An Old Orthii Proverb
The room, nicknamed “The Den” by its criminal occupants, was much the same as it had been three years ago when Tourff had last been there: small and square with a bar and a bank taking up one wall and numerous round cards tables in the middle. There was only the one door and no toilets or fire exits. In short it was a dump that nearly everyone in this city avoided. Making it a perfect gathering place for the criminal underground.
“The Den” seemed to have more bullet holes and scorch marks on the wall than before and all the faces had changed. It seemed that “The Boss” as Risto’s former employer liked to be known, had fallen upon hard times without him. At least if he was judging by the lamentably poor quality henchmen that welcomed Tourff to their card game but only after he flashed some suitably high denomination cash, of course.
Risto had always found gambling with someone was an easy way to a size people up. Unfortunately that only accounted for two out of the dozen odd thugs in the room, but still you couldn’t have everything in life. These two were both Orthii (Damn it was good to be back in home space, even with the legal complications) and neither looked particularly dangerous. One was of the same pack as Tourff himself with the wispy starts of a mane. Such a young fool had no business being in a bar let alone moonlighting as a gang’s heavy. The other, who was of a pack humans would refer to as ‘Pantherish’, was older and had gone slightly to seed. Neither could intimidate him if they tried. Still, even such poor fare could, in such numbers, prove lethal enough.
Risto resisted the urge to stroke the butt of the Ocelot Revolver that he had strapped to his left hip and instead lit the foilweed cigar he had been twirling through his fingers and took a long drag, feeling the noxious chemicals spread through out his system with a pleasant tingling sensation. He exhaled and was just going to raise Panther a few more pounds when there was a loud click and what felt uncomfortably like a pistol barrel was jammed into the back of his head. Hard.
“Ah,” said Risto as calmly as if this happened to him every other week which, upon further reflection, it actually did. “I was wondering when someone would notice. Congratulations, at least you took under an hour.”
A deep bass chuckle sounded from behind Risto and ‘The Boss’ slowly limped around the table into Tourff’s limited line of sight. He was a heavyset cat and his whiskers drooped with age. He brought another couple of henchmen with him. The odds were now: Fifteen to one, Against. Almost a fair fight by Risto’s standards. This might even be fun.
“Long time, no see, my friend. You got a lotta guts coming here after what you pulled!”
“What I pulled?” Tourff muttered sarcastically.
“Yeah. You landing me in the shitter, with no less than three high profile deaths attributed to my little syndicate. Do you know how hard it is to land deals when your gang is on the most wanted list?”
“You sent me there! To collect something that never existed! You set me up and now your whining because I got recognized?”
“Hem. Me? Set you up? I might think you’re smarter than you look for figuring that one out. Then you walked into here alone to pick a fight.”
“Hey,” said Risto, flashing his teeth. “What have I got to loose?”
‘The Boss’ gave him an incredulous look.
“Your life.”
Risto’s grin grew wider,
“But why, that’s true of everyone here though isn’t it?”
He gave them a couple of seconds to reflect on that, ominous statement. Then it began. The fight everyone knew was going to happen ever since the ‘Boss’ had walked in. And seeing as Risto had a gun pressed to his head, most people were only casually gripping their weapons. No one was expecting what happened. That's what killed many of them.
Risto kicked off the edge of the table. Sending it flying forward and him flying backward, drawing the Ocelot as he fell. The table meanwhile impacted the two thugs he’d been gambling with, showering them in money, cards and various drinks. Delaying their shots.
Risto hit the ground and swung his left arm up, swinging the Heavy revolver in a perfect arc into the crotch of the thug behind him. Risto's right hand grabbed the agonized Orthii’s shirt and pulled him down on top of him just as the thugs all around the room managed to finally fire. Tourff felt several impacts through the struggling thug before the cat went limp. Throwing the dead thug aside, he fired the Ocelot back over his shoulder hitting the second thug ‘Boss’ had brought with him beneath the ribs. Lifting the Orthii several inches off the floor before he collapsed boneless and dead. Risto quickly swung the revolver to face the two in front of him, his hands a blur as he cocked and fired the Ocelot twice in quick succession. Splattering ‘Panther’’s brains across the room and spilling the kid’s guts on the floor.
‘The Boss’, never one for confrontation, had made a run for it as soon as the situation had escalated beyond a simple execution. Risto regained his feet and sent a forth bullet after 'The Boss', it blew through the man’s leg hurling the crime lord to the floor.
Now Risto was in trouble, there were ten thugs and two bullets and they didn’t seem particularly inclined to line up in rows of five for him. As bullets zoomed all around him, he considered that it just might be a good idea to take cover. He ran for the bar. Emptying the Ocelot as he went. His fifth shot caught a thug full in the chest, sending him smashing into a wall. His final shot narrowly missed its target, instead punching a fist sized hole in the wall and showing the thug (now diving for his own cover) in hot plaster and dust. Reaching the bar, Risto easily vaulted it on one hand and came face to face with a cowering human bartender pulling out a sawn-off shotgun. One judicially applied revolver end dropped the alien into a heavily concussed mess on the floor. Risto followed him down too as two bullets zinged off the drinks cabinet next to him.
As Risto crouched behind the bar, he very quietly reloaded the Ocelot, holstered it and pulled the Bartender’s sawn-off towards himself. He looked over the weapon and listened to the thugs' unintentionally humourous dialogue.
“Where is he?” a worried voice from the far right said.
“Shut up,” said a gruff voice from further back.
The sawn-off was a good model, not very well cleaned but still highly functional and semi-automatic. Good
“-anybody get him?” said the said the worried voice speaking through the gruff one, “Did anybody get him!?” Tourff could almost hear the man looking frantically around at his comrades for confirmation.
“Shut up,” said Gruff more forcefully. “Listen.”
Risto popped up with the sawn-off in his off right hand and the Ocelot in his left. He was normally considered dual wielding to be the height of folly and inaccurate to boot but one didn’t need to be accurate with buckshot and he was rather out numbered. He crossed them over as he cocked the Revolver, the sawn-off perforated a goon to the left, the Ocelot blasted one to the right. He uncrossed them to re-cocked the Ocelot and fired again. Strafing along the bar to avoid the bullets. Finally both guns clicked empty. There was no more return fire.
Tourff bared his teeth to show off a rictus grin, a nasty habit he’d picked up in Solarian space, and wondered over to where ‘The Boss’ was lying and, thinking him already dead, kicked him over on to his back. Then cursed as he almost lost an ankle to ‘The Boss’s knife. Snarling, Risto stamped down on his former employer’s knife hand and heard a satisfying crunch.
“Not dead yet?” Tourff said, his voice still as calm as it had been before he’d almost died a dozen times over. “Pity.”
Tourff hauled ‘The Boss’ to his feet and then smacked his face into the floor again. It made an even more satisfying crunch. Then Risto dragged the soon-to-be-ex-crime lord towards the bullet-wrecked bar and threw him as hard as possible into the spirits section. Several bottles smashed all over “The Boss” (who’s title was seeming more ironic by the nanosecond)
Risto knelt next to the cat, pulled out another cigar and bit the end off. Very courteously spitting it out away from “The Boss”.
“I’m sure you know the old Orthii proverb that tells us that ‘Revenge is a dished best served cold?’ It used to be one of your favourites as I recall.”
Risto stood and bit into the cigar again, now talking out the side of his mouth. He pulled out a match.
“Well I want you to know…”
He lit the match on the back of his glove.
“It is complete…”
He held it up to the cigar.
“…and utter…”
He threw it onto the alcohol soaked crime lord.
“...bollocks.”
FWHOOSH!