RAR - Sauron invades our Earth

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all the corrupted person needs to do is to call whoever they think can oppose Sauron for private 'meeting'.
A situation like that might be a case where having a "Stop the President at any cost" Congress is a good thing.

I can't see corrupting all of the G8 leaders to be possible because it relies on the corrupted individual having a great deal of power. Here in the US, there are too many who can oppose the president. In China, a corrupted Premier can just be overthrown and shot.

As a humorous thought, imagine Sauron giving a ring to the Queen / King of England or Emperor of Japan only to realize they are just a figurehead and have no real power.
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Especially, since most of these leaders will be utterly worthless after about 4 years... That tactic would only work with kings...
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LaCroix wrote:Especially, since most of these leaders will be utterly worthless after about 4 years... That tactic would only work with kings...
"Real" kings...not figurehead kings.

Are there any actual real kings these days anyways? Or are all the absolute "monarchs" these days restricted to banana republic dictatorships?
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Borgholio wrote:"Real" kings...not figurehead kings.

Are there any actual real kings these days anyways? Or are all the absolute "monarchs" these days restricted to banana republic dictatorships?
As I understand it there are a few in the Middle East and elsewhere. If the King of Saudi Arabia wants a subject's head lopped off, probably there's very little stopping it from happening. In a few countries that have monarchs, if they aren't simply figureheads they are strongly restricted by laws preventing them from abusing their position, such as the Emperor of Japan. The King of Thailand, while in possession of his sovereign authority, only very rarely intervenes in the government of his country. This is typical of most monarchs in the modern age; a very hands-off approach to governing, preferring to enjoy the luxury of their position without the actual work of running the country.

Which is part of why it would be difficult for Sauron to infiltrate the governments of the world-- there are just too many people in power, and too many countries with some form of parliament or congress balancing out the heads of state. This is a very different situation from Middle-Earth, where you generally only have one king and then a number of trusted advisors. You don't even need to knock off the king; taking over a few advisors suffices, especially if they can be convinced to launch a coup and then take office as your puppet. On Earth, while you might be able to take over the head of state, you probably can't really swing taking over or manipulating the whole congress...

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This is one reason why I think Sauron would be more likely to do something sneaky like start a religion. It worked in Numenor, after all. A few centuries of Church of Sauron being around (especially if you don't do something silly like identify it directly with the Bad Guy), it might have enough members that it could be fairly influential. The Church of Scientology managed to infiltrate the IRS, after all...
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Borgholio wrote:Here in the US, there are too many who can oppose the president.
Who?

Seriously, name one person the President can't invite for tea to White House (to meet with invisible Sauron for brainwashing) that can oppose him. Especially these from his own party, military, or even opposition leaders.
As a humorous thought, imagine Sauron giving a ring to the Queen / King of England or Emperor of Japan only to realize they are just a figurehead and have no real power.
A figurehead which knows/can meet all the elites he/she wants, is non-removable and can corrupt anyone you want for as long as you want...

...all while openly having no power and no accountability. Why is that worse, again?
LaCroix wrote:Especially, since most of these leaders will be utterly worthless after about 4 years...
Yes, because John McNextCandidate will refuse to meet with president for photo shoot and a few encouraging words. If that even will be a person our mind controlled guy didn't picked himself.

Seriously, look at US Congress, how many people there sit for multiple cadences? Quite a lot, and we only need to control about half of them.
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Irbis wrote: Seriously, look at US Congress, how many people there sit for multiple cadences? Quite a lot, and we only need to control about half of them.
535. Half of which is ~268 (ish). And that's one country in this world of ours. Admittedly a country with a lot of pull, mainly economically, but still.

It's not only the Congress you have to worry about, too. Governors of the states have a lot of pull, as do the various members of the Cabinet and the commanding officers of the military. This doesn't even take into account, say, the leaders of the national parties, and they damn well have a LOT of influence. News pundits, billionaire donors, etc...

We are talking about a LOT of people to brainwash. And even if members of Congress don't turn over all that quickly, the Executive Branch is guaranteed to turn over every 4 or 8 years.

For Sauron to get into any kind of position where he can be in reliable control of the US, he basically has to be expanding his influence over the span of a century or so at least, probably more. We are not talking "brainwash a few people here and there and we're good". This is why I think a religious cult would be part of his plan... it's a pretty convenient way to influence people as long as it's not too oddball/weird, already takes a long time to get established, but once it's in place it can be surprisingly strong and capable of achieving many things with a little time and patience. Imagine a televangelist along the lines of Jerry Falwell or Jimmy Swaggart preaching the glories of Sauron and telling people that if they only donate a little money they'll be showered in blessings... and if they donate their votes, they'll get even more blessings...

How many people does he actually mind-control as opposed to simply influencing them in some fashion, anyway? The only ones I can think of are Saruman and the last King of Numenor. Denethor he more just screwed with and let the guy's own issues mess himself up, and with the Kings of Men he had the Rings helping.
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Who?

Seriously, name one person the President can't invite for tea to White House (to meet with invisible Sauron for brainwashing) that can oppose him. Especially these from his own party, military, or even opposition leaders.
Hell, just pick most of the Congress, Supreme Court, top military brass, general public, etc...

President or not, politically he just can't do whatever he wants. There are so many checks and balances that his power would be sorely limited if Sauron managed to ring him. Corrupting Theoden and Denethor only worked due to the fact nobody really was able or willing to stand up to them.
A figurehead which knows/can meet all the elites he/she wants, is non-removable and can corrupt anyone you want for as long as you want...

...all while openly having no power and no accountability. Why is that worse, again?
Who cares how many people they meet? Being corrupted by Sauron isn't like a disease. He needs a ring and a great deal of time...and even then not everybody is susceptible to it. Remember that he had thousands of years to work his mojo and how many ringwraiths did he end up with? The same nine he started out with.
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Yeah... it was never really clear to me if Sauron can directly mind control large groups of people. Apparently most of the humans that fought for him were either mercenaries or indoctrinated through centuries of evangelism. The King of Rohan was personally targeted by Saruman with some kind of mind control spell (which made him more catatonic than actually useful), and I thought that Denethor was just a crazy idiot, not a puppet of Sauron.

The idea that Sauron could suddenly just start mind controlling Presidents and Prime Ministers on Earth seems really far-fetched.
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Channel72 wrote: The idea that Sauron could suddenly just start mind controlling Presidents and Prime Ministers on Earth seems really far-fetched.
Not really sure why people think he'd make a move right away anyway. It's absolutely not his MO. Lord of the Rings is the climax of his thousands of years' planning and scheming, caused by a sudden change in the state of affairs; it's not representative of what he normally does.

If he's the one opening the portals he's going to take every precaution he can to ensure they won't be discovered. If he has no control over where the portals open, then things could get much more interesting if our world knows about them. Refugees from Middle-Earth, perhaps?
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If we took in refugees from Middle Earth, I wonder if we'd be able to learn anything from any magical artifacts they brought with them.
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Elheru Aran wrote:535. Half of which is ~268 (ish). And that's one country in this world of ours. Admittedly a country with a lot of pull, mainly economically, but still.
You don't need 268. ~20 would be well enough, most is comprised by followers that could be pulled if their seniors ordered them so.
It's not only the Congress you have to worry about, too. Governors of the states have a lot of pull, as do the various members of the Cabinet and the commanding officers of the military. This doesn't even take into account, say, the leaders of the national parties, and they damn well have a LOT of influence. News pundits, billionaire donors, etc...

What pull? They can do stuff in their states, but can they say declare a war? Create military units? Make any decision affecting outside of the state they are in? No, so they don't matter. As for the other people you mentioned, please. They are steered and bought easily in modern world, what makes you think actual mind controlled conspiracy with members acting in perfect unison will be any worse at it?
We are talking about a LOT of people to brainwash. And even if members of Congress don't turn over all that quickly, the Executive Branch is guaranteed to turn over every 4 or 8 years.

To give you example of Poland - capturing just two people (leaders of out largest 2 parties) would give you enormous amounts of control. Sure, it's mostly because they fought very hard to be top dogs and there are no politicians capable of easily challenging them, but still, you'd need a whole political revolution to get rid of their influence.
For Sauron to get into any kind of position where he can be in reliable control of the US, he basically has to be expanding his influence over the span of a century or so at least, probably more.
Sure, but he doesn't need control so far. All he needs is president and congress advising caution and isolationism from this 'dangerous, unnatural world behind the portals'. All he needs from Earth is complacency and staying still while his agents are stealing technologies, gather info, and sow discontent. He can wait even a hundred years before making good enough conspiracy, what matters is that he has hundred years to do it first.
How many people does he actually mind-control as opposed to simply influencing them in some fashion, anyway? The only ones I can think of are Saruman and the last King of Numenor. Denethor he more just screwed with and let the guy's own issues mess himself up, and with the Kings of Men he had the Rings helping.
He had these big human armies both from South and from Angmar. Unless people there like following unnatural, half-invisible moving corpses for no reason he had to establish a measure of control before he could convince them that following him is now natural state.
Borgholio wrote:Hell, just pick most of the Congress, Supreme Court, top military brass, general public, etc...
What. The only person on the list of 20 top presidential successors that wouldn't listen to everything Obama would have to say is John Boehner. Everyone else can be brought on board on his leisure should Sauron decide to do so.
President or not, politically he just can't do whatever he wants. There are so many checks and balances that his power would be sorely limited if Sauron managed to ring him. Corrupting Theoden and Denethor only worked due to the fact nobody really was able or willing to stand up to them.
Where are these checks and balances when Obama is bombing and spying on half on the world? Sorry, what was last illegal thing Obama couldn't do because someone said no?

Sure, people would object if he surrendered USA to Sauron, but say sending a team of delegates to Middle Earth for 'negotiations' (made out of people he wants to be corrupted) or sabotaging war effort (America can't afford another war this generation) would be trivial unless Sauron did something really stupid.
Who cares how many people they meet? Being corrupted by Sauron isn't like a disease. He needs a ring and a great deal of time...and even then not everybody is susceptible to it. Remember that he had thousands of years to work his mojo and how many ringwraiths did he end up with? The same nine he started out with.
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He had nine because guess what, he had nine rings. There are, however, indications he had a dozen nations following him and not because they thought he looked good in black. Mind control is a thing in Middle Earth - did you forget how even greatest human state that set out to destroy him turned out to be destroyed instead?

Even if each ring can just influence, not even control, 5 people on average, it's enough to ensure Earth won't invade Mordor ever without Pearl Harbor sized casus belli. Someone ended term? If he is not useful anymore, he or she can quietly commit suicide or have accident a few months later to transfer influence to successor, and that only if we have a hard limit.
Borgholio wrote:If we took in refugees from Middle Earth, I wonder if we'd be able to learn anything from any magical artifacts they brought with them.
LotR is not D&D, actual magical artefacts were very rare in that world.
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He had these big human armies both from South and from Angmar. Unless people there like following unnatural, half-invisible moving corpses for no reason he had to establish a measure of control before he could convince them that following him is now natural state.
There are people willing to make a deal with the devil for more power. There are despots living today who would make a deal with Sauron in order to crush their enemies. Fortunately, they're not in control of a whole lot of military power.
What. The only person on the list of 20 top presidential successors that wouldn't listen to everything Obama would have to say is John Boehner. Everyone else can be brought on board on his leisure should Sauron decide to do so.
What exactly do you think he could say that would sway so many people into following Sauron? Keep in mind it doesn't matter how strong Sauron's control over Obama is, there is still the entire system of US Government and it's checks and balances that need to be overcome...and no president has ever even come close to doing that. It'd take more than just some sweet talking to abolish a representative elected office.
Where are these checks and balances when Obama is bombing and spying on half on the world? Sorry, what was last illegal thing Obama couldn't do because someone said no?
Drone attack and espionage are not the same things as abolishing the sovereignty of the entire country and forcing us to kneel before the Dark Lord. And unless you can prove that Obama himself actually did anything illegal, then that conspiracy crap should be confined to it's own thread.
He had nine because guess what, he had nine rings.
Exactly! He can't convert people into mindless servants without the rings. It's not as simple as "corrupting" anybody who happens to walk by. I think Faramir put it perfectly when he was talking about the evil men flocking to Sauron's banner. He wondered what lies, threats, or promises of power were given to convince them to fight. Look at the Wild Men in Rohan and the Corsairs in the battle of Minis Tirith. They didn't need any corrupting...they were already bandits and raiders beforehand and were probably promised gold, land, plunder...you name it.
did you forget how even greatest human state that set out to destroy him turned out to be destroyed instead?
Sauron used the One Ring and what was left of his angelic powers and beauty to PERSONALLY corrupt the king of Numenor, and through him, eventually a good portion of the civilization. The rings of power given to the Men, Dwarves, and Elves (unless I'm mistaken), did not have nearly the same level of power. They were only able to corrupt the ones who wore them.

Now with that said, Sauron no longer had any of his angelic beauty left over at the end of the Second Age. So he would be unable to look good enough to simply "Seduce" people into following him. At that point, he would NEED a ring, or a palantir, or something to corrupt a powerful head of state *who can do as they please without oversight*. And despite what you've said, Obama doesn't have a free reign to do whatever he pleases. There are too many people who actively WANT his downfall to point out if something is amiss.
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