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Commander Riker, does your mother do anal? This is a very important question. For science.
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Commander Riker, how much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
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Commander Riker, what are your thoughts about an experiment with time travel and a shark?
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Ilya Muromets wrote:Commander Riker, how much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
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Commander Riker, why does Doctor Crusher - as the one who gives you regular physical checkups - does not believe your claim on the previous page?
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Thanas wrote:Commander Riker, why does Doctor Crusher - as the one who gives you regular physical checkups - does not believe your claim on the previous page?
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Well, Doctor Crusher isn't entirely honest about HERSELF either.
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Elaborate.
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Thanas wrote:Elaborate.
That's not really a "soup" question, now is it?
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Commander Riker, why does your French captain speak with an English accent?
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Commander Riker, does it make you happy or unhappy to be addressed as "Number One" instead of in more conventional modes such as "Commander" or "Commander Riker," or for that matter "William?"
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Commander Riker, can I call you Bill or Billy?
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Commander Riker, is Readybrek central eating for kids?
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Commander Riker, have you slept with more women than Tiger Woods?
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eion wrote:Commander Riker, who was the better kisser: Troi or Soren?
Both.
Alright, Commander Riker. What about Mr. Crusher? :wink:
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Lonestar wrote:
Thanas wrote:Elaborate.
That's not really a "soup" question, now is it?
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Commander Riker, is it true that if you find someone "pooping in a normal room" you will "put them in jail so fast"?
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Uraniun235 wrote:Commander Riker, is it true that if you find someone "pooping in a normal room" you will "put them in jail so fast"?
Bear in mind, Uraniun, that Starfleet ships are notorious for their lack of plumbing facilities. Starfleet regulations may be fairly merciful on this issue.
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muse wrote:Commander Riker, why does your French captain speak with an English accent?
Ask him to turn his universal translator off before talking to him.
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Only Commander Riker may answer. Everybody else will get oppressed.
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Thanas wrote:Elaborate.
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See that picture of her? She's stuffing her uniform like a turkey.
muse wrote:Commander Riker, why does your French captain speak with an English accent?
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Simon_Jester wrote:Commander Riker, does it make you happy or unhappy to be addressed as "Number One" instead of in more conventional modes such as "Commander" or "Commander Riker," or for that matter "William?"
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Don't really matter.
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What was the question?
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eion wrote:Commander Riker, who was the better kisser: Troi or Soren?
Both.
Alright, Commander Riker. What about Mr. Crusher? :wink:
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Commander Ricker, when did you start wearing a corset?
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Pimp-daddy D of the USS Thuggaprise, how can I pull as much tail as you do? After I grow a beard, I mean.
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Big Orange wrote:Commander Ricker, when did you start wearing a corset?
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Since I stopped giving a fuck and wore whatever I wanted.
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Commander Riker...where is Padme? Is she alright?
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