Ask Commander Riker a question.
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Re: Ask Commander Riker a question.
Commander Riker why didn't you and your transporter clone get into a menage a troi with Troi to prove it really is better in stereo?
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Commander Riker, where do you keep the Captain's Log?
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'Secondly, I don't see why "income inequality" is a bad thing. Poverty is not an injustice. There is no such thing as causes for poverty, only causes for wealth. Poverty is not a wrong, but taking money from those who have it to equalize incomes is basically theft, which is wrong.' - Typical Randroid
'I think it's gone a little bit wrong.' - The Doctor
'Secondly, I don't see why "income inequality" is a bad thing. Poverty is not an injustice. There is no such thing as causes for poverty, only causes for wealth. Poverty is not a wrong, but taking money from those who have it to equalize incomes is basically theft, which is wrong.' - Typical Randroid
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Commander Riker, how come you keep turning down your own command? Are you afraid of responsibility?
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Commander Riker, on that note, did you every consider just getting it on with your transporter clone? After all, he's the only person you're ever going to be happy with.Darth Nostril wrote:Commander Riker why didn't you and your transporter clone get into a menage a troi with Troi to prove it really is better in stereo?
Mr. Harley: Your impatience is quite understandable.
Klaatu: I'm impatient with stupidity. My people have learned to live without it.
Mr. Harley: I'm afraid my people haven't. I'm very sorry... I wish it were otherwise.
"I do know that for the sympathy of one living being, I would make peace with all. I have love in me the likes of which you can scarcely imagine and rage the likes of which you would not believe.
If I cannot satisfy the one, I will indulge the other." – Frankenstein's Creature on the glacier[/size]
Klaatu: I'm impatient with stupidity. My people have learned to live without it.
Mr. Harley: I'm afraid my people haven't. I'm very sorry... I wish it were otherwise.
"I do know that for the sympathy of one living being, I would make peace with all. I have love in me the likes of which you can scarcely imagine and rage the likes of which you would not believe.
If I cannot satisfy the one, I will indulge the other." – Frankenstein's Creature on the glacier[/size]
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El Moose Monstero wrote:Commander Riker...where is Padme? Is she alright?
She's alright, in my bed...
Darth Nostril wrote:Commander Riker why didn't you and your transporter clone get into a menage a troi with Troi to prove it really is better in stereo?
We did.
Big Orange wrote:Commander Riker, where do you keep the Captain's Log?
On the Fiesta Deck.
General Zod wrote:Commander Riker, how come you keep turning down your own command? Are you afraid of responsibility?
Baldy and I have an... unspoken agreement.
Temujin wrote:Commander Riker, on that note, did you every consider just getting it on with your transporter clone? After all, he's the only person you're ever going to be happy with.
What makes you think I haven't.
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In this unspoken agreement are you the top or the bottom?Baldy and I have an... unspoken agreement.
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General Zod wrote:In this unspoken agreement are you the top or the bottom?
You want to ask me that again?
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Commander Riker, if you were in a fight and your shirt was ripped off, what would you do?
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More importantly, what would happen if you were facing Captain James T Kirk after his shirt has been ripped?
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Commander Riker, what are your thoughts on pink foam?
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I'm not sure why people choose 'To Love is to Bury' as their wedding song...It's about a murder-suicide
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Commander Riker, how incredibly smug can you be? And can this level of smugness match that of the cast of The West Wing in any way?
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This is the price of war,
We rise with noble intentions,
And we risk all that is pure..." - Angela & Jeff van Dyck, Forever (Rome: Total War)
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The war continues on..." - Angela & Jeff van Dyck, We Are All One (Medieval 2: Total War)
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This is the price of war,
We rise with noble intentions,
And we risk all that is pure..." - Angela & Jeff van Dyck, Forever (Rome: Total War)
"On and on, through the years,
The war continues on..." - Angela & Jeff van Dyck, We Are All One (Medieval 2: Total War)
"Courage is not the absence of fear, but rather the judgment that something else is more important than fear." - Ambrose Redmoon
"You either die a hero, or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain." - Harvey Dent, The Dark Knight
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Follow-up question: Commander Riker, is maintaining a headless fuckdroid a lot of work? Where do you store him when you're not using him?Instant Sunrise wrote:Let me show you the last guy who asked this question. There's his head. You don't want to know what happened to the rest of him.eion wrote:Alright, Commander Riker. What about Mr. Crusher?
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Commander Riker, is it true that you uniform is, due to a supply yeomans error, really just pajamas?
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Commander Riker, what do you feed your beard with?
'Alright guard, begin the unnecessarily slow moving dipping mechanism...' - Dr. Evil
'Secondly, I don't see why "income inequality" is a bad thing. Poverty is not an injustice. There is no such thing as causes for poverty, only causes for wealth. Poverty is not a wrong, but taking money from those who have it to equalize incomes is basically theft, which is wrong.' - Typical Randroid
'I think it's gone a little bit wrong.' - The Doctor
'Secondly, I don't see why "income inequality" is a bad thing. Poverty is not an injustice. There is no such thing as causes for poverty, only causes for wealth. Poverty is not a wrong, but taking money from those who have it to equalize incomes is basically theft, which is wrong.' - Typical Randroid
'I think it's gone a little bit wrong.' - The Doctor
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Force Lord wrote:Commander Riker, if you were in a fight and your shirt was ripped off, what would you do?
Get a new shirt.
The Spartan wrote:More importantly, what would happen if you were facing Captain James T Kirk after his shirt has been ripped?
Remove his toupee.
J wrote:Commander Riker, what are your thoughts on pink foam?
Pink foam is responsible or some of the best times of my life.
RogueIce wrote:Commander Riker, how incredibly smug can you be? And can this level of smugness match that of the cast of The West Wing in any way?
I can take it a step beyond that and beat the smugness of Studio 60 Aaron Sorkin.
eion wrote:Follow-up question: Commander Riker, is maintaining a headless fuckdroid a lot of work? Where do you store him when you're not using him?
Don't ever suggest things like that again, asshole.
Uncluttered wrote:Commander Riker, is it true that you uniform is, due to a supply yeomans error, really just pajamas?
Nope.
Big Orange wrote:Commander Riker, what do you feed your beard with?
1 cup of dry food for lunch and 1/2 a cup of dry food mixed with 1 cup of wet food at dinner.
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Captain Riker, do you think the cake is a lie?
'Alright guard, begin the unnecessarily slow moving dipping mechanism...' - Dr. Evil
'Secondly, I don't see why "income inequality" is a bad thing. Poverty is not an injustice. There is no such thing as causes for poverty, only causes for wealth. Poverty is not a wrong, but taking money from those who have it to equalize incomes is basically theft, which is wrong.' - Typical Randroid
'I think it's gone a little bit wrong.' - The Doctor
'Secondly, I don't see why "income inequality" is a bad thing. Poverty is not an injustice. There is no such thing as causes for poverty, only causes for wealth. Poverty is not a wrong, but taking money from those who have it to equalize incomes is basically theft, which is wrong.' - Typical Randroid
'I think it's gone a little bit wrong.' - The Doctor
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Commander Riker, do the people of the 24th century see Perry v. Schwarzenegger as a landmark case in equality?
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Commander Riker, is it true that Picard refuses to join the Hair Club for Men because Kirk is a spokesperson.
Mr. Harley: Your impatience is quite understandable.
Klaatu: I'm impatient with stupidity. My people have learned to live without it.
Mr. Harley: I'm afraid my people haven't. I'm very sorry... I wish it were otherwise.
"I do know that for the sympathy of one living being, I would make peace with all. I have love in me the likes of which you can scarcely imagine and rage the likes of which you would not believe.
If I cannot satisfy the one, I will indulge the other." – Frankenstein's Creature on the glacier[/size]
Klaatu: I'm impatient with stupidity. My people have learned to live without it.
Mr. Harley: I'm afraid my people haven't. I'm very sorry... I wish it were otherwise.
"I do know that for the sympathy of one living being, I would make peace with all. I have love in me the likes of which you can scarcely imagine and rage the likes of which you would not believe.
If I cannot satisfy the one, I will indulge the other." – Frankenstein's Creature on the glacier[/size]
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Commander Riker, how are you able to handle lame questions without flying into a murderous rage?
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Saved by request from the depths of Testing, because this is damn funny.
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Put back into testing and stickified it so people can still participate without the autodelete getting the thread (after clearing it with Dalton).
Continue.
Continue.
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Big Orange wrote:Captain Riker, do you think the cake is a lie?
What cake?
eion wrote:Commander Riker, do the people of the 24th century see Perry v. Schwarzenegger as a landmark case in equality?
I'm not sure how to tell you this, but things went way backwards in the 24th century. It's illegal now.
Temujin wrote:Commander Riker, is it true that Picard refuses to join the Hair Club for Men because Kirk is a spokesperson.
Kirk has been dead for 100 years so I don't think that is the problem.
Civil War Man wrote:Commander Riker, how are you able to handle lame questions without flying into a murderous rage?
See this? This is 190% grain alcohol by volume. That's how.
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Commander Riker, can you describe the results of the shaving-cream-and-a-feather trick on Lt. Commander Worf?
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Dave wrote:Commander Riker, can you describe the results of the shaving-cream-and-a-feather trick on Lt. Commander Worf?
Hey jerkass, what did I ever do to you?
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My cat won't obey me and I've tried everything. Can you command her, Riker?
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