Ever since the courts ruled that IP holders can't sue over parodies that imitate their work (in "The Wind Done Gone" case) the porn studios have cranked out one parody knock-off after another, like the two Star Trek spoofs and best of all, the one mimicking the Adam West Batman TV show. Well, it was only a matter of time before Star Wars got the treatment and sure enough...
The guy doing Obi-Wan's voice is pretty good.
Axel Braun's Star Wars Porn Parody [probably NSFW]
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Re: Axel Braun's Star Wars Porn Parody [probably NSFW]
Brilliant! I love parodies, I've been waiting for this one to happen. And being handled by Vivid, the sex scenes should be at least halfway decent...
Femtroopers for the win!
Femtroopers for the win!
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Re: Axel Braun's Star Wars Porn Parody [probably NSFW]
Now the question is... Can Hav jerk off to Star Wars?
I don't think I can watch this.
I don't think I can watch this.
It's 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark... and we're wearing sunglasses.
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Re: Axel Braun's Star Wars Porn Parody [probably NSFW]
So if they have Luke and/or Vader doing Leia at any point, would that put this video in the incest category?
Oh wait, Luke and Leia are twins. Twincest!
Oh wait, Luke and Leia are twins. Twincest!
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Re: Axel Braun's Star Wars Porn Parody [probably NSFW]
Best comment on YouTube:
GREEDO CAME FIRST.
Here's an interview with Axel Braun:RogueIce wrote:So if they have Luke and/or Vader doing Leia at any point, would that put this video in the incest category?
Oh wait, Luke and Leia are twins. Twincest!
GUY: Are you going to be able to do something interesting with the hair buns?
BRAUN: Oh yeah, absolutely, absolutely. And let me tell you: Han will shoot first…in many ways.
GUY: That’s the quote right there…. There’s no delicate way to put this so let me just ask: Is Chewbacca going to be getting his?
BRAUN: Chewbacca’s getting laid. He’s totally getting laid. I just had to, I mean…come on. Think about it.
GUY: Chewbacca well…the sidekick doesn’t always get in on the good stuff, there.
BRAUN: No, he’s getting some, Vader’s getting some, Luke, Han, everybody’s getting some.
GUY: Well, Star Wars…the ratio wasn’t guy-friendly. What extra female characters are you using?
BRAUN: We didn’t add any crazy characters, we just used characters that are in the Star Wars universe. In the cantina, there are plenty of people, plenty of girls. They’re only featured for a second, but we use those girls. leia is in two scenes. And there’s going to be a lot of controversy because there’s a blowjob scene with Darth and Leia. But then again, we’re not establishing that there’s any relationship between them. And Darth Vader has a black cock – it’s Lexington Steele. And if you remember, in the first, in A New Hope, Lucas hadn’t even had it that they could be related. He pulled it out of his ass in the third one.
GUY: I’m sure someone’s going to pull it out of there ass here too…
That's a relief!BRAUN: Then we have a three-way with Han, Luke and Leia. In our movie, they’re not related, as they weren’t related in the first movie.
GUY: Are you going to follow the story religiously and have them related in the sequels?
BRAUN: No, we’re not going to have them related. We’re going to stay away from the possibility of …
GUY: Of bad taste.
BRAUN: Yeah. So they will not be related.
Re: Axel Braun's Star Wars Porn Parody [probably NSFW]
I dunno. I spend a lot of time finding quality incest porn.
It's 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark... and we're wearing sunglasses.
Hit it.
Blank Yellow (NSFW)
Hit it.
Blank Yellow (NSFW)
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Re: Axel Braun's Star Wars Porn Parody [probably NSFW]
Well I'm a little disappointed. There's so much comedy potential if Luke and Leia remain siblings...
Seriously though, I sincerely hope that while Vader's getting a blowjob, they slowly pan up, to reveal...
This.
My imagination wrote:LUKE reveals that he and Leia are siblings.
LEIA: I know. Somehow... I've always known.
LUKE: And you still fucked me?!? You sick bitch! I wouldn't have stuck my dick in you if I'd had any idea etc., etc....
Seriously though, I sincerely hope that while Vader's getting a blowjob, they slowly pan up, to reveal...
This.
"Darth Tedious just showed why women can go anywhere they want because they are, in effect, mobile kitchens." - RazorOutlaw
"That could never happen because super computers." - Stark
"Don't go there girl! Talk to the VTOL cause the glass canopy ain't listening!" - Shroomy
"That could never happen because super computers." - Stark
"Don't go there girl! Talk to the VTOL cause the glass canopy ain't listening!" - Shroomy
Re: Axel Braun's Star Wars Porn Parody [probably NSFW]
I was under the impression they made one for the prequels, not the OT:D
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