for lust, for greed. Yea, he will murder his brother to possess his brother's land. Let him not breed in great numbers, for he will make a desert of his home and yours. Shun him, drive him back into his jungle lair, for he is the harbinger of Death.."
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Re: I am not amused

Post by aerius » 2018-07-09 06:51pm

Is the body pillow a top or a bottom?
These things are important.
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aerius: I'll vote for you if you sleep with me. :)
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Say, do you want it to be a threesome with your wife? Or a foursome with your wife and sister-in-law? I'm up for either. :P

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Re: I am not amused

Post by Aleister Crowley » 2018-07-09 07:54pm

aerius wrote:
2018-07-09 06:51pm
Is the body pillow a top or a bottom?
These things are important.
Bottom for sure. I have an eye for this type of thing. I'm never wrong.

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Re: I am not amused

Post by U.P. Cinnabar » 2018-07-09 08:32pm

It's a switch.
"Beware the Beast, Man, for he is the Devil's pawn. Alone amongst God's primates, he kills for sport, for lust, for greed. Yea, he will murder his brother to possess his brother's land. Let him not breed in great numbers, for he will make a desert of his home and yours. Shun him, drive him back into his jungle lair, for he is the harbinger of Death.."
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Re: I am not amused

Post by madd0ct0r » 2018-07-10 05:06am

jesus chrsit i was at work.
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Re: I am not amused

Post by Raw Shark » 2018-07-10 02:35pm

You've got to admit, the dean clearly was amused. :D

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Re: I am not amused

Post by Raw Shark » 2018-07-10 04:59pm

On a slightly-related side note, the dean of my college actually was named Dean. We all found this endlessly amusing. I blame the drugs.

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Re: I am not amused

Post by U.P. Cinnabar » 2018-07-10 05:41pm

Dean Dean. I'd find it amusing too, if I were in my 20s again.
"Beware the Beast, Man, for he is the Devil's pawn. Alone amongst God's primates, he kills for sport, for lust, for greed. Yea, he will murder his brother to possess his brother's land. Let him not breed in great numbers, for he will make a desert of his home and yours. Shun him, drive him back into his jungle lair, for he is the harbinger of Death.."
—29th Scroll, 6th Verse of Ape Law

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Re: I am not amused

Post by aerius » 2018-07-11 12:46am

Jub wrote:
2018-07-08 01:34pm
I'm also pretty sure it isn't a too pretty boy posing as a waifu.
Have you seen the ladyboys in Bangkok?
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aerius: I'll vote for you if you sleep with me. :)
Lusankya: Deal!
Say, do you want it to be a threesome with your wife? Or a foursome with your wife and sister-in-law? I'm up for either. :P

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Re: I am not amused

Post by Jub » 2018-07-11 02:21am

aerius wrote:
2018-07-11 12:46am
Have you seen the ladyboys in Bangkok?
It's not like I don't get the concept, I just didn't see a bulge is all. Unless the sexy cartoons have started tucking now.

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Re: I am not amused

Post by Elheru Aran » 2018-07-11 01:29pm

There's a pretty distinct vag. So, either one of the anime style hermaphrodites where you can have both, or it's a girl.
It's a strange world. Let's keep it that way.

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Re: I am not amused

Post by Raw Shark » 2018-07-11 05:33pm

Only at SDN do we reach this level of analysis over pillow porn.

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Re: I am not amused

Post by Jub » 2018-07-11 06:23pm

How else would we calculate how many spherical iron dicks in a vacuum this fictional character can service?

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Re: I am not amused

Post by U.P. Cinnabar » 2018-07-11 08:17pm

Elheru Aran wrote:
2018-07-11 01:29pm
There's a pretty distinct vag. So, either one of the anime style hermaphrodites where you can have both, or it's a girl.
I'm gonna go with the latter. Good eye.
"Beware the Beast, Man, for he is the Devil's pawn. Alone amongst God's primates, he kills for sport, for lust, for greed. Yea, he will murder his brother to possess his brother's land. Let him not breed in great numbers, for he will make a desert of his home and yours. Shun him, drive him back into his jungle lair, for he is the harbinger of Death.."
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Re: I am not amused

Post by U.P. Cinnabar » 2018-07-11 08:18pm

aerius wrote:
2018-07-11 12:46am
Jub wrote:
2018-07-08 01:34pm
I'm also pretty sure it isn't a too pretty boy posing as a waifu.
Have you seen the ladyboys in Bangkok?
Do they make a hard man humble?
"Beware the Beast, Man, for he is the Devil's pawn. Alone amongst God's primates, he kills for sport, for lust, for greed. Yea, he will murder his brother to possess his brother's land. Let him not breed in great numbers, for he will make a desert of his home and yours. Shun him, drive him back into his jungle lair, for he is the harbinger of Death.."
—29th Scroll, 6th Verse of Ape Law

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Re: I am not amused

Post by U.P. Cinnabar » 2018-07-11 08:19pm

Jub wrote:
2018-07-11 06:23pm
How else would we calculate how many spherical iron dicks in a vacuum this fictional character can service?
You mean in ninety seconds? Since that's how long she'd have exposed to vacuum.
"Beware the Beast, Man, for he is the Devil's pawn. Alone amongst God's primates, he kills for sport, for lust, for greed. Yea, he will murder his brother to possess his brother's land. Let him not breed in great numbers, for he will make a desert of his home and yours. Shun him, drive him back into his jungle lair, for he is the harbinger of Death.."
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Re: I am not amused

Post by U.P. Cinnabar » 2018-07-11 08:20pm

Raw Shark wrote:
2018-07-11 05:33pm
Only at SDN do we reach this level of analysis over pillow porn.
Well, it keeps us off the streets.
"Beware the Beast, Man, for he is the Devil's pawn. Alone amongst God's primates, he kills for sport, for lust, for greed. Yea, he will murder his brother to possess his brother's land. Let him not breed in great numbers, for he will make a desert of his home and yours. Shun him, drive him back into his jungle lair, for he is the harbinger of Death.."
—29th Scroll, 6th Verse of Ape Law

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Re: I am not amused

Post by Eternal_Freedom » 2018-07-11 08:24pm

Raw Shark wrote:
2018-07-11 05:33pm
Only at SDN do we reach this level of analysis over pillow porn.
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Re: I am not amused

Post by Jub » 2018-07-11 08:35pm

U.P. Cinnabar wrote:
2018-07-11 08:19pm
Jub wrote:
2018-07-11 06:23pm
How else would we calculate how many spherical iron dicks in a vacuum this fictional character can service?
You mean in ninety seconds? Since that's how long she'd have exposed to vacuum.
I assumed that went without saying.

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