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 Post subject: Re: Ask Commander Riker a question. PostPosted: 2010-08-09 04:35pm
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 Post subject: Re: Ask Commander Riker a question. PostPosted: 2010-08-09 05:07pm
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Commander Riker, what does it take to create the aura of smug, manly authority that you have?



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 Post subject: Re: Ask Commander Riker a question. PostPosted: 2010-08-09 10:31pm
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Commander Riker, what ever happened to Picard's lionfish?



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Commander Riker, what does it take to create the aura of smug, manly authority that you have?

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Rest your foot on something.

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Commander Riker, what ever happened to Picard's lionfish?

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I may or may not have persuaded Spot to take care of that problem.



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Commander Riker, why watch holonovels of Duchess rather than, you know, something interesting?

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Commander Riker, why in the heck did you agree to partake in the Enterprise series finale?

Also, what are your thoughts on the nBSG series finale?



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 Post subject: Re: Ask Commander Riker a question. PostPosted: 2010-08-10 07:22am
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Commander Riker, why did you crap over Thunderbirds so bad?!



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'Secondly, I don't see why "income inequality" is a bad thing. Poverty is not an injustice. There is no such thing as causes for poverty, only causes for wealth. Poverty is not a wrong, but taking money from those who have it to equalize incomes is basically theft, which is wrong.' - Typical Randroid

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Commander Riker, what are your thoughts about the nudist colony that's rumored to exist aboard the Enterprise?



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Commander Riker, is it true that when you took command of the USS Titan the only credential you required for your bridge crew was "Bitches Only?"



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Commander Riker, Do you think Lwaxanna Troi is MILF material?



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Jason L. Miles wrote:
Commander Riker, why watch holonovels of Duchess rather than, you know, something interesting?

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I just play back chapter 21, the best chapter.

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Commander Riker, why in the heck did you agree to partake in the Enterprise series finale?

Also, what are your thoughts on the nBSG series finale?

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They paid me in cake.

On a serious note (well not really) I did jump in and rate the nBSG finale a '5' before the episode even aired or I saw it.

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Commander Riker, why did you crap over Thunderbirds so bad?!

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Did you even see it? It was asking for it.

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Commander Riker, what are your thoughts about the nudist colony that's rumored to exist aboard the Enterprise?

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Sooooooo many wrinkles...

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Commander Riker, is it true that when you took command of the USS Titan the only credential you required for your bridge crew was "Bitches Only?"

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Hell yeah.

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Commander Riker, Do you think Lwaxanna Troi is MILF material?

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Commander Riker, does your beard go out with Worf's floppy hair on some evenings?



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'Secondly, I don't see why "income inequality" is a bad thing. Poverty is not an injustice. There is no such thing as causes for poverty, only causes for wealth. Poverty is not a wrong, but taking money from those who have it to equalize incomes is basically theft, which is wrong.' - Typical Randroid

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Commander Riker, how would you react if I told you that your ships intercoms have been programmed to blast Justin Bieber music at all times?

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Commander Riker, what do you do to keep trim and fit?



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Commander Riker, does your beard go out with Worf's floppy hair on some evenings?

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You want to ask me that again?

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Commander Riker, how would you react if I told you that your ships intercoms have been programmed to blast Justin Bieber music at all times?

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TURN THAT UP! YEAAHHHHH!

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Commander Riker, what do you do to keep trim and fit?

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Holodeck exercises.



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Commander Riker, what are your thoughts on pegging, and do you find it to be pleasurable?

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Commander Riker, why do you keep pulling down your tunic every time you stand up?



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'Secondly, I don't see why "income inequality" is a bad thing. Poverty is not an injustice. There is no such thing as causes for poverty, only causes for wealth. Poverty is not a wrong, but taking money from those who have it to equalize incomes is basically theft, which is wrong.' - Typical Randroid

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Commander Riker, what is your opinion of the state of the US economy?


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Holodeck exercises.
So what can I, a man stuck in the early 21st century, do?



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Commander Riker, what are your thoughs on the 2009 reboot of Star Trek and it's implications?



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Commander Riker, who did you vote for in the last US presidential election?



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Commander Riker, what are your thoughts on pegging, and do you find it to be pleasurable?

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Not my fetish, but hey.

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Commander Riker, why do you keep pulling down your tunic every time you stand up?

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Because Baldy.

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Commander Riker, what is your opinion of the state of the US economy?

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N: Needs Improvement

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So what can I, a man stuck in the early 21st century, do?

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Grow a pair.

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Commander Riker, what are your thoughs on the 2009 reboot of Star Trek and it's implications?

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I liked the part where things blew up. And then I got to play a trombone.

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I wrote myself in.



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Commander Riker, what should I do if the condom breaks?



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Slip her some nutmeg for the next few weeks. Just to be sure.



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On a serious note (well not really) I did jump in and rate the nBSG finale a '5' before the episode even aired or I saw it.

Well played, Commander. Well played.




Commander Riker, which movie Batman do you prefer (out of these options):

Adam West
Michael Keaton
Val Kilmer
George Clooney
Christian Bale

And why?

Also: did you enjoy the movie Speed Racer?



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