ShadowDragon8685 wrote:
Jeremy Clarkson's videos are often very informative about personal safety.
To be honest the whole series tends to be a big documentary about how Clarkson should be kept away from anything you like to keep in one piece, or any project you'd like to complete successfully in some form. And if you can't keep him away, at least hide all the hammers.
That and:
- inflatable blimps are suicidally attracted to airports (although that could have been May's abysmal navigation).
- Building your own amphibian vehicle works if you give it lots of POOWHAAARRRHH (and keep Clarkson away from the steering wheel).
- you cannot buy a cheap sports car and hope it will last very long if you use it like a sports car.
- you cannot build your own space shuttle.
- A V8 is a lousy engine when powering domestic appliances.
- Lancias are crap.
- Alfa Romeos have some sort of pheromone delivery system that makes people love them, but they're crap as well.
- Keep caravans and Morris Marinas ten miles away from the Top Gear studio at all times.